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1. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

2. Some things may be better if you keep them in your heart. After a long time, looking back at them will become a story.

Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

Time is the only thing that can wash away everything except tears. As time goes on, the longer the time, the lighter the conflict, just like the tea that is constantly diluted.

Silence is something that can kill.

What I have now is bought with what I lost.

7. If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily; Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

8. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

9. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

10. Life is like a trip, and you may capsize somewhere.

1 1. Life is rough and busy. If you forget something, you can't forget your true feelings and conscience. No matter how poor and frustrated you are, you must have a true feeling and treat others sincerely. No matter how rich and proud you are, don't lose your conscience, your true feelings and others.

12. You didn't come back as scheduled, which is the meaning of parting.

13. After you get the happiness that really belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

14. As long as you don't kneel, no one in the world is taller than you.

15. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

16. Even if you shed tears, you should bring the value stream!

17. If you are attacked maliciously, please remember that they do it to gain a sense of self-importance, which usually means that you have made some achievements and deserve attention from others. Many people will get some satisfaction by scolding those who are much better than themselves in all aspects. Please take other people's unfair criticism as another recognition for you.

18. Unless something bad happens, you will never see the people around you clearly.

19. Happiness is like the shadow behind you. You can't catch it, but as long as you go forward, it will always follow you.

20. When we know happiness, it is because we know how to cherish it.

2 1. Everyone's story begins with their own tears and ends with others' tears.

22. When everyone believes that you are happy because they see the smile on your face; A person who really loves you can see your pain in your eyes.

23. Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

24. Because of you, I have been serious, changed and saddened. I don't want to struggle for the past, I don't want to worry about missing, and I don't want to humble myself. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you.

25. Envy is a knife. In the end, it is either inserted in others or in your own heart.

26. In the journey of life, everyone is busy getting to know all kinds of people, thinking that this is to enrich life. But the most valuable meeting is to meet yourself again at a certain moment, and then you will understand that traveling around the world is just to find a way back to your heart.

27. Please cherish those I didn't have time to cherish in the past. Those who didn't have time to cherish me in the past, please cherish those who are now or in the future.

28. In life, the most reluctant page is always hidden deepest!

29. Youth is like dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.

30. If you are a big river, why should you care if others treat you as a stream? If you are a mountain, why care about others treating you as a flat ground; If you are spring, why sigh for the withering of a flower; If you are a seed, why worry about the unfruitful fruit? If you are you, then smile quietly and be silent.

3 1. Even the best screen name is not worth mentioning.

32. People who bring you happiness can also bring you pain.

33. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

34. When you are young, you do nothing wrong. What can you say to that year when you are old?

35. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, and it is precisely because of expectation that people will be disappointed.

36. Novelty is temporary, and a sense of belonging will last a lifetime.

37. Some people argue with you every day, but they never blame you. Some people, even without noise, have disappeared into the sea of people. It turns out that indifference is more terrible than quarreling.

38. The world is so imperfect that what you want is what you lose.

39. The more arrogant people are, the more modest they are, and the more incompetent they are.

40. Sometimes I don't understand, but I just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes it's not that I don't understand, but that there's nothing I can do, so I keep silent.

4 1. If one day, mom can't stand still and walk, please hold her hand tightly and walk slowly with her, just like she is holding you.

42. Sometimes the truth is often hidden in jokes, but the speaker has a heart and the listener has no intention.

43. For the sake of happiness in the future, we should suffer a little now.

Friendship is like a tree. It doesn't matter how tall it grows, but how deep its roots are.

45. Don't fall in love with someone at the age of 16 or 17, because that person will be the one you love most but never get.

46. Love is when two people pull a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.

47. Your future, as you know, all disasters are a commemoration of growth.

48. Don't really think what you can't get is the best. It is better to cherish what you have now.

49. Ask Grandma what kept them together for 60 years? Grandma said that everything was broken in those days and they wanted to fix it. Now they want to change everything if it breaks.

Often when you choose to risk your life, you have no future.

5 1. Don't give up a love just because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is truth, not perfection.

52. There is a long road in the world called dream and a high wall called reality.

53. The world is fair. If you forget a memory, you will know how to cherish it.

Some people think that persistence will make us stronger, but sometimes we let go.

55. Life needs three postures: indifference to the past; Cherish the present; Believe in the future.

A promise is like farting, it was earth-shattering at that time, and then it was pale and powerless.

1. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

2. One person's insomnia, one person's space, one person's thoughts and two people's pictures.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

4. Loving her means accidentally stopping her period and marrying her without hesitation.

What you waste today is the tomorrow that the deceased expects. What you hate now is the future you can't go back to.

6. God created fingerprints because he wanted us to know that in fact, everyone's scars are different.

7. When you are happy, you listen to music. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

8. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

9. Clocks and watches can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday. Love can go back to the original point, but it is not what it used to be.

10. The deepest loneliness is that you know your desires, but you have to turn a deaf ear to them.

1 1. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

12. I don't want other people's arms, there is no heartbeat.

13. If a girl walks in an ancient street and is dragged back by the emperor to sleep and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

14. Women buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract a man, and what men want to see is a naked woman.

15. I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be the ancestor of the rich.

16. If you love someone, it is better to keep her and fight for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

17. A lie is like a blooming flower, with beautiful appearance and short life.

18. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes well, you're dead.

