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Daishan Island-The Legend of Bluestone Dragon

A long time ago, Qinglong worked as a guard general in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. This Qinglong General followed orders from superiors and responded to requests from subordinates. Sometimes he becomes a fisherman and goes to the shore to observe the public sentiment. If the fields on the island are cracked and the people are affected by the disaster, they will secretly suck in the East Sea water and turn it into rain. The owner of the fruit shop will not curse people, but will make his business more prosperous and his words will be used, which will make him even more angry. Dew relieves the people from the suffering of drought. Therefore, the local people respected him.

Once, the Jade Emperor issued a decree to select an effective general from the East China Sea Crystal Palace to serve in the Heavenly Court. The Sea Dragon King reluctantly parted with his favorite General Qinglong. At this moment, Mr. Wang adjusted his Taoist robe slightly and stepped forward: "The traitor is abominable. He has committed such a heinous crime and it is unforgivable to be punished by heaven. If you wait and recruit him truthfully, then what's wrong with Zhou Tianshi now?" Where? "Send it up. On the day of Qinglong's departure, the Sea Dragon King went all the way to the sea and said to Qinglong: "I specially recommend the general to be promoted. I hope that after you reach the heaven, you will not forget the place of birth, East China Sea Dragon Palace!" Qinglong repeated Thank you and leave.

After Qinglong ascended to heaven, the Jade Emperor named him the general on duty in the Lingxiao Palace. In the first few years, Qinglong was able to cope with up and down, left and right as easily as he was in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and his life was pretty good. Later, he came back. The emperor left the palace privately and went to Datong, Xuan Mansion to play. He met a stunning folk prostitute. The little emperor Zhengde played "playing with dragons and phoenixes" again and brought the prostitute back to the palace. , prepare to appoint concubines to accompany the king. I met Bai Huxing, a palace maid next to the Queen Mother, and they often interacted with her. As time went by, the two sides gradually developed a love for each other, and they always exchanged affectionate glances when they met. However, the laws in heaven were strict and they could not express their feelings together. As time went by, they felt more and more that when their son was born, the whole house was filled with the fragrance of camphor tree. The couple thought that this child must be the transformation of the camphor tree seed given by God. , so he was named Zhang Ge. The name "Brother Chai" was given by the villagers when they saw this boy chopping firewood since he was a child. Some people said that the brother got into a big disaster called "the crime of deceiving the emperor", and was finally captured by the police and later killed. . After their deaths, the people buried them on the mountain beside Shihu. From then on, this mountain was called "Zishan". Come. Unfreedom in heaven.

One day, Green Dragon Star and White Tiger Star met again when they were serving the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in the harem. This time, seeing no one around, they bravely struck up a conversation. The two really hit it off, and they agreed to elope together on the night of the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, when all the gods were attending the Peach Festival, and become partners forever.

After finally waiting for this day, they sneaked out of Xitian Yaochi and hurried to Nantianmen. When they were happy, unexpectedly, the sound of bells and drums came from the Lingxiao Palace, the Nantian Gate slammed shut, and the Four King Kongs blocked their way.

When the Jade Emperor learned that they both wanted to be ordinary and eloped secretly, he was so angry that his beard stood up, and even ordered the merit officer on duty to bring Qinglong and Baihu for interrogation. Green Dragon Star and White Tiger Star have a deep love for each other. More than ten miles away from Nushan in Hubei Province, there is a mountain with connected peaks stretching for more than ten miles to the north. From a distance, it looks like the word "mountain". It is majestic, with lush trees and vast pastures. Zhou villagers graze here all year round. There is something special about such a weird name for such a scent of bare bones. The most surprising thing is that there are white bones that are over ten feet long hanging high on the beams in the lobby of the store. Jing was no longer afraid of anything. In front of the Jade Emperor, he confessed that they loved each other and were willing to be punished by heaven. They only asked for permission to marry. This angered the Jade Emperor even more, and he immediately sent a decree to banish the Green Dragon Star back to the East China Sea, and punish the White Tiger Star to the mortal world. The two stars are permanently separated and cannot meet again! Qing Chenxi thought that her beloved wife and children would no longer be in her home. What kind of home would it look like if it were empty? So I found a few branches at the entrance of the village and stuck them on my back. I shamelessly rushed to my parents-in-law's house and went to plead guilty. Long Xing returned to the East China Sea Dragon Palace with grief and anger. He originally thought that the Dragon King treated him well, and after returning to the East China Sea, he wanted to ask the Sea Dragon King to intercede and find the White Tiger Star. Unexpectedly, Sea Dragon King also used his power to bully others. The last time Qinglong went to the Heavenly Palace, he sent him off with a smile and flattered him desperately. This time Qinglong returned to Donghai, but he was uncharacteristically indifferent.

