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Talk about the post-90s personality:

1. I take the initiative, you don't take the initiative, you don't take the initiative, I don't take the initiative. Many relationships are like this, and then they are gone.

You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many insincere friends.

3. Love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

Don't compare your life with others, because you don't know all about their lives at all.

In this life, there will always be someone who is your life.

6. If you fold the past and the past, can you start over?

7. I have traveled to every corner of your city, not to meet, but to feel your past.

8. The shortest spell in the world is a person's name.

9. Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

10. Behind a successful person, there are always a group of dogs eyeing up.

1 1. I let go, but I haven't put it down yet. I recovered, but I'm not cured yet. I want to forget it, but I still miss it. I forgot, but I still have a memory.

12. My favorite person taught me not to trust men easily.

13. Don't pour out your heart and lungs for others too easily. In the end, only one heartless person can be left.

14. I am willing to win a person's heart, so as to avoid old blind date!

15. Youth is the wound of life, and love is the knife that cuts the wound.

16. The first lie in life begins with a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with a love letter.

17. The beauty of memories is always in an instant, and the bitterness of tears is always on the pillow all night.

18. He who laughs last has already cried.

19. Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

20. The world is really big, but even if you have traveled all over the world, you may only have yourself. If you miss it, you miss your life.

2 1. There are always some sentences that will be hurt by dripping ink; There will always be someone who will stand in memory forever.

I have a disease, and I can't live without you.

23. I wish I could be more stupid, at least I can't see that you are just acting.

24. Don't gamble with youth, and don't take scum as a myth.

25. People, less commitment, more reality, don't say one thing, behind one thing.

26. Is there a person who once occupied your life, and now you will feel embarrassed to say hello?

27. Life is like a dandelion, seemingly free but involuntarily.

28. The first thing that gets old is never appearance, but desperate enterprising spirit.

29. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.

30. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, and I couldn't find my way back.

3 1. If I couldn't help it in the depths, how could it be cold and frost-free?

I can't walk into your world, but I don't want to quit.

33. Everyone will be happy, but your happiness is sometimes seen by others.

34. Everyone who doesn't know love will meet someone who knows love, and then experience a heartbreaking love. People who don't understand love gradually understand, know how to love others, but dare not love again.

35. Before, you chased me and asked me to hold your hand tightly. Now you beg me to let go of your hand.

36. As long as you want it, as long as I have it.

37. You can drink water when it is cold, and even breathing hurts when your heart is cold.

38. I want to live crazy in your heart all my life.

39. I finally became what you expected most, but now I despise you.

40. In those few short years when you loved me, I may be the happiest person in the world, but those days have passed and I can't stay.

After 90 personality talk about two points:

1. A boy who loves to laugh is not bad, nor is a boy who makes you laugh.

I told you everything I said, and you didn't respond to the movement all over the world.

Eason Chan taught me to sing for ten years, but he didn't teach me how to live for ten years.

Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

I am grateful for too many inexplicable concerns and lament why I haven't received your greetings.

6. You may not be strong enough, but you can't live without dreams. If you don't have a dream, you should work hard for others' dreams in the future.

7. If someone throws stones at you, don't throw them back. Use them as the cornerstone of your tall building.

8. The most helpless thing is that I can't see the future, and now I'm lost.

9.wifi+ mobile phone+computer+cold drink+watermelon+air conditioner+people who love you = a perfect summer.

10. Don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because they have mouths and don't necessarily have brains.

1 1. People who are moved by true feelings will be moody. Because they pay too much, they are bound to suffer.

12. It is enough to scratch a thank-you word for the award, and so is love. There is no need to cross out the word thank you for your patronage before you let go.

13. Love is like a period. It hurts once.

14. I will miss you, in my heart, in my dreams, in all the time when you are here or not.

15. I am not afraid of hardship, fatigue, failure, black eyes and bruises. I'm afraid I have a dream, but I have never tried it.

16. Later, I couldn't find anything more youthful than school uniforms.

17. The most considerate thing for you is your shoes. Don't think it is dirty, because the road you walk is not clean.

18. I hate it when people ask me why I want to give up treatment, as if I can still be saved.

19. People who love you will help you stop drinking, people who play with you will only persuade you to drink, people who love you will touch your face, and people who play with you will only touch your chest.

20. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time is memory.

2 1. Find someone who can ruin your lipstick, not your mascara!

I didn't meet you in the best time, but I had the best time because of you.

23. I want to know you again, starting with your name.

24. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

There is a kind of love called "I don't care", and there is a kind of love called "count me out of luck"

1, showing half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it just means your underwear is small.

2. Since I left you, someone asked me: Do you always sterilize your eyeballs in tears?

3, you said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is too expensive.

What is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

The less things you have in your mind, the more tricks you have in your mind.

I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.

8. Hello, I'm not here now and I won't contact you.

There are two factors that hinder my success: one is that I will feel sleepy when I am full, and the other is that I will be hungry when I wake up.

