The lines of Ma Zhiming’s bodyguard

B: Ah, this time we are talking about a cross talk.

A: Our Chinese literature is particularly profound.

B: Yes.

A: Chinese martial arts are particularly profound.

B: Hey, in the past it was to defend the motherland, but now it is also to exercise.

A: When it comes to literature, I’m a little bit worse.

B: Oh? No research?

A: I want to bring up martial arts training.

B: Worse?

A: Well, I am still a practitioner.

B: Who is it?

A: Me.

B: Are you a practicing master?

A: Hey.

B: Practice, practice.

How can I practice when my head looks like a jujube stone?

A: What? You say I look thinner?

B: Hey, why are you thinner? You are already skinny enough.

A: You said I am thin?

B: Hey.

A: You don’t understand.

B: Huh?

A: Practicing Kung Fu is not about getting fat or thin.

B: Yes?

A: Hey! The muscles are made to grow three inches, and the flesh is not made to be three inches thick.

B: Why is that?

A: The tendons are long and useful, the flesh is thick and the body is light.

B: Oh!

A: It is important to be real and not show your appearance. If you show your appearance, you are not the real person.

B: Only you can’t reveal your identity.

A: I’m going to show you my skills today.

B: Show off your skills? Have a fistfight?

A: No! Let me show you some Qigong skills.

B: Qigong?

A: Hey.

B: I need to open my eyes about this.

A: Pay attention.

B: What are you doing?

A: Are you afraid of my arm?

B: You have to support him a little bit.

I'm really scared.

A: Not only are you afraid, but I am also afraid.

B: What are you afraid of?

A: I’m afraid it will break.

B: Put it down quickly.

I'm afraid it will break the bone and pierce me.

A: I practice weapons, fists and kicks.

B: What is a weapon?

A: Knife, spear, sword, halberd, axe, ax, hook, hairpin, whip, mace, hammer, grab, boring machine, stick, stick, club, kidnapper, meteor.

Something with a hook, a point, a tough one, a thorn, a needle, a chain, something thrown out, something strangled back.

I am everything——

B: Proficient?

A: Sparse.

B: Hey...it’s sparse? Where are the two or five sparse eyes?

A: Proficient in everything.

B: Hey, you have to be proficient.

A: If you don’t believe it, do this.

Eighteen kinds of weapons, you bring them, and I will use them one by one——

B: I’ve practiced.

A: There are two types of fists and kicks.

B: Which two types?

A: Internal boxing, external boxing.

B: What is this internal boxing?

A: Wuji, Youji, Taiji, Liangyi, Four Symbols, Xingyi, Bagua.

B: What about foreign boxing?

A: Shaolin Tan Kick, Dahong Fist, Xiaohong Fist, Eight Immortals Fist, Di Tang Fist, Xiaojia Monkey Fist.

What I practiced was the cat jump, the dog jump, the rabbit roll, the eagle roll, the toad jump, and the camel jump.

B: I have never seen this skill before.

A: Practice one breath on the inside and roughen the muscles, bones and skin on the outside.

B: Practice one breath inside?

A: Dongfang Shuo's "Marrow Cleansing Sutra", Bodhidharma Patriarch "Yi Jin Jing".

B: What about the rough skin on the outside?

A: Golden bell cover, iron cloth shirt, cinnabar palm, cotton sand palm, how about this Kung Fu?

B: That’s great.

A: I don’t practice.

B: Don’t practice? If you don’t practice, why would you talk about it?

A: The kung fu I practice is here.

B: On top of your head?

A: Yes.

This is called "Guan Ding".

B: Oh, the oil hammer penetrated the top.

A: How do you penetrate the top with an oil hammer?

B: A stone on the head.

There was a person standing next to him, holding a big hammer, "Ah! Open!" With just one blow, the stone powder shattered into pieces.

The head is motionless.

A: What’s that called? Practicing Kung Fu? That's called playing.

B: Playing? Is there such a thing as fun? A: I don’t practice that.

B: What do you practice?

A: What I practice is "train to the top".

B: Fire...how can this train penetrate the roof?

A: Take my head and hit that train.

B: Oops, I have to go inside the station and bang my head! If someone says they are driving, you should get out of the way.

A: Standing inside? No, open!

B: Is it open?

A: Hey.

Extended information:

The cast of "The Bodyguard":

1. Ma Zhiming

Ma Zhiming, July 14, 1945 ( Lunar Calendar) was born in Tianjin, a cross talk actor and a national first-class actor.

The eldest son of Mr. Ma Sanli, the master of cross talk.

He is respectfully called "Young Ma Ye" by the audiences who love him.

Born in Tianjin on July 14, 1945 in the lunar calendar, he was influenced by his family and loved cross talk and opera since childhood.

In 1957, he was admitted to Tianjin Theater School to learn martial arts painted face.

In 1962, he was transferred to the Tianjin Folk Art Troupe and officially began to speak cross talk.

He suffered persecution during the "Cultural Revolution" and was sent to the countryside, where he accumulated a profound foundation in cross talk.

In the 1980s, the cross talk master Mr. Hou Baolin took over his apprenticeship and became his disciple, the late cross talk senior Zhu Kuoquan.

Ma Zhiming is upright, does not cheat, is low-key, has a profound foundation in traditional art, and has deeply grasped the essence of "Ma's cross talk", forming a character that is neither tepid nor impatient, neither shouting nor yelling, An artistic style that is neither meat nor salty.

The audience will have endless aftertaste after listening to his cross talk, forming a unique Ma's charm.

The works can make children stop crying and the sick smile.

A versatile man in both civil and military affairs, he can be called a master of civil and military affairs and the most outstanding representative of martial arts in history.

His representative works include "The Big Bodyguard", "Geographical Map", "On Boxing", "Reporting Dishes", "Article Meeting", "Opening a Porridge Factory", "Selling Tickets", "Disputes", "Five Flavors", "Yellow Robe Added to the Body", etc.

Mr. Ma Zhiming is one of the most senior actors in the cross talk industry today and belongs to the Bao generation of actors.

In May 2018, it was rated as the fifth batch of representative inheritors of national intangible cultural heritage representative projects.

2. Huang Zumin

Huang Zumin, born in Tianjin in 1950, is a crosstalk actor.

Known as "Dahuang", he studied under Ma Zhiming.

He was originally a cadre engaged in publicity work at Tianjin Central Pharmaceutical Factory No. 2, and he was a cross talk enthusiast. In 1987, Ma Zhiming and Xie Tianshun split their acupuncture points (the partnership ended), and Huang started to follow Ma Zhiming in cross talk. Ma Zhiming’s careful guidance has made him his official fan since 1988.