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Talk about height in a circle of friends.
2, the name is taken by the parents, the gender is doomed, there is no other choice in appearance, the height is not measured, the age depends on the year of birth, and the family environment does not care.
3. My height is 183cm and my weight is 72kg. I have thick eyebrows and short hair. I am the main force of the school basketball team. I have won several basketball championships and can cook. Why don't boys chase after such a good girl as me?
4. Men always say that if I have no money, no car, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart that loves you, will you marry me? I want to say, if I have no breasts, no ass, no looks and no height, but I have a heart that loves you, will you marry me?
5, just like you want to be a handsome guy; Even your voice wants to be a singer; You want to play basketball even at your height; Bah, you, I advise you to go back to your pigsty.
6. I want to find a boyfriend, with a height of 1.73 to 1.75 and a weight of 180 kg. Love to talk, laugh, make trouble, eat, play, be careful and hurt people. Small eyes, single eyelid. Most importantly, I hope his last name is HF.
7. I want to talk about a marriage, but the requirements at home are too difficult to meet. Time, place, appearance and height are a family ... even a surname! ! ! ! !
8. Two people who really love each other will not lose to appearance, distance, height, age, gossip of others, ex-wife, mistress and parents' opposition, but will only lose to not cherishing, not working hard and not trusting.
9. I promise When I grow to 1.63 meters, I will go to your home to see your parents.
10, I finally figured it out. At my height, I need about 35kg to be as thin as kiko. Always from the ideal weight 10kg.
1 1, Mu Anling: {You are too far away from me, too far away from your height and personality, too far away from your communication tone.
12, height 187, leg length 1 m2. I, Lao Wu, have always been very good at appearance, sports, language and interpersonal relationships! But someone kept stopping him from flying.
13, two people who really love each other will not lose to the distance of appearance, height and age, former mistress, gossip of others, parents' opposition, but will only lose to not cherishing, not working hard and not trusting.
14, my New Year's resolution is to get more red envelopes, get better grades, grow taller and weigh less.
15, fool, I won't stand next to you and compare your height back to back after graduation.
16, you betrayed me, slapped you, turned around and walked away proudly. I wish you fucking shameless happiness.
17, an advertisement kept flashing in front of my eyes: height 1.6 meters, short! Learn a trick and grow to 1.8 meters! Captain, I recommend you to try → _→
True love has nothing to do with age, height, education and nationality. But it must be related to courage, singleness, enthusiasm and responsibility. If you love someone, you have to love with your heart, care with your heart, and the company you never give up is the best confession in life.
19, Chinese New Year. I wish you all better grades, lighter weight, higher height, more red envelopes and whiter skin. I hope everything will be all right.
20. After all, love can't beat time, but it can't beat money and height. . . Finally died in one sentence. Excuse me ~ hand
2 1. After dinner, I seem to have gained weight again. What about my height?
22. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less. . .
23. Why do you admit your mistakes every time you quarrel, no matter who is right or wrong? ""Because your height is less than 160, I have to bow my head first. "
24. Ming Jing, a Korean yoga intern model, is 6 years old, with a height of 1.9 cm and a weight of 19 kg. Where can I separate the face of 10 years old?
25. Your body can't celebrate Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can.
26. Actor A anxiously asks the director: Didn't you say that I should play the role of Wu Dalang? Why has someone changed again? The director said impatiently, How many times have I told you that you are not tall enough to play Wu Dalang?
27. Kai Ko Gemini 199 1.6. 18 Birthday weight 75kg Height 183 English name KoChenTung is good at track and field basketball and likes sapphire blue. Wait for me to blurt it out and cheer for you.
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