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Interesting sentences about typhoons

1, the strongest typhoon will hit the Pearl River Delta tomorrow! Will cause serious damage to this area! You must take enough precautions! Don't take it lightly! Stay away from billboards! Evacuate the perennial flooded area as soon as possible! Go to the beach.

Ice and snow can't cool my love for you, typhoon can't blow away my thoughts of you, noise can't drown out my heartfelt feelings for you, and darkness can't hide my deep affection for you.

3. The typhoon is coming. After taking a shower, pack your luggage, take your credit card ... stand in the sun and wait for the typhoon. Travel without delay ... it goes wherever it goes. Please close the doors and windows. If the wind blows to your house, I won't leave.

4. I met a diving cat but I didn't meet you; I met the dog climbing the mountain, but I didn't meet you; I met the snow in summer and the typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you; I met all the extraordinary, but I didn't meet ordinary you.

5. I said I was in space, and my circle of friends made fun of me. Didn't come back to play with me at the weekend. Tell me unreasonably that there will be a typhoon today. What happened?

Interesting sentences about typhoons

A fat girl said, "I wish I could fly as far as a dandelion." I also asked, "Do we have to blow a typhoon?" .

7. A typhoon is coming. You have a wife holding a wife, but no wife holding someone else's wife. If you want to break up, let your wife go out to buy food, and some people even take food to Dong Ge's house.

8. A typhoon is coming. Those who say they are afraid of being blown away by a typhoon ask themselves, can a typhoon of your weight blow you up? ! If you were a typhoon, would you laugh?

9. The typhoon is rustling, the wind is rustling, the west wind is rustling, and the warm wind blows gently, turning it into a bleak Xia Feng.

10, Typhoon Warning: You will be very happy on Monday due to the third typhoon "Fu" this year; Good luck on Tuesday; Health Wednesday; On a stormy Thursday; Friday is a happy day; I had a wonderful weekend. Get ready.

Humorous sentences

1 1. Today is a typhoon. When I stood on the balcony in a daze, I felt that my grandmother was still there. If I go to grandma's house, she will tell me the weather today next time. Really, I was shocked, and my second reaction was.

12, there is no air in my letter. You have returned to my dream, like the smell of grass after rain. The moon is no longer old after the typhoon, so I don't have to look back.

13, clothes have been changed, luggage has been packed, standing on the roof, waiting for the typhoon, Tian said that he would travel.

14, when the typhoon strikes, will you bring my thoughts to your dreams, and then walk quietly, quietly.

15, weather forecast: There will be strong convective weather around New Year's Day, a large area of gold bars will appear under paper money, and Happy Volcano will erupt, leading to friendship mudslides and Happy Typhoon landing. It is expected that you will have very pleasant weather in the next few weeks.

Complete works of funny sentences

16. The typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, don't mention it. Be sure to accept it.

17. Due to the influence of typhoon, there is a lot of water in low-lying areas. The river has also risen a lot, flooding the roads and the sewers are almost full, which has brought great trouble to our trip.

18, the typhoon is fierce, and the rolling tide on the road is like a hungry lion trying to swallow people.

19, the exhibition that opened today was plagued by typhoons and earthquakes.

20. In the afternoon, there was a thunderstorm and a typhoon at home. It's a good thing you left early in the morning You were laughing and arguing at that time. Why did it take so long? In the afternoon, you made five harassing calls to others.