Sick and fragile mood. What's there?

First, when I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

Second, God is fair to everyone.

Third, when you are sick with a fever, there is no one to comfort you. What's the big deal? At least you know this is the coolest thing.

Fourth, the emotional touch of the disease is very sensitive.

Five, sick for so long, the class teacher actually said that I was sick in front of my parents.

I hope I can get sick instead of you, and you can feel pain instead of me.

Next time you dare to get sick, get as far away as possible and don't let me find you again.

Eight, love is like poop, you only get a fart after working hard for a long time.

Nine, uh-huh, people who have no time to rest will always make time to get sick.

Ten, wet can't help you open an umbrella, cold can't give you clothes, sick can't give you medicine. After all, I'm not in the same city as you.

Eleven, runny nose, sneezing, seeking comfort.

Twelve, a bowl of pickled mustard tuber and shredded pork noodles. I haven't had much appetite recently. When I am sick, I should eat something light.