Humorous mood sentences even when working in hot weather (40 sentences)

It was too hot to sleep last night. Lz suggested getting up and doing activities, so the dormitory got together to fight with the landlord, and those who lost got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

God, you have to let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

It's too hot, so eat an ice cream to cool down.

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes always hurt, and the weather is so hot and sleepy.

6. They stood in the sun, "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon".

7. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.

8. Beijing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.

9. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

10. It's hot, take refuge with your indifference.

1 1. Summer is coming, and the weather is too hot. Remember to drink more hot water.

12. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

13. How are you now? I have successfully turned into a pearl (steamed pig).

14. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, boiling in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!

15. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

16. Now I find that "stay where you are" is not a curse, it is definitely.

17. The sun is so big that it will die.

18. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. The passing aunt said: Is it hot outside?

19. Step on the freshly brushed yellow line and leave a string of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step is like stepping on a candied silk that has been sunburned on a hot day.

20. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

Humor at work in hot weather. When I go out, I meet acquaintances, the kind that is baked by the sun.

22. Tell the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

23. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

24. The hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a wonderful way to cool off the heat: at noon, when the sun is in the sky, exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer".

25. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

26. In such hot weather, all the people who can make an appointment are friends of life and death.

There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

28. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

29. Wash your face, comb your hair and apply some rouge and powder.

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that that wonderful promise was because I was too young.

3 1. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and my face is covered with pimples. ...

32. It was so hot that I got a tan.

33. A man fell, causing severe burns on his face.

Dear air conditioner, if you are safe and sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

35. How to reply in hot weather: Confess with the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

36. I owe my life to air conditioner.

37. It's getting hotter! Finally, I will prick the ball head!

38. Steamed steamed buns in the house; Teppanyaki outside!

39. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

40. It's so hot that your temper will explode in minutes.

A collection of humorous sentences describing hot weather (40 sentences)

It's hot, please pay attention to your health and drink plenty of water.

2. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give mosquito a set meal?

Today, I saw a dollar on the road, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at zero temperature. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.

5. A person fell down, resulting in severe facial burns.

6. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

7. When the weather is hot, it is also the season of expansion and contraction. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.

8. It's dog days. It's really hot. Is it hot or not?

9. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

10. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

1 1. The weather is very hot. Just after sunrise, it is a burning sky.

12. On such a hot day, you don't even want to chase after your boyfriend ran off with someone else.

13. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.

14. The weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

15. Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that it is spicy!

16. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!

17. It was so hot that I got a tan.

18. Reagan noodles don't need cooking.

19. What's going on over there? I'm familiar with this place.

20. It's getting hotter and hotter in summer, so you should drink soda with your relatives.

Humorous sentences describing hot weather. Take a bag of paper, nine to wipe the sweat, one to wipe the shit in the toilet.

22. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

23. Sitting and lying all day without leaving a room.

Moon, please tell your grandson who has always liked you not to be shy.

25. Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.

26. Lucky: It's so hot. I had a disposable iced coke today, so happy.

27. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

29. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

30. No, no, I'm going to climb Mount Qingxiu in three steps, kneeling for five times and begging for rain. Nanning is extremely hot.

3 1. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

32. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

33. I put on makeup for an hour and opened the door without makeup.

The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

35. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.

36. It's 36 degrees today, and it's as hot as death, but there is only one electric fan in my house. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.

37. It's so hot that it's twisted.

I really don't know what to do without your cold ass on such a hot day.

I want to be an ostrich and bury myself in the sand!

40. It's too hot. Have an ice cream to cool off.

Humorous sentences in hot weather

First, the sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are not far away.

In February and July, the sun hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our love last forever.

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm air.

6. Put happiness in your luggage so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands and let you always grasp the brilliance of your destiny; My friend, I wish you a glorious and wonderful life! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

7. My brother is doing his homework. As soon as I came out from washing the pot, my hands were wet and I threw water in his face. I didn't expect this guy to come waving his fist. He said, Sister, you must repay me with your fist! ..... Kao. What a "counterattack"!

Eight, an aunt: the weather is almost hot: I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I went home!

Nine, a wild goose, it takes 1 month to fly from south in autumn and 2 months to fly from south to north in summer. Do you know why? ..... Because it's very hot in summer, it has to use one wing to fan the wind. I wish it cool in summer!

10. A friend ran away from a customer and sent a QQ complaint to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to give him a call: "You are hot! I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a 20-degree cold wind. "

XI. Take an inventory of the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. A room with air conditioning. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8.

Twelve, tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, look at the balance of the bank card, pinch your stomach, and look at the stealth state of your sweetheart QQ. Is my heart cold now?

Thirteen, if your high school classmate was sitting in KTV, you happened to meet her, would you? -I'll point her out. . .

Fourteen, everyone is bitter and hot, and I love long summer days.

