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Mood phrases of men after drinking (selected 67 sentences)

1, if you don't let me drink it, I'm afraid I feel bad. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

2, go out and explain to your wife, drink less, eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it.

I'll drink alone, and leave the other half in the pot for you. Why are you so late?

4, the average woman does not drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.

5, a woman's love is like wine, the more it is brewed, the stronger it is, and a man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

6. I sleep alone with loneliness and alcohol. If I can meet you again, don't back down.

7. I don't remember, but the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

8, leisurely, red wine beauty, wine fragrance with endless drunkenness, drunk but not drunk.

9. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

10, you drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

1 1. Listen to me, don't drink, don't fight and don't love me. Live well.

12, pretending to be indifferent, using alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

13. Wearing a suit and tie to eat in a hotel is mostly for entertainment. Friends are people who can sit in the night market and drink.

14, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

15, pretending to be indifferent, using alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

16, in general, people who don't drink with you and people who get drunk when you drink are bosom friends!

17. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

18, when I miss you, I like drinking, but I dare not get drunk, because I won't miss you when I am drunk.

19, I have my story, but I don't drink. Even if I drink, I just want to get drunk.

20. Most people get drunk not because others persuade them, but because they persuade others to drink too much.

2 1, one, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

22. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

23, drinking is not supreme, lust is not chaotic, is a hero, ill-gotten gains are not taken, self-defeating.

24. I have been bothering for 30 years and have been confused for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

25, wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times?

26. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

27. After drinking revolutionary red wine and rice, everyone met. Tell your wife you're not drunk when you see her, and you can still drink three cups!

28. I want to cry Tears are in my eyes. I want to laugh. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

29, but make the host drunk, I don't know where in a foreign land. Drinking the bright moon alone Li Bai from from a pot of wine among the flowers, I drink alone. No one is with me.

30. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

3 1, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to laugh at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

32. It is nonsense to say that drinking is for a complete indulgence. Actually, I just want to give myself an excuse to cry.

33, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

34. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

35. It's easy for a few friends to get drunk, but it doesn't matter if one person gets drunk. I don't know if this is self-mockery or comfort.

36. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

37. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a mood of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

38. Those who died in the war died, and those who are alive will continue to drink. Remember when they drank with us.

39. It's not that I don't like sleeping, I don't like the feeling after waking up, I don't like drinking, I like the emptiness after being drunk.

40, drinking tears, is the most real. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

42. The first time I retaliated against a person, I tasted it, like drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.

43. Prostitutes drink bottles and smoke bags. They slept with different people for one night, but there was one person in their hearts.

44. Many times, we don't drink, but the story after getting drunk. To freedom, and to the past. life

45. I like drinking and getting drunk, not because I am decadent, but because I can dream of you after being drunk, because I miss you.

46. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

47, you are wine, I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

48. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while a good drinker gives up drinking to bury something deep in his heart.

49, wine field life, life wine field, whether it is annoying or laughing. A table of wine deduces a society; A glass of wine, Lang Lang Gan Kun.

50. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

5 1, one, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two walls are inseparable.

52. I like your party with your classmates. Let me know when you are full. I like the way you feel sick when you are drunk. Let me know when you like your hairstyle.

53. Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

54. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

55. Sir: Being drunk doesn't mean drinking. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

56. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

57, a person drinking for the first time: wine, drinking half drunk is ok, drinking too much will get drunk; Love is still half true, and if you love more, your heart will be broken.

58, modern man: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

59, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

60. Well, smoking for the first time is a little choking; It's a little spicy for the first time; It hurts to love someone for the first time. This cigarette, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

6 1, don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

62. I am drunk. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

63. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and what he will look like when he wakes up.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

65. Find someone to drink with you if you want. Don't come back until you're drunk. If you want to cry, go to a place where no one is there, cry and let yourself go.

66. A man's miserable life is that no one buys you a drink. The worst life for a man is the people you invite and those who don't come. A man's super miserable life is to drink alone every day.

67, wine is a fine meal, the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?