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Suitable for sending sweet words to friends circle.

1. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your pride.

This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

3. "Do you know how to cook this dish?" "Eat while it's hot?" "I'll feed you."

4. "Do you smell anything?" "No" "The air has become sweet since you came out."

5. "I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week." "Well, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart on me."

6. "Why hasn't my order come yet?" "What did I order?" "Our future"

7. "I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, and tomorrow is a little more than today. "

8. "Which hurts more, the iron bar or the wooden bar", "Iron bar" and "No, I feel bad"

9. This is the palm of your hand, this is the contrast, and you are my sweetheart.

10 Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

1 1, "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Ah?" "Cupid's Arrow"

12, "Your sense of existence is like air", "Really" and "I can't live without you"

13, "Do you know the difference between drinking stars?" "The stars are in the sky" and "You are in my heart"

14, 45. "Shall we exchange gifts together?" "Very good." "Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours."

15, "May I kiss you?" "Shameless." "Then kiss."

Tanabata Love Story Suitable for Friends Circle

1. How I wish the seeds of love were you, the ever-flowing water was you, the daily necessities were you, and you were bald for the rest of my life!

The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

The rest of my life is too long. I want to hold your hand and accompany you. Life is too long, I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset with you.

4. I saw the spring breeze ten miles away, saw the summer solstice that didn't come, tried Qiu Guang, and liked the warm sun in winter, but all of them couldn't reach you: I want to see you.

5. Magpies are connected in rows into wings, and happiness is in sight; Magpies form a group of wings, which is auspicious and healthy. Magpies are soul mates, and happiness is beyond words. Happy tanabata!

6. May all my feelings turn into a magpie and fly to Jiutian Palace with the wind tonight. I will spread my wings over the Milky Way, reflecting the magnificent moon and overlooking the endless flowers. May my lover be happy forever, regardless of the full moon. Happy tanabata.

7. Build a bridge between hearts, approach each other, put a touch of sincerity in the galaxy of love and affection, love each other, cherish each other when Tanabata comes, and wish to hold your hand until the end of your life. Happy tanabata!

Tanabata is a kind of friendship. Tanabata is a carrier. Lovers' Tanabata is celebrated by two people, and friends' Tanabata has my blessing: May luck surround you, may romance cover you, may happiness lead you, and let friendship stay in my heart!

9. As long as I can be with you, it's not a pity to lose everything.

10. How long is a life? I love you for so long all my life!

1 1. Love is superstition in the right place at the right time, because you are here.

12. There is a person who gives me calm love, accompanies me to see the beautiful scenery of the world and makes me happy all my life.

13. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.

14. Happiness is to walk hand in hand to the end of life.

15. Tanabata, Tanabata, my moment; Weaver girl, Weaver girl, my beloved wife; Heaven and earth, gathering for thousands of years; Alas, I love my wife.

16. Valentine's Day is coming in China. Do you want love or bread? I would like to be your love sandwich, fill it with a heart that loves you, fill loneliness with romance, replace bitterness with sweetness, and make you happy with sincerity!

17. Tanabata is here, and I sincerely wish you: someone misses you in minutes; Everyone loves you every minute; People care about you every moment of every day; There will be someone to accompany you every day for a month; People love you every month!

18. I always knew that you could live well without me.

19. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found that it is enough to know someone who knows.

Nothing can discourage me, because I still have a long way to go, and you, you will definitely come.

2 1. You are the one I regret after struggling to give up, but I still love you very much.

22. The person who makes me cry is the one I love the most, the one who understands my tears, the one who loves me the most, and the one who dries my tears is the last one who stays with me.

23. Simplicity is not less, but there is no redundancy. It's not enough. It's just that you happened to be there.

24. I am a vulgar person. I like mountains and the sea. Thank you for your appearance, which has made me proud for many years.

25. You have the sweetness of ice cream, and you have the beauty of September morning. In a word, you have everything I like.

26. The rest of my life is still long. If you don't mind, I'd like to leave it all to you.

27. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

Suitable for love in a circle of friends, talking about Daquan, every sentence is sweet in my heart.

1, if life is a one-way street, please walk in front of me from now on so that I can always see you; If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people and never get lost.

The tenderness in your eyes is worth a thousand words, and the smile on your lips is the source of my happiness!

Since I met you, my calm heart lake can't be calm any more. Your charm, your beautiful shadow and your smile are unforgettable. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!

God gave me the right to pursue you, Cupid gave you the obligation to enjoy love, and fate arranged for me to love you well. I love you every minute, I am infatuated with you, accept my love!

5. Your smile, like a flower, suddenly entered my heart; Your smile is spring rain, which washes away dust and moistens me; Your smiling face is like a song, which ties the river of love of the years. Let our love accumulate into acacia snow and land over time!

6. The true feelings are flowing, the sweet smile is blooming, the romance is dancing, the affection is being staged, the beautiful happiness is brewing, and the true confession is pouring: 520 I love you forever!

7. You may only be a person in this world, but to me, you are the world.

8. I am circulating your single in my memory, and every tone is familiar, not because of how long and how many times I have to listen to it, but because life is once, so I choose to listen to it all the time and will not change.

9. Desire is the wind, happiness is the sail, happiness is the boat, and the wind of desire blows the sail of happiness, carrying the boat of happiness and drifting towards you who will always be happy.

10, if you were a flower, I would like to be a green leaf to set you off. If you are a tree, I would like to be the land that carries you. If you were a fish, I would like to be an ocean to accommodate you. If you are a miracle, I am willing to record all your books! 520, I love you!

1 1. I regret knowing you. When you are not with me, you make me feel pain.

12, I am your dog, and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it. Fate is a beautiful encounter, love is the feeling of heartbeat, love is the meeting of hearts, love is sweet miss, walking on the edge of love and being loved, whether you see it or not, your heart will never change!

13, time goes by, life turns, mottled shadows, little feelings. I hope that when we are old, we can still cross the crossroads of life with our fingers clasped. It is because of holding hands that they will not let go easily.

Sweet Love Talk: Show Ai En like a plague, and suddenly the circle of friends is full!

1, the person I love, I want to give her happiness by myself. I don't trust others.

2. The only two things I can do in my study career are watching the results of Xueba show and watching couples show love!

Love is never a relationship, but a feeling and a state of mind. Only when I want to see each other all the time and smell TA, can I feel at ease when TA is around? This is love. Besides, no amount of promises and words are meaningless. Love is attachment, missing, not language.

There is a big sun in the sky and a small sun on the ground. Sunlight pours on sunflowers, which are golden. Sunlight is golden, and sunflowers are full of vitality. The sun bends down, but it is meaningful. It seems that you and I are in love, stubborn and loyal.

No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

6. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

7. If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, "I want to keep a special person for this girl."

Tell me when you want to marry someone, and I will marry you.

9. Xiu En 'ai is like a plague, and all of a sudden the circle of friends is full!

10, thank you for liking me and staying with me for so long, even when I was proud and selfish, you were there.

1 1. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

12, pay, not necessarily return. But if there is no return, you can turn around and leave. So when you are in love, you can give foolishly or love wholeheartedly. This is not a problem, but the only premise is that you can leave. With the courage to turn and leave, you can love anyone.