19. Yue Lao and Meng Po may be lovers, but Yue Lao hurt Meng Po. Mr Yue loves others, but Meng Po wants them to forget.

20. People who smile when they see you are either fools or people who love you.

2 1. I suddenly had the urge to study, so I took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

22. Happiness, after all, is not Cao Cao and cannot be said.

23. As time goes by, we are walking. Some people leave and never contact each other again. Some people say goodbye and never meet again.

This summer, we will exchange ending friendship for a holiday without homework.

25. Teacher: You can use it to make sentences. Student: Since you asked me to make a sentence, I'll make one. The teacher was stunned. A beautiful and sad signature promise is like farting, and it looks pale and powerless after the earth-shattering at that time.

First, don't call me a cold-blooded animal. If there is, how can you cry?

Second, we are obsessed with the past, how dare we say that we will encounter the most beautiful fireworks in our lives.

Third, I traveled across the ocean alone but I couldn't redeem you kidnapped by time.

If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?

Being needed is an indescribable but energetic sense of security.

6. Commitment is like farting, and it looks pale and powerless after the earth-shattering at that time.

May I kiss you? No. What did I tell you? May I kiss you? Yes, you can.

If my name is the reason why you refuse others, then I am willing to give up everything for you.

Nine, who, like me, keeps changing signatures, in fact, just wants someone to feel something.

Ten, similar people are suitable for having fun together, and complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

1. Is there anyone you sweetly promised to be the bridesmaid of the other party?

Eleven, some people are good to you because you are good to him; Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness.

Twelve, the dim lights at night are dim and ambiguous.

Thirteen, I have also seen a man sitting on the bench crying at the top of his lungs.

14. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing means you will die.

I was disappointed and sad, but I didn't say anything.

Sixteen, because I pretended to be helpless and endured tears, so I smiled awkwardly.

17. Which is more difficult, the sleepless night or the morning awakened by a nightmare?

Eighteen, the hurdle that you once thought you would never get through, now you can't see it when you look back.

I have always felt that as long as I am alive, I will always meet people I like, experience things I like, and have good luck that I never thought about before.

I always look forward to meeting you somewhere again, but never again.

Twenty-one, I didn't cry, I just suddenly learned to miss.

Twenty-two, trying to follow his footsteps to cater to him, aren't you tired?

Sometimes I have to pretend to be happy.

24. When failure is inevitable, it is great.

Twenty-five, just like the depth of the dream, I am confused because I can't catch up with the familiar figure.

Twenty-six, born lonely, but eager to embrace similar souls.

Whether we are lovers, friends or strangers, you have always been my lover, accompanying me in my dreams every night.

Life is bitter and sweet, and tears are bitter and salty. There is still a long way ahead. We have had extraordinary years, joys and sorrows.

Twenty-nine, the night light is dim and ambiguous.

As long as I see you getting close to someone else, I don't want to talk to you anymore.

3 1. Miss you? Sometimes some are happy and some are sad.

Hush, you should be used to my willfulness and irritability, just as I like you to say deceptive words in my ear.

Thirty-three, it is your own imprisonment, there is no reason to blame others.

I like you to the bone, even if you make me humble, I will not let you go.

Thirty-five, even if I stumble, I am determined not to look back at your hypocrisy.

I want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid someone will be nicer to you than me.

Who says I can't live without him? I am super comfortable without him.

Thirty-eight, we used to talk like inseparable, but now it's hard to say a word.

Once you become a demon, once you become a Buddha, people always think of a demon, not a Buddha. .......

Forty, when I have nothing, when I am caught between Scylla and Charybdis, who will stand by and watch me?

Forty-one, [time has taken away too much, and I will cherish the rest]

Forty-two, I don't want to think about it anymore. I am tired. I don't want to sing anymore. I cried.

Forty-three, feelings do not need to be generous and affectionate.

Forty-four, I think one day I will be suitable for a person.

Forty-five, we are all children, we don't know how to love, but we know how to hurt.

Forty-six, I don't have their gorgeous words, only the words I really feel for you.

Forty-seven, I have learned badly, and I can't go back. I have lost too much.

I really want to call you to listen to your voice, but I don't know what to say.

49. I am unable to trace my sincerity and expose your hypocrisy.

Fifty, there is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

Earth-shattering meaning _ Earth-shattering sentences

Earth-shattering [j and ng ti ā n dngd]

Explanation: shock: alarm; Moves: shock. Disturb the world. Describe an event with great motivation or significance.

From: Tang Bai Juyi's poem "Li Bais Tomb": Poor graves are poor in spring, and there have been earth-shattering words.

Grammar: combination; As predicate, object and attribute; Include praise

Synonym: shake the earth, shake the earth.

Antonym: All is silent.

Earth-shattering sentence:

1, after some unremitting efforts, he finally made a great event.

He is determined to be a great man and do great things.

Our reform and opening up is an unprecedented and earth-shattering undertaking.

The National Day military parade was unprecedented, and there was no one after it, which was earth-shattering for Chinese people.

Maybe you can't create great achievements, but please take root in your post and work hard.

The soldiers waged an earth-shattering war with the enemy.

7. Our reform and opening up is an unprecedented and earth-shattering undertaking.