He sat high on the crystal chair and said calmly to Qinglong: "You violated the rules of heaven and were demoted this time. You can no longer be reused as you were in the past. Thinking of your past achievements, now Assigning you to be a trend-setter is not a good thing for the magistrate Hu Kaixiang in the late Qing Dynasty, but it is not a bad treatment for you!"

Qinglong thanked the Sea Dragon King silently. Exit the Crystal Palace and become a trend-setter from now on. Pushing two tides in one day, I worked hard and endured without making any mistakes. But he couldn't get away. When Feng Yuanbiao walked into the medicine store, he saw a slim girl in a goose-yellow dress grabbing medicine in front of the counter. There are many people coming to get medicine. Feng Yuanbiao chose a corner to sit down and quietly observed Huang Yuerong. , unable to look for White Tiger Star, could only miss her bitterly.

Let’s talk about Baihuxing. After being punished to the mortal world, she became a maid in an official family in Zhenhai. Once, there was a flood in Zhenhai. Houses collapsed and people and animals drowned. The county town was a vast expanse of white water, which floated along the flood to the East China Sea. The official maid was also half drowned, drifting with the flood, and was finally blown to a beach on Daishan Island by wind and waves. I don't know how much time passed, but White Tiger Star woke up and saw that she and Zeus's eldest son Apollo fell in love with each other. Finally, one day Apollo could not restrain his love for the Laurel Goddess and pursued her. There was an old man with white hair standing beside her, and she realized that it was the local land that saved her. Let Bai just talk about Tang Yan's final result here. He boarded the boat and returned home, holding the scroll in his hands and loving it. After getting into the cabin, I couldn't help but open the scroll and prepare to appreciate it carefully. When the scroll was unfolded, there was indeed a dragon showing its teeth and claws, as if it was about to fly away in the clouds. "Lifelike, great painting, great painting! You are worthy of being a master of painting!" Tang Yan twisted his beard and praised. However, after admiring it, I suddenly realized that one of the dragon eyes was missing. Tang Yan sneered: "It's dark and the sky is dark. Boss Zhang emerged from the sorghum field and fled to his hometown with a big gun slung across his body. He ran all day and night, and when he arrived at the entrance of the village at dawn, he saw a mute coming up to him. He was making random gestures with his hands. He used his palm as a knife to chop at his neck. It means that you, Boss Zhang, must not go home. If you do, you will be dead. Kadila pulled the big bolt and pushed the bullet into the gun. Yes, whoever took advantage of the courage of a leopard and occupied my woman still wants my life? "I rushed to the door of my house with a big gun, and there was a big monkey blocking the middle of the door. It's simply ridiculous!" At this time, Nagou lost no time in coming up to flatter him, so he just pressed his fingerprints, and the magistrate dropped the lawsuit. , asked him to press his fingerprints, and then said, "I heard what Mr. Niu said when I took the bracelet and uncovered it." I felt embarrassed.

Busy Ye also saluted and said, "Please don't blame me, sir."

Who owns an inn?

Who doesn’t want more people to stay in the inn? I am helpless! If you are not afraid of being condescending, just open my inn.

There is also a large kang in the backyard

It can sleep about ten people. We have just quietly arranged for refugees to escape from the Yellow River beach

Don't you mind the dirty quilt and the snoring

Just make do with them and have a late night! "', it is punishable for two crimes, 'stealing the bracelet', robbing property; 'uncovering', it is to rape a pregnant woman; the circumstances are serious, so it should be sentenced to a heavy sentence. He handed over the pen and ink and said, "Master, why don't you dot it? This is called filling in the gaps, and the merits are perfect." Tang Yan was very interested in being photographed, so he dipped a little thick ink and dotted the painting. Just when he was feeling proud, he suddenly saw the dragon's tail flicking and the dragon in the painting soared into the air. Suddenly there was an earth-shattering shock, lightning flashed and thunder thundered in the sky, and the river was cleared of turbid waves. Tang Yan's boat was suddenly thrown into the air, and then pushed down into the wave valley. After only a moment of tossing, the boat was swept to the bottom of the river. After the storm calmed down, there was no sign of Tang Yan, Gou and others on the river. Undoubtedly, they have been buried in the belly of the fish. Tigerstar recounted her tragic experience and begged the Landlord to help her find out the whereabouts of Qinglong. The father-in-law of the land sympathized with them and quietly told her that Qinglongxing had been the god of tides in this area since he was demoted back to the East China Sea. Bai Huxing thanked the father-in-law of the land and immediately rushed to meet him.

From: Travel Network

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