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Tell me a picture of a monster.

1, money spent at the beginning of the month, panic at the end of the month.

Your promise is like the sentence on the cigarette case, smoking is harmful to health.

3, the sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

4. Beautiful Lies What we should cherish most in this dog-like life is happiness.

5. The deaf listen to the dumb, and the blind see the lame do scud …

6. For men, having milk is a mother. For women, money is lang.

7. If you study, or don't study, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later.

8. I like to tease you, even if it's my fault, I blame you.

9. Don't call others stupid, because others have brains at least.

10, I don't want to fit, I just want to feel in place.

1 1, mom said, you have to speak without conscience to make people love.

12, I really want to throw a bomb at you and blow you up.

13, whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so there is the Great Wall.

14, a liar is a liar, and you can't even believe punctuation!

15, I called you "it's good to be alive" ... it's good to be alive. ...

16. If I am brave enough, I won't escape the fear of losing like a weak person.

17, the most ordinary I give you the most special love, please cherish it.

18, Jay Chou is my brother. Come to me if you are not satisfied, and come if you are looking for me, hehe.

19, someone doesn't have a car (he likes cars very much), so he regards the car pulling goods as Cadillac goods.

20. Because I love you. So in my world. You have lawless capital. Say you love me. Say to me.

2 1, I don't like you talking to me loudly. I don't like you losing your temper with me.

22. Summer is really a season that annoys me. Thick-legged black stockings all over the street …

23, in fact, it doesn't matter if the egg hurts, the key is that it hurts and doesn't grow new.

24, you hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.

25. You are two loaves of bread, and my two cakes belong to one family.

26. It is better to join the underworld, be rich and powerful, and have MM to sleep with.

27, you listen, or don't listen, the teacher is here, don't leave before class.

28. Always forget whether others are men or women. I have a bad memory.

29. I'm going to cut your Baba face into pieces, dry it and cook it into porridge.

30. What is life? Instead of standing and saying yes! Is to lie down and be KO!

3 1, boring to play with your nose. Put an s for the time being and a b for the time being.

32. There are two kinds of wives: cute and hateful, and there are two kinds of husbands: pitiful and acceptable.

33. If you go to school, or don't go to school, the school is there and starts on time.

34. Shenzhouxing is ok for me, and it is ok without charging the phone bill. I think so, because I have already returned it.

To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

To heal people's hearts, we must strike while the iron is hot.

1. I like the clear sky after the storm in spring. Those are your eyes.

2. I don't know where I got my confidence. I don't study hard all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong.

When you grow up, there will always be one or two chances, and you will bravely run for the person you value, because if you are the right person, it is really too late to leave.

If you are heated, it will be very hot, if you are cold, it will turn into ice. Please forgive me for being ungrateful all my life.

You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if I go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I'm afraid I can't take care of myself in Me Before You, I won't eat on time, I won't stay up late, I won't sew buttons, I won't wash dishes, and I want to eat a lot with you and go to many places. So, you should take care of yourself and come to me before my condition gets worse.

6. No matter how sad the day is, remember to remove makeup carefully, wash your face and take a bath, blow dry your hair and go to bed safely. A bed is like a capsule, which will take you to a bright morning.

Your map is a blank sheet of paper, so even if you want to decide your destination, you don't know where the road is. But from another angle, it is because it is a blank sheet of paper that you can draw a map at will. Everything depends on you. For you, everything is free, and there are infinite possibilities in front of you.

8. When you like someone, you will smile when you see his short message, your voice will become gentle and clear when you answer his phone, and your heart will beat with nervousness and excitement when you see him. Wake up every morning, sleep every night, you will think of him, everything is involuntary, involuntary smile. With such a person in my heart, such a day is extremely happy.

Because I hope to meet you, I always think that the most rugged road is the best one.

10. While our heads are hot, we should be desperate.

1 1. I like to nest in our beloved old sweater on rainy days. Next to it are our treasured old records, firewood and beloved old books. So quiet, so peaceful-this is a good time to dream. One noon, I was dreaming, and I was outside the cloud nine.

12. The evening breeze blowing through you becomes moist, and the dusk perched on your shoulders becomes more and more charming. Your whisper attracts cicadas, summer comes, and the stars twist; Midnight fog gathers on lawns and benches, like your wet hair. I want to count the stars in your eyes and smell which forest is in your body.

13. As I get older, I realize more and more that I can't live without my family. I hope my family is healthy without pain, disease.

14. I have only seen you among millions of roses.

15. You have worked hard and your grades have not changed much. This does not prove that you are useless, but it means that you are atoning for your past laziness. After all, you have to pay some price for your past laziness. At this time, you should work harder and pay off your debts, and the days will always be sunny.

16. Emotion is a very shy thing. It is hidden in the eyes, in the breath, in every sentence "What are you doing?"

17. It's good to like you every day.

18. No matter whether you are brilliant or degenerate in the future, whether it is smoke or strong liquor, whether it is rain or sunny, I hope that the person around you will always be me.

Who is desperate for you?

The difference between giving up and letting go: giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, and letting go is to let go of what never belongs to you.

You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

In the end, you will always understand who is modest and hypocritical, who is sincere and who is desperate for you.

In this world, there is always someone waiting for you somewhere. Not here, not this time, but there, waiting for you at that time. You're glad someone misses you.

Fate is like a book. If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale. If you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

Learn from the best others, be the best yourself, and achieve yourself with the wisdom of others.

The biggest difficulty for people is to know themselves, and the easiest thing is to know themselves.

The arrival of the God of Luck is often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

Unconsciously, it has become the most terrible force in the world.

If you don't want to do it, you will find one or countless excuses; If you want to do it, you will think of one or countless ways.

