Funny sentences when you are bored. Wechat said that the funny sentences on Wechat were boring to kill time.

1. Holiday: Just because I woke up doesn't mean I got up. School days: Just because I got up doesn't mean I woke up. What a painful feeling!

2. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first. -

3. When the supermarket bought fruit, a girl picked longan with a bag and sang: Just because I saw you one more time in the crowd, I will never forget your longan.

Whoever is unkind to me, I will write on the wall who has a phone number, and then write: marriage, no conditions, no restrictions on men or women.

There must be a road ahead of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

6. Take someone else's car and go your own way.

7. Whether our own life is good or not can only be understood by ourselves.

8. Girls are like moon cakes in Mid-Autumn Festival. After fifteen nights, they are worthless!

9. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

10. How many students, even in summer, have a thick quilt on the bed, because we don't cover it, but just sleep with it.

1 1. I can resist anything but money and beautiful women.

12. Don't deceive yourself. That's not your strong suit.

13. I said happily: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, and I forgot this crop in autumn.

14. People are not smart and bald like others.

15. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

16. If you know that you still love me and admire my good products, then you have never seen my childlike innocence.

18. A few simple pieces of white paper determine the future of our college entrance examination. Why?

19. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

20. The greatness of mathematics is that Chinese is mixed with English and Greek letters, and finally it turns out to be Arabic numerals.

2 1. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.

22. Every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.

23. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following!

24. The difference between boys and girls is that boys kissing girls on their own initiative is called an emergency, while girls kissing boys on their own initiative is called a premeditated incident.

No matter how bad you are, there are always people who love you, no matter how good you are, there are always people who don't love you.

26. The monster is a good boy, and he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.

27. It's not just women's penises that wear bras outside, but also crayon Shinchan.

28. While waiting for the bus today, I heard an old man say less: Run, the No.8 bus is coming.

29. Count your money until you get cramps and sleep until you wake up naturally.

30. We are together for life. After breaking up, you will die for life.

3 1. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

32. If mom doesn't buy rice, you will starve to death. Dad can't buy vegetables, so he uses you to sell/steal pickles.

34. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things. A sentence that satirizes villains

35. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!

36. If you are in trouble, what you have is mine and what I have is mine.

37. When I die, the big things are thrown into the grave and the small things are burned.

38. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely.

39. I really love someone but hurt my purest heart. My love is gone.

40. The mutual agreement is just a ridiculous joke *

4 1. Whoever says he loves you again will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.