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Talk about shop disinfection

1. When I see someone else's property in their twenties is over 100 million, 1 billion or several billion, I will be 5 million, still a pixel.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

I didn't go when Peking University was eligible to walk. For one thing, I can't adapt to the climate there, and for another, I can't walk.

I am a civilized person, and all the swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

6, because pearls are beautiful, milk is calcium-supplemented, tea is health-care, tea is beauty-supplemented and health-care, and you can't drink it.

7. My current financial situation: I am looking for the cash back form in the express box.

8. If I 16 years old, I can whisper that I like you very much. If I am 26 years old, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much. It's a pity that I'm six years old and I can't give you anything. I have to go to primary school.

9. It's gold, and I will spend it forever.

10, I wish you a dream like a horse, and the more you ride, the more stupid you become.