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Talk about playing dumb.

1: Let me know if you want to break up. So what if you delete me?

My love, no matter how cheap, can't give you a discount.

We started so fast, but the ending was so unclear.

Everyone has a lifelong partner, but I don't.

5: I am willing to exchange my life for a smile from you.

6. Don't say how much you love me. There is no room for hypocrisy in my heart.

7. Divide objects and save traffic.

8: It's been so long since we broke up. Are you okay?

9: I just have one's fingers itch, and you deserve to be beaten anyway!

10: It turns out that we only met for an unattended parting.

1 1: Go if you want. I will give you the freedom you want.

12: When the time is ripe, let's hold hands aboveboard.

13: I can take you to heaven, or I can throw you into hell myself.

14: Sooner or later, someone will take your place in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

15: People who like you want your gift; People who love you also want your future.

Unexplained strength, Han Han 16 foul language

Unexplained strength, Han Han 16 foul language

0 1, we have heard countless truths, but we still have a bad life.

02, winter flowers fail, spring flowers bloom, some people go, some people return.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

You don't have to be responsible for every passerby, and you don't have to preach to every passerby.

The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world. The farther you go, the more you understand that the world is an orphanage.

06. The limit you think is only the starting point of others.

07. You haven't seen the world. How can there be a world view?

There are so many people in the world, but no one wants to listen to me.

09. I am not afraid of being cheated. I'm afraid I'll be cheated as soon as I believe someone!

10. Some things can't be thought too much. If you think too much, you will believe.

1 1. This is an ideal city in my heart and a ruin in the eyes of others.

12, I'm on this stage today, not afraid of my embarrassment.

13, people asked me where I was going, but I endured nausea and told them that it was far away.

14. Some people spend their whole lives in a corner, not to mention stepping out of this door.

15, if you don't shine, don't blame others for their lack of vision.

16, a bowl of chicken soup can make life full of meaning, which shows that life is meaningless.

Meeting is not the beginning, and parting is not the end.

Meeting is not the beginning, leaving is not the end (graduation message encourages students)

Life has opened its heart to us, my friend. Let us face it bravely and enjoy its endless grandeur and profundity!

The boat set sail in the port of youth, and we separated temporarily, full of ideals and pursuits. When shall we meet again? Will be at that harvest time!

Today, we are close classmates; Tomorrow, we will become competitors. May friendship deepen in the competition.

The life of old classmates is a bunch of candied haws, and the charming ups and downs will never be forgotten.

Four years of classmates, you planted the seeds of friendship in my mind. I will take it away silently, carefully water it and cultivate it, so that it will bloom fragrant flowers in the future.

Being modest in the arena is undoubtedly tantamount to declaring your own failure; When volunteering, you should do your best. Life needs to be dominated by yourself. Please cherish me in capital letters.

From all corners of the country to all corners of the country. No matter where we go, no matter what position we are in, let's continue to fill in our resumes, hand over our excellent answers, and add luster to the banner of our alma mater.

Life is obtained from the flow of streams; Youth, flashing in the torrent; The value of existence is presented in the running of the river.

Let's stretch our legs and sweat and thunder all the way! Outside the school gate, there are many flowers and a bright future!

May you be a drop of crystal water, projected to the vast sea; Make a delicious flower and form a garden full of flowers; Make a wisp of fiber and embroider a bright red flag; Be a small screw and stick to your post all your life.

The party is neither the beginning nor the end. Countless beautiful moments of my classmates will be engraved in my memory forever.

What you left me was a good memory. You miss the innocence and friendship when you were young. When I picked up the best wine in my memory and wanted to buy you a drink, I got drunk first.

Like a bee and butterfly flying through flowers, like a clear spring flowing through a valley, in the memory screen, the life of the student days is like a colorful picture scroll and a cheerful movement.

Liu Yin shook his hand and bid farewell to all kinds of melancholy-the students are young and looking forward to thousands of thoughts, hoping that friendship will become a force for progress!

An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow beckons us. The classmates are about to break up. There is no need to ask when we will meet. We, bit by bit, will be active in the sea of the motherland!

Do you remember the path paved with colored pebbles on campus? Flowers are blooming on both sides of the strait, and green willows are fluttering. How many mornings, how many evenings, we walked along this road, it left in my memory with friendship, but also branded in your impression.

In a quiet sky, every star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, and I am eager to get into the torrent of life as soon as possible.

With memory, with fantasy, to life, to all directions of the motherland.

