2020 Non-mainstream Quotations

1, people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

2. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should eat at least a pair of whales.

I love your special, so I never regret that you have left.

4. Don't think that you can walk away easily and come back easily. My sister is not so broad-minded.

5, listen to your words, hang the southeast branch.

6. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

7. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

8. Without hard work, comrades, the revolution must still be successful.

9, chess and calligraphy can not, laundry and cooking are too tired.

10, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

1 1, a person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

12, if you can't put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

13, I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

14, I will be parasitic in your world for another day, and I will not even see my own shadow.

15, love is like a ghost, many people believe it, but few people see it.

16. Xuan turned her back and tears kept flowing. Although my heart hurts, I can only say that Xuan will leave after separation.

17, saying that I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.

18. Living among these precious people, the sun is strong and the water waves are gentle. "

19. One day, I will sing to you in the morning light of other worlds: "I have seen you before in the light of the earth and in the love of people.

20. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

2 1, how to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

22. There are many backgrounds, but I only have my back.

23. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

24. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

25. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

2020 non-mainstream funny quotations

1, reform and opening up, my weight is rubbing on the ground.

2. Look at yourself. Really better than garbage.

3. If you don't want to live, die. If you can't die, you live.

4. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there is only one.

5. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy.

6, count the money until the hand cramps, sleep until you wake up naturally.

7. If you test a lie with a lie, you will get a lie.

8, boring mother, boring crying: boring to death …

9. Want to make a phone call. Open the phone book. But I don't know who to call.

10, once was once, now is now.

1 1. It doesn't matter what you say, what matters is who said it.

12, because I insist, I am not afraid of regret.

13, the deaf heard the dumb say that the blind had seen a ghost.

14, who cares about me except 10086?

15, the so-called' believe' is to' bet' whether your wife believes your lies.

16, it's cold and the air conditioner is on. I really enjoy sleeping.

17, those who always say others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

18, the third party is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

19, believe me, I am very low-key, Xixi, why am I so cute?

20. Wow, is the system unhappy? Say something nice and try again.

2 1, hey, show me. Call yourself fat and out of breath.

22. Sister, it's not that I don't write about my mood, but that I'm not in the mood.

You don't have to say anything, I know everything. You want to say I'm beautiful,

24. I would rather get drunk and make him uncomfortable than let him not drink.

25. I am the only one who abandoned you, and you ignored me.

I really don't want to say that you are looking forward to the scene of the accident.

27. Altman counts a ball, and Pig Bajie is the cutest.

28. If you earn money, don't use it to wipe your ass.

29. Talented people who read at night look forward to female ghosts, and single old men look forward to aunts;

30. Neodymium people can't really care about men, so he will be like a mad dog.

3 1, watch that conversation every day. The corners of the mouth unconsciously rise.

32. Are you a Pacific policeman? That's a pretty big tube.

Non-mainstream emotion 2020

1, used to crying in the dark, learned to be strong and stubborn.

2, someone, a word, some scenes, a song. Can always tear your emotions easily. ...

3, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.

4. It's just that I've been walking alone for too long and I'm used to being alone.

5, spend every quiet night, just want to have your own space. ...

6. Now I understand that a person can be sad without emotion, words and expressions.

7. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.

8. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

9. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

10, countless I love you, I can't remember how many sentences, since once, why only you?

1 1. Seeing your name, my tears came out uncontrollably, and my heart ached like a spasm.

12, the cold wind blew off the leaves of Rehmannia glutinosa, but it couldn't take away my pain. Blow dry my eyes.

13, time flies around the corner, and there is always a story, only about sadness, a delayed future and infinite emptiness.

14, the pain can be forgotten, but the injury cannot be forgotten.

15, the breeze blows over the cheeks, the drizzle falls on the windowsill, and the tears of missing flow freely.

16, I thought it was the wind, blowing crazy thoughts and writing a song about the sadness when I miss you.

17, things are different, flowers are flying, everything is empty, and family ties are always hurt mercilessly.

