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You are so good, don't lose because you talk.

You are so good, don't lose because you talk.

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A man came home from work hungry and found his wife still busy in the kitchen. He asked: Is the meal ready?

Mr. A's wife said, must be hungry? Mr. Wang went into the kitchen and hugged his wife who was cooking.

Mr. B's wife told me that I know how to eat when I go home every day. Mr. b was speechless, and he abruptly held back what he wanted to say to his wife.

So you see, it's important to be able to talk.

1

The company has a new leader, who added WeChat before meeting.

Another woman, in her thirties and forties, looked at the head of WeChat, showing a little vicissitudes.

When we met the next week, I said, Fei Jie, you are much younger than in the photo.

I could see that she was not happy, but gave a cold response.

She thinks I'm the kind of person who likes to kiss up.

If not many people told me that my WeChat avatar looks older than the real person, I would really wronged you. When I get familiar with it, Fei Jie told me.

Although I'm telling the truth, it seems insincere and disgusting because it's put on an inappropriate occasion.

Just like your leader is so fat that he can't even squeeze into the elevator, you still praise him for his good figure. Isn't this for smoking?

If you want to communicate with people smoothly, you must first be sincere and unpretentious.

Disciples Rules says: It is better to talk less than to talk more, and it is better not to be clever.

However, what nng cleverly said is seeking truth from facts, don't be sweet, or others will be uncomfortable and hate you.

2

Colleague Zhou Yang, who graduated from 1985, has a big brain hole and clear logic. Every time the department has a meeting, if the boss asks for his advice, he can talk in Kan Kan, which is very sweet.

However, everyone thinks he is annoying.

Because every time he disagrees with others, he can make them speechless.

Once the company held a meeting to discuss the product promotion plan for the new season, Zhou Yang and another colleague disagreed. Another colleague tried to explain, but every time he didn't finish, Zhou Yang blocked him back.

In front of a dozen people in the whole conference room, another colleague's face was red from ear to neck.

The meeting finally decided to use Zhou Yang's plan, so he had to make trouble without reason and said to his colleagues, look, just listen to me.

That colleague's eyes turned to the sky, and he never met again, and he didn't like Zhou Yang.

The correct way to talk to others is not to be too ostentatious, not to be self-centered, and to take care of others' feelings properly.

three

In Ode to Joy, the fans are holding the phone waiting for the call, and they look sad.

Xiao Qukun saw it and said, Wang Baichuan has worked hard outside. Don't always blame him for not having time for you. He has time to cook more soup to support your man.

Hearing this, Fan Meisheng bowed his head and giggled with his mobile phone.

In fact, if you put yourself in the other person's shoes, what you say may be completely different.

Xiao He and A Xin are a couple who often sprinkle dog food, but they often quarrel recently.

A Xin is busy at work, so Xiao He blames him for only seeing work. A Xin also worried that Mr. Ho was not considerate enough.

If Xiao He understands that A Xin works hard to give her a better life, she may not say that you only care about work, but that you should not be too tired at work and come back for dinner early tonight.

Then, even though A Xin is busy at work, he will thank Xiao He for his understanding of hot and cold.

Talking means putting yourself in the other person's shoes.

If we can consider problems from the perspective of others, then many trivial problems in life can be solved easily.

four

Ben Jonson, an English poet, said: Language can reveal a person best. As long as you speak, I can understand.

The so-called good words warm three winters, and bad words hurt people in June.

Learn to master the appropriate limits, put yourself in the shoes, and be sincere and unpretentious. Then, what you say will make people feel comfortable and more acceptable.

Don't let children lose on these two words. You can lose at the starting point, but you can't lose at the end. Why don't you lose everything in this world? Don't delay your youth and lose your life.

In fact, I am really tired every day, but I just have a little strength left to miss you.

All the good things are just intoxicated with yesterday, and the faint bitterness will always be the taste of today.

When others still care about you, put away your willfulness.

How long has it been since I missed you? I don't know what it's like to miss you for a long time

Direction is more important than effort. Choice is everything. If you make the right choice, you will succeed in life.

Don't delay your youth and lose your life.

Don't think that people who smile all the time or keep silent are easy to mess with. When you take off his mask, you don't even have a chance to kneel.

"I love you" means "from now on, you have the ability to hurt me"

I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.

I'm glad you're here. I can still sleep while you are away.

Don't always miss the past, miss yesterday's sun, and don't dry today's clothes.

No matter how painful, I want to hug you.

I hope my smile can make you laugh, even though I look like a fool.

I am ugly, but I am not gentle.

Everyone will have their own princess to protect, and there will be knights waiting for them. ...

Ha ha! Sunshine always follows the storm ~ ~

I have met many people, the only one who is not sincere to me.

You are only 20 years old. You can be anyone you want to be.

That's great. Five speeches at the wedding

Speech at the wedding (I) 1. I will give you this ring with my happiness and love. I choose you as my wife. From now on, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love and cherish you until I die.