Birds are twittering in the branches, much like our whispering in those days, and there are a series of giggles.

Talk about confusion. Talk about the occasional confusion.

Talk about confusion

1, I've had a bad year, and I'm disappointed that it's been a muddled year, but I'm flattered to receive your advertisement that we will be together for one year.

The most popular sentence in school time is: when the monitor comes, the class will be quiet and chaotic.

3, a persistent two true feelings mixed with three points of confusion, four points of pity, five points of money, tears, six points of tenderness, seven cups of romance, eight points of love, nine tests, and a perfect fruit.

4. In the face of the hustle and bustle of the world of mortals, in the face of the temptation of prosperity, keep a calm heart and leave yourself a indifferent, confused and happy life, and life will naturally be clear and clear. Happiness belongs to the contented.

5. I watched the drama "Tiger Mom and Cat Dad" recently, and I was very confused. Obviously, from the beginning, Luo has been in the first primary school, while Cece is still waiting for a year. At that time, Luo Yi also had a mother, but later Luo Yi and Cece became classmates, and Luo Yi became an only child. Did I miss an episode?

6. Honesty, like other virtues, requires caution. In order to keep your personality intact and independent, you should avoid ambiguous things. If you don't think clearly when dealing with things, you will make a mess of everything.

7. My favorite photo is very simple, and the blue sea and blue sky are a mess. I don't move. And that smile that seems to have been practiced.

8, in fact, life is very dull, but we make it miserable, but make it messy.

9, don't say because of loneliness, don't say because of mistakes, don't say because of love blindly confused.

10, life is painful, don't be fascinated. Life is too short to panic. People who live a confused life are easy to be happy; People who live a sober life are easily troubled. This is because sober people look too real, too real, and there will be troubles everywhere in life; However, a confused person, he seldom cares, because his simple and rough life has found the great taste of life.

1 1. What should I do? I think my life is a mess. A wrong decision left me with nothing and no expectation for the future. I feel that everyone around me is hypocritical. No one is really nice to me. My husband is also a secret. I don't understand at all. I can't guess! I don't want to guess, so I just let nature take its course. Whenever I think of something, I will collapse and cry. Nobody wants to talk, and neither do my relatives. Want to leave this world!

12, no matter how good you do, there are still people pointing fingers; Even if you are in a mess, there are still people singing hymns. So you don't have to fall into the eyes of others. All you need to please is yourself. Sometimes people around you misunderstand you. Don't explain to him. Since he doesn't believe you, why do you explain? Even if you explain that you won, you can't win his trust in you.

13, the worst thing is eating too fast and choking; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

14, wasted the footsteps of youth. I remember someone warned me that it is difficult to be confused.

15, you accept happiness and pain at the same time. You choose to be sober, and you choose to be confused. You chose to struggle; I also chose bumps.

16, pretending not to see or hear; Pretend you can't touch it, you can't touch it; Play dumb and don't know anything; And pretend to laugh happily.

17, men are not jealous, and their feelings are not rich; Women are not jealous, and families are not harmonious; Children are not jealous, and their studies are not progressing; Old people are not jealous, and the more they live, the more confused they become; Everyone will be jealous and society will progress; Be confused and be smart.

18, people often misunderstand me. They don't ask me, so they don't say anything ... I don't know where to start ... I always feel that explanation equals cover-up. I am afraid to get too close to others and feel that I have a goal ... I often feel that I am tired and think too much ... I always think that some people and things will never change there, but I forget that everything takes time and energy to force high emotional intelligence for the West District ... Sometimes confusion and fatigue are hypocritical.

19, is anyone willing to borrow private loans? I need money badly now. I am a baby mother and I am pregnant now. My family is poor. Last year, I was confused. I bought an Apple 5s mobile phone in installments, and I have already returned half of it. It's been two months now, and the liquidated damages have also increased a lot. There's really no way. Is there a kind person willing to lend it to me?

20. I used to think that love is the whole of life; However, one day I found that it was just a moment of confusion.

2 1, here, I still have to repent, although I cried every day in those days. Although there is no physical contact, online dating is real and will become a reality once the time is ripe. Online dating that you don't want to realize is not real online dating! But I never expected to meet a man with a family. I became a third party! I'm not like this! I can't and shouldn't rob other women of their feelings! That woman is very kind and good to her husband and children. She has always been loyal to such an indifferent husband and takes care of her children in every possible way! These, my heart told me only after I paid my heart, which made my heart extremely painful! I'm used to doing anything that others think is outrageous. This society is too chaotic, I understand other people's ideas. They are all animals with desires! But I have always been very strict with myself, and most people can't imagine how strict I am with myself. I can't forgive myself for this mistake!