When we miss others, we are actually missing ourselves from different people.

When I am sad, I am used to turning my back on the crowd.

An idea of flowers blooming and an idea of flowers falling. After all, this world with high mountains and high waters has to go on by itself.

What saddens me more than losing you is that you have never tried to be with me.

Everyone may not be simple to the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

Sometimes I wish I didn't feel anything, which is much better.

We kept rummaging through our memories, but we couldn't find ourselves at that time.

I miss you, but I still miss you. When I miss you, but I can't have you anymore.

I always believed that when you showed up, I knew it was you.

You never know how much you like someone unless you see her with someone else.

Don't leave me there just because you know I will wait for you.

The best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm all his life.

If you can let go of the past, the past will definitely let go of you.

Never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

Compared with the three illusions of life: the mobile phone vibrates, someone knocks at the door, and ta likes you, the bigger illusion is that you can be idle after busy these days.

I am not a strong person, but I know I must be strong when I should be strong.

The beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, the ending is very sad, and it is difficult to wake up.

Happiness is actually very simple. When you are coldest, someone hugs you regardless of their own coldness. This is happiness.

Sometimes I feel that I am not from the same world as others, and I don't know what they are busy with.

Learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.

One of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city with your girlfriend and have the same taste.

Hello in December, hope to be nice to me!

Ten years later, I hope we are still good friends, and we can still make jokes when we meet.

I don't want to leave forever, I just want to be so close to you.

When you secretly love someone, you always feel that that person likes you, too.

Let nature take its course, which contains my despair and unwillingness. If you understand.

I am the kind of person who can be moved for a long time by others' warmth.

When you meet someone you like, take the initiative to be a bitch. -Chai Jing

If you can't accompany me to the end, don't come into my life halfway.

You know, I can get used to being alone, but we can't accept being lonely suddenly.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

The past cannot be rewritten, but it makes me stronger. Thank you for every change, every heartbreak and every scar.

If a person is not free, it is because he does not want to be free; If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave; A person gives you too many excuses because he doesn't want to care.

No matter how hard it is, stick to it, because only the moment you give up will you lose.

The tragedy of many people lies in: not knowing what to do; But I know what to do, but I still don't do it.

Sometimes, stick to what you don't want to do most, and you can get what you want most.

Things that took a long time to figure out will eventually be overthrown because of emotional out of control.

If I can be neither sad nor happy to anyone, nor indifferent to anything, then my world will be very quiet.

You will understand later that if that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled.

Commitment is not that although you own the whole forest, you have no choice.

Hating someone needs more feelings than loving someone.

Some people will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts and kept for a lifetime.

Only when you are down and out will you know who is a fool who is always worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.

Sadness goes against the current. Who am I desperate for?

First, I remember that on a rainy day, you said you would love me very much. Now, it's raining again, taking away all our vows.

Second, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Third, it is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

Fourth, the only thing that can wash away everything is time. The pride of going on with time, the longer the time, the weaker the resistance, just like a cup of tea diluted from time to time.

I can't get over myself, so I'm depressed.

I love you is my own business, so you don't need to know my existence. Although it is endowed with many colors, every time I hide in the corner and look at your sweet smile, I am very satisfied.

Seven, the human world: sick, a person to carry; Bored, hiding alone; Pain, a person blocking; Walking alone in the street; On the way, a person thought; A person's bed at night … gradually got used to a person's life, became silent, indifferent, unwilling to talk, not talking, not watching. ..... I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm tired of relying on everything.

8. Sadness goes against the current. Who am I desperate for …

If you ask me what I like? I will say that I like looking into your eyes, because there is my happy smile in it! If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because that's the place closest to your heart.

Ten, feelings are my home, and you are my battlefield.

The story is short and beautiful. I have a lover who doesn't love me.

Twelve, people who have made mistakes, some because they are too late, some because they deliberately avoid it, and more often they stand on the side blankly. We make mistakes again and again, but we never know how to learn from them and do some introspection.

I didn't understand what you wanted.

Fourteen, we always practice smiling, and finally become people who dare not cry.

Fifteen, the stars that can't be picked are always the brightest, the missed movies are always the best, and the lost ones are always the most wanted. Why not cherish the present?

16. Your world will never need my participation.

Seventeen, people are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up. There will always be something worth remembering in life and something that must be given up. Giving up and persisting is everyone's attitude towards life problems.

Eighteen, I can only secretly watch you really like you every day but I don't know how to speak! I can only look at you silently! Watch your every move and smile! Let me be fascinated by it, whether to tell you my love! But I really don't know what words to use to express my love.

Nineteen, too indifferent people, exhausted the love of a lifetime.

20. Can someone see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability? He will cover my eyes with his big palm before my tears fall and whisper that my eyes look best when I smile. He will put my head on his shoulder when I am wronged, telling me that I never need to pretend to be strong in front of him, telling me that even if "everyone doesn't believe in you, there is still me." "

Twenty-one, in fact, wine is not intoxicating, but it reminds me of the past when I drink it.

Twenty-two, sometimes you really shouldn't always recall the past, don't dwell on the sadness and regret of the past, and don't always indulge in the beautiful memories of the past. A person's life is made up of many pains and joys. If you can't get out of the past, how can you face the current setbacks with 100% courage and enjoy the happiness in the future …

23. When you know me, I don't know you. When you like me, I know you. When you love me, I like you. I fell in love with you when you left me. ...

I don't know why, but I always feel that this year's time has passed very quickly, and I have to say goodbye to some people in midsummer.

Twenty-five, love movies, it doesn't matter whether you come or not. A person is quiet, and a person cries.

I wish you were here. I dare not want to be with you for a long time.

I don't know how I can live without it.

28. I am indifferent in your heart and a stranger in your eyes!