18, a "Murphy", sounds heartbreaking, and every word cries blood. Where will you go and sing all the bitterness in the world?

19, I chose to leave because I love with dignity. I chose to give up because I was helpless in love.

20. I always thought that I could be happy. It turns out that happiness is sadness that cannot be imitated.

2 1, I don't know why, there is always inexplicable sadness.

22. Can I touch you? Even for a brief moment.

23. You can. With shoulders like this. So that I can rely on it all my life.

24, mermaid! I love you. Only you can't cheat …

Don't cry because you lost it, smile because it happened.

26. Every time I deceive myself, I do it perfectly.

27. Weak tears still run down my nose. I sent you to the car, leaving only this twisted pain for myself.

28. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

29. When tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

30. Loneliness means eating alone. Even if there is a lot of delicious food on the table, you should taste its ups and downs by yourself. Whether it's delicious or not, a person will finish it soon.

3 1, began to hesitate, began to be helpless, began to cry, began to regret.

There is no difference between happiness and sadness, and heartbreak will be solved in the end.

33. Days and nights that can't be buried are heartbreaking. Whoever says love can always forgive. If a person is tired at the end, don't let her go.

34. That sadness stays in my heart, no matter how it is filled, it will leave traces of pain.

35. Those tears, crystal clear and pure, left traces for some time.

36, that time, I hurt him; That time, I hurt myself more; That time, my heart ached.

37. If I don't let my tears flow down, maybe, in the new year, I will always carry a heavy bag and bend my back in the still trudging journey.

38. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet. If you are sad, it is always my heart that suffers.

39. Talk about hurting autumn, step on the shadow of the night, sob all the way with the autumn wind, stop and go …

40. I won't let you see the tears of parting, and I won't let your heart have any anxiety.

Talk about non-mainstream in 2020

1, when I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing. When you grow up, simplicity is a happy thing.

I just fell in love with you. What can you do to me?

3. Actually, I am not The Story Of Diu Sim's sister. I am just a man disguised as a woman.

Although I seem cold on the surface and have little communication with you, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

5, love is nothing more than two results, either, back to your home, or, your mother becomes my mother.

6. I'm willing to bet that I only love you forever.

7. When I connect to WiFi, see how arrogant the traffic is!

8. Fly straight down three stools, but unfortunately I didn't bring any paper!

9. Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.

10, does it have an end no matter how far it is? Are you all here?

1 1, the next junior, tell me which senior you like, and I'll tell her boyfriend.

12, can't play with life, life will play with you.

13, you regard the person you love most as the queen, so you think you are the emperor. But in her eyes, you are just a father-in-law

14, strong for too long, so tired, people who want to hold love fall asleep.

15, I can't go back, I can't write well, that sentence I love you.

16, thirteen secretly told you a secret, and the class teacher came to have her period again.

17, do you know how disgusting you are? Your mother threw up the first time she felt your presence.

18, I stop and go aimlessly, but I can't get out of your world.

19, touched your heart through your arrogant temperament.

Don't blame others' thoughtfulness, it's your own carelessness. Don't say others love to show off, you are jealous.

2 1, life is like menstruation, do you want me to give you a lesson on blood?

22. Behind us, there are sad sunshine everywhere, and shadows are dancing on it.

23. You don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the crash on Monday morning.

24. Every girl is an angel who has never shed tears. How can you break my wings?

25. I finally know why April Fool's Day came first, and then Tomb-Sweeping Day came.

26, the exam does not turn over the book, it is simply a pig, don't panic when cheating, you must install it if you catch it.

27. Narcissism happens every year, especially this year.

28. It suddenly occurred to me that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

29. Attractive women are not afraid of men's playboys. Powerful men are not afraid of women's reality.

30. Don't worry about my weight. Compared with your love, it is too heavy and as light as a feather.

3 1, girl, it is better to open your mouth and curse when you are angry than to cry.

32, the boundless Chineydy, I only come to smile for the proud flower evil.