22. Why don't you pretend to be confused, tolerant or indulgent?

23. Why should I follow my heart? Because I don't want to lose it completely. Only by respecting yourself can we not be looked down upon by others.

24. I really want to give myself a chance to get drunk, even if I am confused and embarrassed.

25. Do things yourself and others will judge behind your back. Pay too much attention to the voice in your ear, be indecisive and timid, and finally get tired and sleepy. Even if it is done well, there will be people pointing fingers; Even if you are in a mess, you can still hear hymns. The only thing that can save you is yourself. You don't have to dwell on external judgment, fall into the eyes of others and distort yourself to please the world.

Occasionally talk in a daze.

1. Russians in dreams are so happy, but Russians in reality are in a mess.

2, I am old, I still choose kindness, not because I am weak, because I understand that cause and effect are not empty, and good and evil will eventually be rewarded; I choose tolerance, not because I am timid, but because I understand that forgiving others means forgiving myself; I choose to be confused, not really confused, because I understand that some things can't be won; I choose a plain life, not because I don't expect prosperity, but because I understand that fame and fortune are floating clouds.

It's better to be confused than awake.

4, I realized that I was confused and ridiculous. Anyway, be true to yourself and always support me.

5. Ordinary women are awake again and again and confused again and again.

6. I will build your happiness, make up for your confusion, accommodate your willfulness and repair your mistakes.

7. If you don't cherish the love you have ... it must look boring. The person who is not as smart as you and has given his feelings in love: He wants to use his intelligence and be at your mercy. If you are still confused, then you are lovelorn!

8. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.

9. Only I know how hard it is to love someone. Losing all your youth turned out to be a mistake. I don't want to play dumb, but I have to admit defeat.

10, I heard the old man say that lost love can always be together in the end.

1 1, one persistence, two sincerity, three confusion, four pity, five tears, six tenderness, seven romantic cups, eight passion, nine tests, and a perfect result.

12, the night is deep and scarred. One person drinks bitter wine alone, one after another. He doesn't want to get drunk. He just wanted to use it to anesthetize me. He is accompanied by light music, and his taste is still only bitter. If you drown your sorrows in wine, you will be drunk today. A drink alone will help you become confused and confused.

13, I hate your heartlessness, I hate being confused and often getting lost!

14, unconsciously, life, life is a mess, don't want to be bound, also don't want to give up, this is really too difficult!

15, I'm a muddled mistress, and you don't have any explanation at all!

16, tired people should learn to smile, go out and smile and broaden their horizons. We should affirm ourselves, accept ourselves, appreciate ourselves, like ourselves, pursue perfection, and tolerate our shortcomings and faults. Only when a person appreciates himself can he have confidence in himself. You might as well learn from Zheng Banqiao's stupidity, or imitate Ah Q's self-mockery, and face today bravely and tomorrow with a smile.

17, even my dreams are a mess, not to mention how failed my life should be.

18, I miss when I was young, we did a lot of stupid things in a muddle. Now think about it, it's really funny.

19, doing things when awake, reading when confused, sleeping when angry, thinking when alone; Be a happy person, study, travel, work hard, care about your body and mood, and do your best. Good Night!

20, smart people, do tomorrow's things today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of time!

2 1, Dad, I wish you a speedy recovery. I'm afraid to meet you and say this because I'm afraid I'll cry. Crying in a big mess.

22. I hope you have many happy memories before you become an organized adult. Happy Dragon Boat Festival holiday ~

23, tears can no longer stay in my heart, who can keep the missing lover, how bitter it is to love someone, only you know best. I don't want to play dumb, but I have to admit defeat. I can only play dumb and pretend that I am happy! It turned out to be just a mistake to waste all your youth.

24. There are two hurdles in life: love and money. There are two things in life: making money and thinking. Two basic points in life: confusion and intelligence. Two States of life: making a living and having fun. There are two things to do in life: gratitude and affinity. Three things in life: learn to close the door, learn to calculate, and learn to give up. Three questions in life: how fast? How long will it take? How far is forever? There are three things in life: finding strengths, understanding difficulties and not forgetting benefits.

25. True love is when you see her nose, her messy nest, the photo on your ID card and think she is cute.