Fifteen, a child was kicked out of the car just now, and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi sang, "It is enough to sow one by one, and many low suns will grow ... every corner of the world is extremely bright."

Sixteen, the weather is unbearably hot-in the shadow of cactus, it is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

Seventeen, I usually don't send messages. If I want to send it, I only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

/kloc-In October, August and July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

Nineteen, the weather is unbearable. It is also Fahrenheit 125 degrees in the shadow of cactus.

Twenty, hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves you of the heat, you must remember not to be too busy at work, not to eat too much, not to sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

2 1. It's 36 degrees today, and it's as hot as death, but my family only has an electric fan. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.

There is only one good mother and one good father in the world.

Twenty-three, Beijing will stage a heavy-flavored reality film: the whole city is hot to death. ...

I had a quarrel with my girlfriend today ... very fierce. Later, I went online and didn't quarrel with her. She gave a good scolding. I silently opened Taobao and found the dress 1200 that she always wanted to buy. Call her when she finishes ordering. Seeing the computer, the naive girl immediately froze: Uncle, I was wrong!

The sun in July is poisonous and makes people sweat.

Twenty-six, people say that I am thin, but I am not obviously fat.

Twenty-seven, I went to the business hall to charge the phone bill today and said to my sister, "Charge 50!" " Sister looked up and asked, "How much is it?" Silently in a daze, I thought, when did this English spread to this extent! Quietly answer in nonstandard English: "Fifty!" Sister raised her voice: "What number?" In an instant, thunder rolled! ! !

Twenty-eight, the weather is so hot, I really want to be beaten back to the cold palace.

On July 29, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds could not stand the heat and quietly hid without a trace. The trees on the river bank spread thick branches and leaves, trying to block out the glare of the sun.

You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

Thirty-one, in the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly cools you down, you must remember not to be too busy at work, not to eat too much, not to stay up too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

Humorous sentences describing hot weather

1, in such hot weather, all you can ask out is the difference between life and death,

2. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can swim in the swimming pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

At noon, there was not a cloud, there was no sun overhead, and there was no wind. All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

I can't buy raw eggs.

Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

6. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

7. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

8. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life. He had a sauna in summer, a refrigerator in winter, a flaming mountain in sunny days and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!

9. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

10, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

12, Regan Noodles need not be cooked.

13. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . The latest funny sentences describing hot weather. I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . .

If you really can't, give it to someone you like.

14. After washing clothes, you can put on the latest funny sentences describing the hot weather.

15, time, let friendship warm up; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

16. Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me last night: Your Majesty, the male and female servants have one thing to ask! But it doesn't hurt to say it. Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot! I

17, "Do I know you well" and "Well, soon" stand in the sun and say!

18, when I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what wish I wanted, and I said to him, please take care of this information reader for me, never be depressed and always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

19, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! ! The latest funny sentences describing hot weather

20, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important,

2 1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

22. Why do so many people talk about heat? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.

23. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they became acquainted.

24. If I die of a fever in Beijing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

26. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

27. I almost died in the sun. This big sun is really warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?

28. It was so hot that I got a tan. It turns white at home every day! Great, we can finally have a hybrid.

29. I need air conditioning in every cell.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

3 1, lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan.

33. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

35. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets jumped around like springs.

36. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself! ! !

37. An old childlike innocence gains happiness; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

38. I don't know where the bird went; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, as if dying; Only cicadas keep chirping in the branches; It's really breaking gongs and drums to cheer for the scorching sun! The latest funny sentences describing hot weather

Dou E was ordered to ask questions in the street. Before the execution, it was cold and snowy in June and July. The onlookers were stunned, and then knelt at the feet of the executioner. People kowtowed and wept bitterly. Can you take her back and kill her tomorrow? That's so cool.

40. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water. There is no shady place on the street.

4 1. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

42. A realistic film with strong flavor will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.

43. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

44. The sun makes people fidgety and can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

45. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

46, the weather is too hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

47. My husband wrote a notice and planned to post it in the lost and found column of the community. He wrote like this: puppy, male, nearly nine months old, without collar, very friendly, found on Shiqiao Road. I am worried that revealing too many details like this will give those who have no conscience to ask for dogs an opportunity, so at my insistence, my husband wrote a new notice. He wrote like this: Guess what I found?

48. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.

49. What is the most important thing for you to learn from Lei Feng? Holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home. . .

50. A wisp of yearning turns into a cool breeze, and a little coolness comes to me. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship is by my side. A short message is melodious and blessed every word. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

5 1, it won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted.

52. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory!

53. Now I find that staying in your cool place is not swearing, it must be.

The most sincere care is the deepest love.

54. Mosquitoes don't bite people, but only cold water pipes.

The water was cut off in such hot weather. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

56. The car started without ignition.