10, ask my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!

1 1. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

12, if you think God is nothing, then you are heartless enough.

13, it is said that Taobao shopkeepers hate the idiom: no friends.

14, Friar Sand: Don't ask Wenda pigs when you die in troubled times.

15, the new "unfilial has three", it is said that he is studying literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and has no object.

16. Living in Beijing, you must watch the weather forecast every day. If there is a rainstorm forecast, be sure to bring a swimsuit.

17, even gas is inert, why can't that person be lazy?

18, girls with big breasts all have neuropathy, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper margin is large.

19, there is a kind of love called "I don't care" and a kind of love called "I am unlucky".

20. In view of your curative effect, we have developed this condition.

2 1. Warm reminder from Internet cafe: Please fasten your seat belt, because the Internet speed in this Internet cafe is too fast.

22. The house price is so high that I can't even make up the down payment for your heart.

23. Cats have nine lives. Why do we always experiment with mice?

24. Why do mosquitoes get shot when they suck blood, but sanitary napkins are fine?

25. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and anyone can kill him.

26. I always wonder if the alarm clock will go fast when I am asleep.

27. The child wants to buy a toy plane with fake money. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?

28. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

It is said that two men, one woman and three people will feel like a light bulb when they walk in the street. ...

30. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. I came to class and slept all morning.

There is a kind of happiness called waiting, and there is a kind of wisdom called keeping a low profile.

0 1. Now I'm fine, pretending to be fine.

02. The wind stopped, leaving only dust falling silently.

Your smile smells of hurt, and I feel extremely distressed.

Only in the dead of night can I live better.

05. Unwilling to change the attachment to love, quietly waiting for the eternal life.

06. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony.

About love, I think it is a habit.

08. The most wonderful thing in the world is to hold your hand when you love someone.

09. There is no need to go back to the grass. If you go forward bravely, you will meet new things.

10. If the memory becomes fragments, it is because it is full of heartache.

1 1. I fled in a hurry, but you left calmly.

12. Finally, we all kept silent.

13. There is a kind of happiness called waiting, and there is a kind of wisdom called keeping a low profile.

14. Sometimes, I can understand what anger is.

15. Lies are not used to deceive each other, but to deceive themselves.

16. Once stranded, the true colors will be revealed.

17. Try to love before marriage. I said: If you love someone, you will hurt him first, because guilt is the best way to maintain love.

18. I don't want to fail, I want to; If I don't study, I want what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

19. Beautiful misunderstandings make us more like strangers.

20. Those who have done it together all want me to be alone.

2 1. People who are duplicitous always toss and turn at night.

22. Thank you for your melodramatic entertainment.

I buried all my memories and just wanted to have a bright future.

24. Love is hard, you can't expect it to be like a dream.

25. Maybe I'm too young to know what to cherish.

26. I can choose to love you or not, but you can only choose to love me or love me more.

27. Without an antidote, I can't resist your unique signal.

28. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you.

29. How much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves you.

30. Not every relationship has a beginning and an end. Not every man has a soft spot for women.

3 1. I lost it, so I know how to cherish it.

You can treat me like a child, but I can't stand your nonsense.

Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

34. My birth was destined to be caused by sadness.

Don't do romantic things, don't talk about sensational fancy clothes and flattering expressions, and don't think about whether you like me or not.

I often miss those happy days, then I burst into tears.

There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.

At any time in my life, I am not afraid to start all over again. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak.

You can't lose faith when you are sad, and you can't forget setbacks when you are happiest.

Without great difficulties, there will be no great cause.

The beauty of life comes from your love for life, and the innocence of friendship comes from your sincere treatment of friends.

People often lament the lack of beauty in life, because they lack a pair of eyes to find beauty.

Hope and disappointment torment people, but hope torments people for longer.

Rose said: not all flowers represent love; Diamonds say: not all diamonds represent eternity.

People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.

I can only watch the last bus of happiness go away-not that I missed it, but that I couldn't get on at all.

The best things are often unexpected and accidental.

Think of others, but live for yourself.

Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets!

Life is like a dance, the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

My life is always different from their calculations I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

The less expectations there are, the more comfortable it will be to care about people.

The best friend is when you sit quietly on the veranda without saying a word, and when you walk away, you still feel that you have had a wonderful conversation.

The value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.

Don't lament the setbacks, just think of all this as the preparatory work you must go through before you can achieve great things.

Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.

Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. At the end of your life, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Whatever you do, remember it's for yourself, so there's nothing to complain about.

Don't be pessimistic in the face of difficulties.

There is no absolute fairness in life, but there is also relative fairness. On a scale, the more you get, the more you have to bear than others.

Don't hang yourself from a tree, or you will die miserably.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.

Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "We must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect. 」

I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

It's not that someone bothers me, but that I annoy myself with someone's words and deeds.

Life is like a cup of tea, bitter … only for a while, not for a lifetime.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or filth.

There is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of giving up that is called fulfillment.

It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!