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Use your own words to describe the characteristics of the emperor’s wrath, the mediocrity’s wrath, and the soldier’s wrath.

The Emperor's Wrath: When the Emperor is angry: millions of corpses will fall down, and blood will flow for thousands of miles.

Mediocre anger: When mediocre and incompetent people get angry, they just take off their hats, go barefoot, and bang their heads on the ground.

The Wrath of Scholars: When a talented and courageous person is angry: before the anger in his heart is expressed, God will send him good or bad omens. For example: when Zhuan Zhu assassinated King Liao of Wu, the tail of a comet swept across the moon; when Nie Zheng assassinated Han Puppet, a white light shot straight up to the sun; when he was about to assassinate Qing Ji, a goshawk flew on the palace.

These three wraths come from "Tang Ju Fulfills His Mission".

"Tang Ju Fulfilled His Mission" is selected from "Warring States Policy Wei Ce IV", and the title was added by later generations. In 225 BC, the 22nd year of the First Emperor of Qin, after the Qin State destroyed the Wei State, it wanted to occupy Anling in the name of "relocating". The Lord of Anling sent Tang Ju as an envoy to the Qin State, and finally convinced the King of Qin. This article What it writes is how Tang Ju completed his mission. The content of the article is wonderful, the plot is complete and fascinating; the characters are vivid, such as King Qin's fierce appearance and shyness, his arrogance and courtesy, and Tang Ju's fearlessness, bravery and calmness, all of which are vividly written.

Tang Ju fulfilled his mission

Author: Written by Liu Xiang

The King of Qin sent people to say to Lord Anling: "I want to trade a land of five hundred miles. Anling, Lord Anling, please give me your favor!" Lord Anling said, "It is very good that the great king will give you the favor, but I will give it to the former king, and I will keep it for the rest of my life." King Qin was not happy! Lord Anling sent Tang Ju as an envoy to Qin.

The King of Qin said to Tang Ju: "I have used a land of five hundred miles to change Anling. Lord Anling will not listen to me. Why? Qin will destroy Han and Wei, but the king will survive with a land of fifty miles. , I regard you as the elder, so I am not wrong. Now I am willing to give you ten times more land, but if you are disobedient to me, you will treat me with contempt?" Tang Ju said to him, "No, that's not the case. The king of Qin was furious and said to Tang Ju, "Have you ever heard of the emperor's anger?" Tang Ju said to him, "I have never heard of it." The King of Qin said, "The emperor's wrath left millions of corpses lying dead and blood flowing for thousands of miles." Tang Ju said, "Have you ever heard of the wrath of the common people?" The King of Qin said, "The wrath of the common people." He also stripped off his hat and grabbed the ground's ears with his head. "Tang Ju said: "This is the anger of a mediocre man, not the anger of a scholar. Zhuan Zhu stabbed the king's officials like a comet hitting the moon; Nie Zheng stabbed the Han puppet. The white rainbow shines across the sun; the thorns are about to be lifted up, and the warehouse eagle strikes the palace. These three sons are all men in common clothes, and they are still angry. Angry, two people laid down their corpses, bleeding for five steps, and the world was pure. "Stand up with your sword.

The King of Qin looked at him, knelt down and thanked him and said: "Sir, sit down! Why is this! I have told you: Hu Han and Wei were destroyed, but Anling was only fifty miles away, Mr. Yiyou." Yes."

Translation:

The King of Qin sent someone to tell Lord Anling (the king of Anling): "I plan to exchange land with a radius of five hundred miles for Anling. Lord Anling must promise me!" Lord Anling said: "It is really a good thing for the king to give us a large territory in exchange for a small territory. Even so, I accepted the fief from the late king and am willing to guard it all the time. , Dare not exchange!" King Qin was (very) unhappy when he found out. Therefore, Lord Anling sent Tang Ju as an envoy to Qin.

The King of Qin said to Tang Ju: "I exchanged land with a radius of five hundred miles for Anling, but Lord Anling didn't listen to me. Why? Besides, Qin destroyed South Korea and Wei, but Anling relied on The reason why the land with a radius of fifty miles survived is because I regard Lord Anling as a loyal elder, so I don't want to take advantage of him. Now I use ten times the land of Anling to let Lord Anling expand his territory, but Doesn't he look down on me if he goes against my wishes?" Tang Ju replied: "No, that's not the case. Lord Anling inherited the fiefdom from the previous king so he protected it, even if it was a land with a radius of thousands of miles. Don't dare to exchange, let alone this only 500 miles of land?"

The king of Qin was furious and said to Tang Ju: "Sir, have you ever heard of the emperor being angry?" Ju replied: "I have never heard of it." King Qin said: "When the emperor is angry, millions of corpses will fall down, and their blood will flow for thousands of miles." Tang Ju said: "Your Majesty, you have heard of it. "Are the people angry?" King Qin said, "When the people are angry, they just take off their hats, go barefoot, and bang their heads on the ground.

Tang Ju said: "This is the anger of mediocre and incompetent people, not the anger of talented and courageous people." When Zhuan Zhu assassinated King Liao of Wu, the tail of a comet swept across the moon; when Nie Zheng assassinated Han Puppet, a white light shot straight up to the sun; when Li was about to assassinate Qing Ji, a goshawk flew on the palace. The three of them were all talented and courageous people among the common people. Before the anger in their hearts could be expressed, God sent down signs of good and bad luck. (Now Zhuanzhu, Nie Zheng, and Yaoli) together with me will become four people. If those who are brave and capable must be angry, then let the corpses of two people fall down, and the blood will flow within five steps, and the people of the world will wear mourning clothes. This is the time. "After saying that, he drew his sword out of its sheath and stood up.

King Qin changed his expression, straightened up and knelt down, apologized to Tang Ju and said: "Sir, please sit down! How could it get to this point! I understand: Korea and Wei were destroyed, but Anling survived with a radius of fifty miles, just because you are here, sir! ”