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Don't punch in Chongqing! Talk about the hearts of local people
First: I'm afraid you'll get lost.
Everyone knows that the road in Chongqing is the "magic" that makes intelligent navigation collapse.
Obviously everyone is on the first floor, but 1 is at the foot of the mountain and one is at the top of the mountain;
It seems that the destination is less than 200 meters, but it takes several kilometers to get around.
I was a very enthusiastic person before, and I happened to live near the scenic spots in the network celebrities. Therefore, I often meet foreign tourists asking me for directions. And every time, I will make a very "detailed" navigation, trying to let them feel the kindness and enthusiasm of Chongqing people.
But over time, I will feel "very hurt". For example, when I meet some rude people, I am as polite as a beggar when I ask for directions, and I don't shake my head like a "god" after asking for directions, or even say "thank you". What's more, a large group of tourists are talking loudly about their next destination in the subway, or grabbing seats!
Yes, it's hard for you to travel around. But we have been working all day, and we are very tired.
Yes, the people of Chongqing are very enthusiastic. Welcome to feel our happiness and happiness. However, do we need to maintain and respect these beautiful things together?
Second: I'm afraid you can't read Trump.
Back to the topic of asking for directions mentioned earlier.
Many foreign friends can't read navigation because they can't find the way. The best way is to catch a local and ask for directions.
Perhaps because there are too many tourists, many people identify the locals by asking some elderly grandparents for directions. Grandparents are also very enthusiastic. They tell you in the most standard Mandarin in your life: "See that telephone pole? There is a hanger next to it. I have experienced it and I am old. "
After asking for a long time, sometimes I still don't understand. If I keep asking questions, I will only hear my grandparents repeat what they just said louder and harder.
Seeing this, I want to say that it is not difficult to find locals in Chongqing. It doesn't cost anything to go to any store on the street. As long as you find a young shop assistant who works there, people will be happy to tell you the route. Perhaps, there are more reliable route suggestions than navigation!
Third: I'm afraid you can't stand the weather in Chongqing.
It was raining hard and windy in the morning. When I came out after lunch, I was blinded by the dazzling sunshine.
The weather in Chongqing is changeable, and sometimes there is no sign at all.
We have a folk saying, "Dressing in disorder in February, April and August".
What do you mean? In other words, in these months of changing seasons, everything is worn on the street. On that day, you can see some people wearing cotton-padded clothes, some wearing short sleeves, some wearing trousers and some wearing short skirts.
And the temperature difference between indoor and outdoor is different.
For example, the afternoon before yesterday, I was typing in front of the company computer wrapped in a woolen shawl, while my colleagues who came back from outside wore short sleeves and did not forget to wipe their sweat while walking.
In Chongqing, the weather forecast in the mobile phone can only be used as a reference or a real-time thermometer.
So, if you want to come to Chongqing, please prepare clothes for the four seasons, because we don't know what the weather will be like in the next second.
Fourth: I'm afraid you won't leave.
If you see this, you will find that this is not a guide post. Without those wonderful pictures and explanations, there would be no temptation to shop and no best recommendation for punching in.
I just want to take this opportunity to say that as a local and witness the changes of Chongqing as a city among network celebrities, I want to say something from my heart to you.
Chongqing has delicious food, beautiful scenery and beautiful women, but what makes people linger is the enthusiasm and tolerance of Chongqing people, who stick to the heart of "serving you".
We can close the whole bridge, just to let you see the most spectacular panorama and details of Hongya Cave.
You can also build a viewing platform specially for tourists, and only take more distinctive punch photos for you.
We spoil all the tourists and give up our living and working space just to witness the changes in Chongqing and reap the same surprises.
If you come, we warmly welcome, receive in a civilized way and entertain guests;
If you come back, we hope you can reap happiness and happiness, not crowding and noise.
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