2022 school opening talk Funny copywriting about the school opening (16 sentences)

1. The school girl has to become a school girl before she understands.

2. Let me tell you a ghost story. School starts tomorrow.

3. I only hope that the head teacher will be married by the devil when the school starts again.

4. In school, you get my people but not my heart.

5. I can’t open cans. It’s not easy to start school.

6. I just remembered that there is something called winter vacation homework when school starts tomorrow.

7. Make a wish that when school starts, I will be addicted to learning and unable to extricate myself.

8. On the first day of school, I was dressed as if I were on a blind date, but my expression was as if I was attending a funeral.

9. I left my hometown to go to school. Since then, the villagers have never had a drink of well water.

10. School starts tomorrow, my waist no longer hurts, my legs no longer hurt, and even my heart stops beating.

11. School starts tomorrow. Others call it adjusting their schedule, but I am jet-lagged.

12. School starts tomorrow, and I have already begun to study how to look more handsome when I walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

13. School has started. I'll go to another planet first. There is no Internet there and it is isolated from the world. See you in half a year.

14. I wish that when school starts, the teacher would say: Just come as soon as you come, why don’t you bring any homework? You’re so polite!

15. You know, even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts. What a painful realization!

16. I hope to have a handsome deskmate when school starts. Many girls will send him love letters and lots of snacks, but he will throw them to me with a look of disgust.