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How to describe yourself as a hedgehog?

Day after day, year after year.

Life is always going on regularly, insipid and tasteless. I don't know when I can have a little spray to decorate this tasteless day. Maybe, but I will never let go of a bath and a romantic day.

Some people ask, what animal best describes itself? I said, hedgehog. After the transformation, hedgehog is the best way to describe myself. I have no friends except a coat. I am lonely. After a long time, people I know and people I don't know will ask, "Can I make friends with you?" Then I will ask them, do you like hedgehogs? A cold and prickly hedgehog. They hesitated. Sure, who wants to get close to it? Who is not afraid to see a bloody wound?

Therefore, I am used to living alone, and I am naturally afraid of the cold, so I can't take off my tightly wrapped coat. They said that as long as you take off that coat, they will hug you with warm hands, hug you with warm bodies and lean on you with solid shoulders. At that moment, I was moved to tears. However, how long can their hands hold me, and how long can their shoulders hold me, a month or two? Or a year or two? Can I be hugged and warmed by them for a few days? Do they know that once my coat is taken off, it will be covered with blood? How long will it take for my blood to coagulate into scars or numb dead skin? Ten years is twenty years? Even if I can, I can't put on my coat again! That is the only coat that can protect me and accompany me for a long time! Can I give up my coat for a moment of warmth and a lifetime of loneliness?