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Funny composition 1 I have a funny brother named Bug, who often makes us laugh and cry.

Bug likes to call me big sister, my mother and aunt, and my grandparents. One day, my mother deliberately asked Bug: Bug, what do you call your grandmother? Bug said without thinking: wife! hahaha. Everyone laughed their heads off. Do you think my brother is interesting?

Grandma told me that Bug took off his socks during his lunch break in kindergarten one day and gave it to his classmates to smell. She kept saying, do you smell that the socks show of Jean (Bug) doesn't stink? Is Joan Qiong's sock chicken show (smelly) bad (smelly)? He is disgusting! I can't even speak Mandarin.

My brother has a nickname "troublemaker", of course, because he is also good at sabotage! The new toys bought at home soon became rubbish when they reached him. It is this little bug that is so naughty that our whole family is often teased by him, which adds a lot of happiness to everyone. So, we really like this naughty and funny brother.

In my memory, there is such a funny thing that happened to my brother. One day, I put my bag of fragrant melon seeds on the table. My brother is not sensible. He picked up the melon seeds and put them in his mouth without even spitting out the shells. After a while, he swallowed all the melon seeds. I was shocked. How can my brother swallow all the melon seeds without spitting out the shells? I looked at my brother. He seems to be fine. I opened the drawer and gave him a packet of candy for fear that he would eat it again. My brother picked up the candy and put it in his mouth. He ate happily. Suddenly, I don't know why, he seemed very anxious and called his mother to go to the toilet. Hehe, I think it must be diarrhea! And pulled out a lot of melon seeds that don't spit out their shells. I secretly smiled in the dark and thought, my brother is ridiculous.

Funny composition 3 Sun was once in my class and was called the King of Funny by his classmates. His every move made everyone laugh.

Once the teacher played a short message game with us. At first, the teacher asked several students to go out and told them what to say. Several troublemakers in the class eavesdropped quietly. Where's the funny king He took out a thread and let two people pull it at both ends, trying to make them fall. Then he put his forefinger on his mouth and told us to keep quiet. We also cooperate with him, because we also want to know whether his trick is successful or not. He went out to see the situation. After a while, he came to us and said, come, come, they are coming! It's too late, and before I can say be careful, the funny king has fallen to the ground. At this time, everyone came in, and everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw the funny king gain a foothold.

Do you think the name Funny King is suitable for Sun?