I married you in front of our family and friends. From now on, when you are happy, let me share your happiness; When you are sad, let me share your sadness; Support you when you are healthy or sick, grow up with you in love, and be loyal to you all your life, forever and ever.

Dear, although I can't take care of your past, I thank your parents for taking care of you for 20 x years and marrying the most beautiful you today. I will take care of your present and future for the rest of my life, dear, marry me!

4. From acquaintance to staying together, the days we walked together are vivid, so beautiful and warm. Your gentleness, generosity, intelligence and virtue make me deeply feel how strong your love for me is, so I don't want you to be my girlfriend or my wife, okay? I will cherish you more, love you and protect you, and prove that your choice today is correct with our happy life in the future. When our children and grandchildren are full and stumbling for a walk, I will hold you tightly in my arms!

Dear XXX, we have known each other for x years. Although we have been busy with our work in the last year, we have been indifferent to you. But, honey, you know, from the first time I met you at my girlfriend's, from the first time I saw your heart beating faster, I knew that this time I had nowhere to run and no medicine to save! So, marry me, and I will love you, love you and protect you for a lifetime!

6. Sincerely ask God not to leave me, or let me always follow you, because wherever you go, I will go, and because of your stay, I will stay. From now on, the person you love will become the person I love. No matter what happens, I will be by your side, love you and live with you.

7. Spring, summer, autumn and winter have proved our love, and wind, frost, rain and snow can't stop us from moving forward. I met you in the first half of my life, and I just want to be with you in the second half. Marrying you is my greatest achievement in this life, and accompanying you is my greatest responsibility in this life. I will eventually become the husband who loves you the most, cares about you the most and will always be with me.

Dear guests and friends,

Hello everyone!

In the spring season, the peach blossoms are fragrant, the lingering fragrance is not exhausted, the peony is in full bloom, the national color is fragrant, and the flowers are blooming!

Today is an auspicious day. The parents of the bride and groom are celebrating their children's wedding. On behalf of their family and friends, please allow me to wish the young couple:

Xx, like Lantian xx, is willing to caress the marriage wall;

Xx is a jade mirror, and xx laughs and tells stories.

May they also:

Sing for a happy partner; Raise a glass to passionate love; Love day Wan Li, bosom friend for a hundred years!

I wish two in-laws:

Flowers lined up side by side, two small flowers make a good couple; Good night and happy old age!

I wish my friends:

Happy to share, don't get drunk!

Speech at the wedding three guests:

Today is my daughter's wedding day with Mr XXX. Thank you for coming all the way. I would like to express my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks for this!

My daughter and Mr. XX have been married for one hundred years, and as parents, she is very happy. They met, knew each other, fell in love, and became today's husband and wife. From now on, I hope they can respect each other, love each other, understand each other and help each other, put their careers first and create their own bright future with their smart and hardworking hands. Not only that, but also honor your parents, just like a lyric sings: "Come home often!" "

Finally, I wish them both a happy wedding and happiness.

The representative of married parents' speech is the parents' thoughts on their children. It is also a thank-you to relatives and friends for coming. Therefore, the process of parents' speech cannot be ignored. After all, everyone wants their wedding to be a perfect wedding, so pay attention to every tiny detail. Every detail is perfect, and you can have a very good wedding.

Speech at the wedding Dear guests, friends and relatives:

Hello everyone! Today is the big day for my son Mr. Zeng and his wife Ms. Huang. On behalf of my family, I thank you for coming, and thank you for your blessing to this couple.

At the same time, I would also like to thank all the parents who were present like us. It is our efforts that have won the happy life of the children and the whole family. Today, he will get married and start a family, and our task will be completed.

Son and daughter-in-law, I hope that in the future, whether you are poor or rich, whether you are healthy or sick, I hope you can wait for each other all your life, love each other wholeheartedly, work together, create your happy little family with your hands and strive for a better future.

At the same time, I hope that my son, daughter-in-law and all the children who work hard outside must honor their parents and the elderly, and often go home to see. Finally, thank you again for coming. I hope you can go to Han Hai if you don't take good care of anything today. Thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Hello everyone!

Today, we are gathered here to hold a grand and simple wedding for my son xxx and Miss xxx. Thank you for coming to congratulate me in your busy schedule. Here, we express our warm welcome and heartfelt thanks!

As the saying goes, "There are thousands of miles to meet", and the two newlyweds can go smoothly today and have a happy today. Apart from fate, they can't do without the care, help and support of your elders, relatives and friends over the years. On behalf of my wife and I, entrusted by my in-laws and my mother, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all the guests present for their care, love and support for my son over the years.

Walking into the wedding hall is a major turning point in life. Now, I want to send two new people a pair of couplets. The first part is hard work, the second part is living with Mei Mei, and the horizontal part is mutual respect and love.

Finally, I wish everyone a happy family, a successful career, good health and all the best!

Thank you!

