Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - What's so funny about Double Eleven?
What's so funny about Double Eleven?
I heard that Americans are not in the mood to go to work or school today. ...
It doesn't matter, so do people in China.
After all, Shuang 1 1 will be robbed in the early morning. [Smiles]
02
Double 1 1 How about we play a game?
Send me a box of snacks.
Let me guess who sent it.
03
Be careful when crossing the lawn! !
Don't get dirty [cover your face] I want to eat this month.
04
Is there anyone you want to see but can't?
-Uncle Messenger
05
Double eleven rational shopping, don't pick your hands.
That's your boyfriend.
06
I just want to remind you.
Now it's only 1 1 hour away.
It's too late to report the loss of credit card!
07
My lover is a world hero.
I know that one day he will appear in the public eye.
Wearing golden armor and sacred clothes
Pedal colorful Xiangyun
Empty my shopping cart
08
If you don't buy anything, you have no money.
There is no money when shopping.
That means buying things costs nothing!
Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!
09
Tomorrow is Singles Day.
This is also a shopping carnival.
But you have no date.
And no money.
10
Everything in the Double Eleven is so cheap.
Aroused the desire to shop
I've been thinking about it all noon, and I can't figure out what I missed.
Finally figured it out, lack of money.
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