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A brief talk about military training

I have collected many brief remarks about military training for you, and I highly praise the Circle of Friends series!

1. After returning from military training, I changed from pure milk to coffee.

2. During military training, I wanted to shout: Hou Yi, your mother called you to come out and shoot the sun!

3. Military training is actually a process of changing from tall, rich and handsome to short and poor.

4. Military training taught me what the temptation to go home is.

5. During military training, I really envied my shorter classmates because they had a taller classmate to help them block the sun.

6. I would rather do military training in the rain on a rainy day than accept a gift from Father-in-law the Sun.

7. How many African compatriots have been produced by military training.

8. Before military training, you must take photos of your current appearance, because you will definitely not recognize yourself after military training.

9. After military training, I was successfully promoted to a black egg.

10. Military training is a process that each of us has experienced. How many male idols have turned into Pan Jun through military training?

11. Finally I know why we have to turn to the left during military training. Turn right and backward so that you can get an even tan.

12. I would rather do military training in the rain on a rainy day than accept a gift from Father-in-law the Sun.

13. Why is it always sunny during military training and always raining during holidays? Play with me?

14. Today in the military training, I basked in the sun for an hour, stepped for a minute, counted for a minute, ran for a minute, and rested for a minute. I want to ask if this is still humane?

15 .School has started, military training has started, it has turned dark...

16. Please be sure to return the heavy rain that I missed in those years to me during military training

17. You have to eat enough. Go to bed early and don't stay up late just because you are ugly.

18. A pretty girl before the military training, but a pretty girl after the military training!

19. There is an evolution from white to black called military training!

20. After the military training, my teeth became whiter...

These should be the thoughts of most students after the military training. I have really become an African! Because this is the case, it can better induce sexual passion!