33. Because I have walked too many thorny roads alone, I cherish every step with you now.

I'm sorry, I'm realistic. I care more about the present than the memories.

35. I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not even iced tea. I don't have another bottle. People who lose me will never lose.

36. My advantage is that we are handsome, but my disadvantage is that we are not very handsome.

37. I am not alone. It doesn't matter if I don't have love I still have family, friendship and you. That's good.

38, quietly into your space, only once forgot to delete the visitor record, the next time there is no visit.

39. No matter how beautiful things are, they will be buried with love at the moment of breaking up.

40. If I had to choose between the dog and you, I would choose the dog, because the dog is more loyal than you.

4 1. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on the insoles and trample you to death every day, damn it.

42. Now I understand that the word forget contains a lot of disappointment.

43. You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

44. Take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and bump into the slot.

45. If you want to sleep in class, preview the class and go to sleep quickly, but you will be full of energy after class.

46. It is said that pig brain is the most stupid. I said the pig brain is smarter than your brain!

47. To verify whether a person likes you is to stare at her for fifteen seconds to see if she will kiss you.

48. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

49. People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap with knives. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and wasting RMB at home.

50. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

5 1, don't bow your head, the crown will fall and the dog will laugh!

If you are heartless to the person you like, why tell him that you love him?

53. I'm afraid I love too early to die with you.

54. If you are a candy that nobody loves, you have to have a unique label.

55. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

56, the protagonist can't die, you are worried about your head.

57. All failures are insignificant compared with those of losing self.

58. Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

59. I saw his heart and his back.

60. After all, I am too handsome. Can you be more beautiful for me?

6 1, the world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh that the world can't see through it.

62. Didn't you say that good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease? Why doesn't it work?

63. Being single is not what you want to choose, but giving yourself a chance to break into the future alone.

64. Emotionally, I am a particularly simple man. I just want to talk about a love that can be slept with.

65. There is an angel living in my heart. What a coincidence, your name and your appearance are the same as it.

66. Usually, I always step on the other shoe as soon as I get home. Today, when I came home, it disappeared as soon as I stepped on it.

My future son, tell me your father's direction.

68, don't say who you love most, life is still very long, and no one can predict tomorrow.

69. Some things don't need to be argued. They obey on the surface and resist behind.

Don't think too much, your imagination will create a problem that doesn't exist at first.

7 1. The world is small and the cities are big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.

72. You can laugh at me and idolize, but you can't laugh at the stars I chase.

73. Who will say: I love you until the news broadcast is over?

74. I thought the tiger photo was real, but as soon as I heard the government say it was true, I immediately knew it was fake!

75. The only thing I can put down is chopsticks! I'm not a cat at night.

76. No one has ever confessed to me, which shows a problem: I have always been secretly loved.

77. I can only be a joke with endless sadness.

78. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

79. I am not a genius because I have never worn Finch's diaper.

80. Because of you, I have been serious, I have changed, I have tried, and I have been sad.

No matter how many years and lifetimes have passed, I can still recognize you at a glance in the crowd.

I never dare to give you any promises, because I know we are too young.

83. perfunctory means that lies have begun, and indifference means that feelings are coming to an end.

My man tagged me, so I asked him to pay the bill.

If Newton had sat under the durian tree, there wouldn't be so much homework now.

86. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

87. Gan Long and Washington actually died in the same year, and they always felt that they were not from the same era.

We just look up at the same sky, but we don't know how far away it is.

You are the thread in my hand. Even if the kite flies away, you are still in my hand.

90. Men hate women's suspicions, often because they are too accurate.

9 1. At first glance, you have an easily deceived face.

92. If you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?

93. Just because I saw you one more time in the classroom, you asked me to do the problem on the platform.

94. I told the person who helped me that he would never fall.

95. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

96. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

97. Because of your appearance, the meaning of that day is immortal in my life.

98, different people, different tone.

99. God created you, so you are a fool in this world.

100, I don't expect anything, I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

10 1, I once shed a tear before going to bed.