Speech at the wedding (chapter 5) 1, simple proposal: I will be with you. No amount of sweet talk is as good as this sentence, I will be with you. The overbearing tone will make your bride feel a sense of belonging and security, and let her entrust herself to you.

2, simple and simple marriage proposal: a lifetime, a lifetime. Marriage is a long journey and needs careful management. A firm commitment can make your beloved girl feel excited and willing to join hands with you to enter the marriage door.

3. Simple and simple proposal: I am willing to protect you for a lifetime. It is a kind of fate that two people can meet. If we can meet, know each other and cherish each other, it is a yearning. When proposing marriage, boys can express their willingness to spend their lives with them. Promise never to leave for life! Such a confession requires a lot of determination, you should think twice before you act, and you should be responsible for what you say.

4, simple and simple proposal: I don't know the weather tomorrow, I can't guess the scenery next year, I can't see the future sky, I can't wait for the future meeting, happiness just needs to grasp this life, why wait for true love, and spend a lifetime together, and happiness will be eternal. Marry me and let our love last forever under the witness of marriage!

5. Simple and simple proposal: Please give me an honor so that I can spend my life with you! All the year round, four seasons are the same. Spend the spring with flowers and birds, spend the hot summer, spend the autumn in Gao Shuang and snuggle up in the cold winter.

If a person speaks badly, just say it. Don't talk to me so badly.

1. Some people may say some ugly things, but those words must not be deceptive.

2. A real villain who speaks badly is better than a hypocrite who does ugly things.

3. I may speak badly and do things extremely, but I am not bad to you.

4. To Dear Yourself: If you don't deserve your ambition, don't blame others for speaking ill of you and show off your happiness.

5. others speak badly, probably because you do badly. But who can guarantee that everything he does looks good and he is willing to be criticized by others? So do things well and learn to be silent and only say good things.

6. Not the person who lives in your heart. No matter how beautiful the other person says, it's useless. But the people who live in your heart. I like it when the other person speaks badly!

7. Serious words are humorous, but it is difficult to be obedient and elegant. Know how to speak, can speak, sometimes more artistic than art!

8. Many children think that my speech is ugly and my face hurts. But to tell you in secret, a group of people who annoy you now, such as teachers, parents, relatives and friends, and a guy like me who looks talkative and loves preaching, are actually mostly good to you. Because everyone in the adult world is very busy, especially hate wasting expressions. Most people who will slap you in the face or even scold you will be afraid of you until they die. If you don't believe me, look back. Some adults are indifferent and quietly watch you go astray and associate with ghosts. Watching you jump into the abyss without stopping you.

9. Be kind and sincere to all your friends before you get hurt. I didn't expect to talk behind people's backs to be so ugly. Thanks for growing up.

10. People who speak badly are always full of grievances in their lives.

1 1. I never speak with a thorn. If I said something unpleasant, I meant it. Don't dwell on your glorious past, but think about how to live up to your future.

12. In life, if someone says something ugly, we should learn to go in one ear and out the other, and don't let those ugly words run into our hearts and destroy the poetry in our hearts.

13. Recently, my temper has been really frequent, and my words are ugly and mean, leaving no feelings for the other party. Calm down for a while, and then you can bear it. I owe you nothing. Why should I put up with you?

14. Although my wife speaks badly, every word reminds me to be a man.

15. I think those ugly and self-righteous people who don't consider other people's feelings should die.

16. You know, I never dare to be unkind to you, although I sometimes speak badly.

17. I'm not silent. But what I said can't be said, and my reason is terrible. Nobody likes to listen.

18. People who talk hard and don't show mercy to you always say it's for your own good. Actually, that's selfishness.

19. True temperament makes you tell the truth, not nonsense and ugly words. You should know the weight of your speech, honesty and irony, ridicule and insult, and the different weight of your speech will give people different impressions.

20. In 95% of cases, sublimity and arrogance are the same. But basically 100% claims that I can't lie, and people who have always been honest and straightforward have found a relatively decent excuse for their malicious slander and verbal abuse. I respect good people, and I can even try to appreciate people who are full of evil. Bad is bad, naked, without any excuse. But I just don't like giving myself gold.

2 1. Bad words don't mean harsh suggestions. Hard advice is based on respect and understanding and can be expressed in a gentle tone. No matter how good the starting point is, no matter how bad the language is, no matter how much care is expressed, others will be hurt first, only others.

22. Easy-going and interesting people always meet interesting things. People who speak badly are always full of grievances in their lives.

23. He snubbed you and you loved him. He satirizes you and you love him. He lied to you and you loved him. He speaks badly, and you love him. He doesn't want you, but you still love him. You love him the most in the world, and you love him so much.

24. Sometimes it's really annoying to suddenly hate someone. Even if she is your friend, is it necessary to be so ugly? ! Even though we know each other very well, it still sounds uncomfortable!

25. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds! But beautiful magpies will never be as knowledgeable as ugly crows.