Talk about the hot weather

Some things to say about the hot weather:

1. If it continues to be this hot, the wings will not be broken, but will melt!

2. The scorching sun tore the skin of the earth apart.

3. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital.

4. The weather is so hot that people want to run naked.

5. When lying on the bed, it is braised, when you add a mat, it is teppanyaki, when you get out of bed, it is steamed, when you go out, you are grilled, when you go to the swimming pool, you are boiled, when you come back, you are fried, and when you come back, you are boiled. The family wants to cook again!

6. The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of fire and candles. If you feel irritable, keep away from strangers!

7. If you don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees, you are not familiar with them.

8. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.

9. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and came home. After walking a few steps, a chick crawled out of the bag. When I looked at the eggs in the bag, they were all chicks.