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1. If you were a computer, I would never download it because I am afraid that you would be harmed.

2. Maybe sometimes, escaping is not because you are afraid of facing something, but because you are waiting for something.

3. I told him a joke, my future children must call you daddy, but he refused.

4. I will take my sunny path, and you will cross your Naihe Bridge.

5. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

6. Don’t become bad in debauchery, just suppress it in silence.

7. Believe it or not, I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off.

8. The fear of leftover women: dying without a man.

9. Don’t reject those who come, and don’t keep those who go. If you want to leave, just leave. I will keep you here.

10. People who really want to leave will not say goodbye.

11. We cannot satisfy everyone. After all, not everyone is human.

12. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

13. Once something is lost, it no longer needs to be restored.

14. I just slapped my wallet. It was nothing, I just wanted it to swell.

15. Failure is success. Then I have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant!

16. It’s you who are too presumptuous, it’s not that I won’t save you.

17. If you are wandering around on the street, your pocket will be more attractive than your face.

18. The hope you gave me makes me despair.

19. Don’t talk about labor and management, you are nothing in the eyes of labor and management.

20. Any year-end that does not aim at issuing year-end bonuses or raising salary is a hooliganism.

21. There are fewer and fewer words, and more and more thoughts in my heart.

22. Everyone is the same. Don’t get too close or see too clearly.

23. Any unhappy time is wasted.

24. If you look like this, have you been raped by a pig? You must be the same kind of pig.

25. Happiness is to find a warm person to spend your whole life.

26. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

27. You don’t miss me, but you miss me. I no longer have the happiness and sadness of being together.

28. Don’t expect me to understand, don’t expect me to understand.

29. I will care even more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why do you let me continue to care?

30. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

31. There can be many people to like, but there is only one love.

32. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to tell a story.

33. In the beginning, we are all children, and in the end, we are all ghosts.

34. You gave me a princess-like castle to live a life of clothing, food and mouth. What I lost was my instinct of autonomy.

35. Like a shadow wandering outside your life and trapped in your life.

36. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person.

37. Not every man is as easy to talk to as Nicholas Tse!

38. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

39. When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw away the placenta and raise it?

40. You are also developing sustainably, from this school to this school now.

41. Ah, it hasn’t changed with time, it’s still so ugly.

42. You only see the beauty in front of me but not the sweat behind me.

43. People who judge people by their appearance will never be too lucky.

44. I actually wanted to talk to you, but I didn’t know how to speak.

45. Jealousy is the most direct confession.

46. Don’t look at me from your perspective, I’m afraid you won’t understand.

47. Forget it even if you can’t forget it, and do it even if you can’t do it.

48. When faced with cold water poured by others, catch it first, wait until it boils, and then pour it back.

49. Is there ever such a day when you suddenly look back and bump into me awkwardly?

50. If you ask for too little, others will think you can ask for nothing.

51. Don’t use your SP speed to challenge my blocking skills.

52. You take your overpass, and I take my underpass.

53. Your IQ is on the same level as a sweet potato and has an upper limit but no lower limit.

54. So what if I delete the number? Those numbers are already familiar to me.

55. Will you go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to refresh your appearance?

56. There are so many puppies on the street, but I can never find the one that is you.

57. When I get angry, winter will come; when I get angry in winter, I will become a man in long trousers.

58. Don’t miss someone after a breakup. Use a beautiful turn to explain it.

59. See if I feel proud of you because I am so devoted to you.

60. The car hit the tree, but the posture is still cool.

61. I study on purpose, work on purpose, live on purpose, and live like a human being on purpose!

62. I have always been sober, watching myself sink soberly.

63. Is it just a joke to love me? Isn’t this joke too high?

64. Keep smiling, it will annoy those who hate you.

65. I couldn’t see my way, but I never gave up.

66. When you were still non-mainstream, your brother who killed Matt had already begun to rise.

67. Life is about being born and living.

68. The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at me and the world can’t see through it.

69. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t look for you if you don’t look for me, and I’ll get back to you as soon as you look for me. I’m just afraid that you’ll ignore me.

70. You see too clearly, so you don’t live a decent life!

71. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, unable to tell when the weather is changing.

72. If you are a coquettish person, you will have chastity. If you are a bitch, you will have dignity.

73. If you believe in him, he is the truth! If you love him, he is God! If you don't love her, she's worse than shit!

74. Who knows where our dreams will go? Who knows what dignity has become.

75. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

76. You are gold and will always shine. I am a mirror and will only reflect light.

77. Who am I? I am just an ordinary woman.

78. If you love me, say it out loud! If you hate me, just hide it in your heart for the rest of your life!

79. You don’t have to take the initiative, but don’t stand still when I take the initiative.

80. When the mask is worn for a long time, it becomes skin.

81. You don’t love me and I don’t love you. As long as you wish, everyone will be happy.

82. I don’t like to be pretentious, but my lips keep trembling.

83. Use flowers to cover up my missing you.

84. It’s not like I can’t do it alone. I’ve always been so strong that no one needs to worry about me.

85. When you walk to a place with limited water, you feel thirsty; when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

86. Don’t stand too far behind me. I’m afraid I won’t be able to see you when I turn around.

87. Don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

88. In fact, I don’t know how to express it. I just want the whole world to know that I love you, otherwise I will go crazy.

89. Do you think my heart is stainless steel and waterproof?

90. Even if it is just sweet words, it is my attachment to you. Only you can make me sweet words.

91. Don’t pretend in front of me, put away your hypocrisy.

92. The teacher asked, why is A instead of C for the answer to this question? The student replied, because the person who asked the question was mentally retarded.

93. In fact, people are like computers sometimes. They seem to be dead but then crash.

94. I really want to rub my size shoes right on your size face.

95. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more hesitant.

96. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow! All black.

97. It doesn’t matter, you don’t have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

98. It is not enough to have eyes that can detect beauty. The key is that your eyes must be able to detect your own ugliness.

99. When taking a photo, dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and touch the side of your face.

100. The world belongs to us and the children, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.