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Classic emotion: thank you for hitting me. Let me learn to hit others.

1. Because there is nothing to do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.

Try to do everything well, and then wait to die of old age.

When you really care about someone, as long as he is cold to you, your heart seems to be bleeding.

When I think of him occasionally, I feel a little worried, and some love should be peaceful.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

6. Everyone's story begins with their own tears and ends with others' tears.

7. Some roads are far away, and it will be very tiring to go on. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.

8. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

9. Friends are like RMB, both true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

10. Actually, I understand your refusal, but I love you more than anything.

1 1. The biggest pessimism in life is to see your appearance, your education and your salary, and you have a strong desire to transform yourself.

12. You have always been a thorn in my heart. I can't pull it out. It deeply hurt my heart and I lost myself.

13. When we are no longer young, please let us grow old with peace of mind.

14. It is said that when my father first heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, he felt like a farmer's uncle had worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by a pig.

15. Life is a container, with more happiness and less troubles.

16. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; The mirror is even when you are old.

17. I don't ask you to be lonely inside. I just hope you can leave a place in your heart for me to stop.

18. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

19. Every footstep I heard in my ear, I thought it was you coming back.

20. Be tolerant of others, and you won't be disappointed all the time; Be strict with yourself and you won't be depressed all the time.

Tell me about the feeling of being hit.

Talk about sad articles when you are hit.

1. We are always moved by the first time and put all our insistence on the table.

You are like a driftwood that I slipped and fell into the water, but I can't reach it.

I just want to say that I love you more than myself, you know?

Turn off the light, no one can see me cry.

5. Pour a deep pool and let me fall into the abyss.

6. How to sing love songs? We sang until our eyes were red.

7. Would you panic if I suddenly disappeared from your list?

8. If I choose to forget, do you think it is a sign of cowardice?

9. Love in life is all we insist on.

10. How many people are there today, which makes us worth turning back.

Talk about classics when you are hit.

1. A person's strength, a person's tears, a person's helplessness.

I cried to surrender countless times in my heart, but pretended not to care on my face. At that moment, I felt so strong that my youth was consumed day by day in the painful strength. I didn't understand until I was strong. Because I am weak, I try to be brave.

We are strangers, but we are strangers.

4. Occasionally you will contact me, and your sudden appearance will still stir my heartstrings. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed.

Happiness is not stifled by fatal mistakes, but crushed by small mistakes again and again.

6. Some things, only experienced, have a penetrating experience; Once upon a time, only by letting go from the bottom of my heart can we truly emancipate our minds.

7. It turns out that not all injuries, just say sorry.

We are just children, why cry too loudly. We don't know how to love ourselves, but we should learn to love others first. We don't know how to protect ourselves yet, but we should protect our friends first. We haven't woken up from the nightmare, but we have learned to remember.

9. When you are tired, hurt and desperate, you will naturally let go.

10. It's ridiculous to wait for a boat at the airport, just like waiting for you at the place where we first met.

1 1. I think disappointment is probably that you look back, but no one is waiting for you.

12. You just pushed me further and further with an attitude of distrust and indifference.

13. When you need me, I am always by your side. I can't find you when I need you.

14. People are not decisive when they change, but full of sadness and disappointment.

15. If you are deaf-mute, you don't have to hear my spoony words or respond with love.

16. Friendship is so fragile sometimes. For example, I ate your favorite last egg tart.

17. Pay attention to yourself when you are sick, and don't wait for others to pay attention to you.

18. Love is like a glass. It looks difficult, but it can't stand the test.

19. Whose attachment, put pen to paper to dye lotus; Who misses, turn a sentence into a chapter, and get drunk with time.

After I admit our relationship, there will be another one. Really? You are too greedy.

Get in the mood and talk about hot articles.

1. When a person's love is shattered, having memories is often the most tormenting thing in the future.

She doesn't like crying. She must have been crying for a long time.

Not only time can't stop, but I love you.

Loneliness is the loneliness you gave me, which made me hide in the cold corner.

Memories will always bring some painful happiness when you are sad.

6. I used to miss you when I fell asleep, but now I want to fall asleep.

7. Maybe one day, you will regret it because of your heart.

8. I'm afraid that once I see you, I won't be able to say goodbye.

9. I love you, even your name.

10. I'm back to square one. I can't have those languages.

1 1. Some people can go deep into the bone marrow without knowing each other for too long.

12. unpredictable, I can only close my eyes and accept it.

13. I can't touch you more, but the sincerity I can give you will last for a long time.

14. I am at your fingertips at any time.

15. Many things are wrong for people, such as borrowing money/trusting.

16. How strong must my heart be to withstand your repeated injuries?

17. My beloved, you know I feel pain.

18. If I don't get too much attention, I should be myself.

19. People who don't want to sleep late at night have their own troubles.

20. You can shine, but you can't see me who can only hide in the dark corner.

If you hit that fat guy,

1, no matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Look at you and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, and you have to go wherever I want to send you. I am the first football player in the world, haha.

I plan to open a fitness center in the future. Remember to sign up

6. How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

7. Such a circle is like a football.

8. Fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

9. Where did you buy the bed you slept in? I want to buy one. In the future, when there are more people in the family, it is not bad for four or five people to squeeze a bed.

10, wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw the super watermelon.

1 1, it's no use getting so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

12, the roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

13, breathing difficulties, sit down and wrap your stomach with a sponge.

14, I am very happy to see others holding watermelons, so I am also very happy to see you.

15, life is nine times out of ten unsatisfactory, so your overweight level is not satisfactory.

16, wow, I haven't seen you fuck my little nigger for days.

17, hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

18, Sister Wen, please step aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

19, hey buddy! Be careful when having sex at night. The following one will be unbearable.

Love makes a sad sentence. Love makes a sad sentence. Tell me about it.

1, my heart aches. No one can tell my pain.

2. How strong you have to be to remember.

3, the front is deep-sea retreat or no coast. What do you want me to choose?

Finally, I didn't expect him to leave without looking back.

The star that can't be picked is always the brightest.

6. You expect him, and then you become disappointed, and then it gets worse and worse, and finally you fall into despair.

7. Break up. I made you feel tired.

8. A lifetime of faith will collapse in one second.

9. The most romantic thing is that you are trimming my beard and I am painting your eyebrows.

10, finally see your role, finally see your heart.

1 1, full of sweet words finally left me.

12, there are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees. I like you, but I don't know.

13. Be the first one to wake you up in the morning and the last one to watch you fall asleep at night.

14, after the baptism of fire, mud will also have a strong body.

15. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up.

16, I would rather love you silently than let you know, until, until you fall into the arms of others!

17, something that has already been seen through. It's not that I don't want to talk. I just don't need to say it.

18, I miss your smile and your tenderness.

19, I still hope to have one more companion.

20, don't think about building a sea, you must start from a small river.

2 1, there is always darkness before dawn, and there is always sun after the storm. How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain?

22. If I can give up, I will give up on you.

23. I am not drunk. You go ahead. I don't want your false concern.

24. Those who leave first are not qualified to say sorry.

25. If I love you, I will fight with you, otherwise, why gamble with tomorrow's youth?

26. You think that letting go will fulfill my happiness, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.

27. Who are you, the pen-tip teenager who misses you so much, turned into a song on the desolate road of the city.

28. What you want to lose can definitely be won back bit by bit!