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Please don't forget that I was innocent.
2. All the past is just the past.
3. Board, have a bowl of mala Tang. Not spicy. Don't burn your bowl.
Seeing a person in summer is warm, not hot, but probably just like it.
I love you like ten divided by three. If you are not good at math, you can't solve this infinite cycle.
6. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.
7. If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I was innocent.
8. The beginning of life, the nature of sex
9. University is learning!
10. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?
1 1. I was crazy when I was a child and wanted to grow up quickly. When I was seriously injured, I cried and cried to go back.
12. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.
13. Rome was not built in one step, nor were the three layers of the lower abdomen built in one step.
14. Yes, cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.
15. Since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms to save your parents' hard-earned money.
16. It is better to have no hope at the beginning than to be disappointed later.
17. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.
18. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.
19. Stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you can play dumb.
20. If only I could say give up smartly.
2 1. Yin people: Tibet is technology, and Yin is art. ..
22. Clouds want clothes and flowers to look good, pigs to be fat and people to be red.
23. It is not easy to be tall until you are short, and it is not easy to be thin until you are fat.
24. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.
25. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see it.
26. My mobile phone password is the last digit of pi! /caipu/
27. Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you need more bullets.
28. After ten years of hard work, I was admitted to Beida Jade Bird only for Tsinghua.
29. What a mandarin duck plays with water, all his mother drowned, and what a fly with me, all his mother fell dead.
30. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.
3 1. I shouldn't miss you on purpose.
32. Part I: You are the headmaster, and Part II: He is a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.
33. Wukong, don't be so cruel. Give it to the teacher to ride, and kill her.
34. It's all boiled water. Don't pretend to be Youlemei.
35. The inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.
36. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.
I like sending flowers to others, because I know that when that person sees another flower, he will be very happy.
38. Happiness is finding a crumpled circle in old jeans when you have no money.
39. Shao Nima fell in love with me and asked me to get married.
40. It is better to fight the wise than to talk to someone!
4 1. I sat on a stone 150 million years ago and stayed for an afternoon.
42. There are mountains and rivers, and the vegetation is worry-free; If you are ambitious, you won't worry about your career!
Only by climbing to the top of the mountain can you see the scenery there.
44. There is always time and opportunity to do things, and there is always an excuse to do things not to do.
45. If you cry, life won't cry; If you are bitter, life will not be troublesome.
46. The greatest test of courage is whether a person can not be discouraged when he fails.
47. Prove yourself with a smile, I can!
48. It is always easier to leave than to meet, because meeting is a once-in-a-lifetime fate among hundreds of millions of people, and leaving is only a person's decision.
49. I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.
50. The past is gone forever. Smart people think about the present and the future, and have no time to think about the past.
5 1. Turn life into fantasy, and then turn fantasy into present. Madame Curie
52. When fantasy confronts reality, it is always very painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it.
53. Prove yourself with a smile, I can!
54. If a child gets a point, parents will only care about why they lost that five points, but not how they got that point.
55. Men's feelings are like this. It's like turning off the tap.
56. Opportunity knocks quietly, so you have to listen carefully.
57. Prove yourself with a smile, I can!
58. If you are cold, you will know that pine and cypress will wither. -The Analects of Confucius
59. Prove yourself with a smile, I can!
60. If you want to be thin, you must lose weight; If you want to gain muscle, go to fitness; If you want to be admitted to Peking University Tsinghua, you must study hard; If you miss her, you should go after her.
6 1. A woman's happy life lies in her choice and planning, and her fate is in her own hands.
62. Never explain yourself to anyone. Because people who like you don't need it, and people who don't like you won't believe it. -
63. Like a mouse in a hole.
64. When love comes to the brink, any reason will be an excuse to break up.
65. Prove yourself with a smile, I can!
66. The world of strong-willed people is full of infinite possibilities.
67. It turns out that I am directing everything, and I am acting.
68. I am not a qualified neighbor. My wireless network has a password. I apologize to my neighbor.
69. The most important thing in life is not how you are, but how you look at your situation.
No matter what you tell yourself, don't forget to stick to it; Take care of yourself no matter how tired you are.
1. Meeting the person you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing land.
Second, it's not that I can't let go. What we can't let go is just a kind of mood, that kind of unwillingness.
Smile not because you are happy, but because you smile. What others do to you is someone else's business. Man's greatest enemy is always himself. There is no one who is sorry for you, and there is no one who owes you. Getting out of the shadow is the winner of life, getting out of the shadow is a mental illness, and it's all your own fault.
If I suddenly disappear, will you look for me like crazy and feel sad because you can't find me?
Kindness is the positive energy of life, a force that can face all hardships in life, a force that can resolve all contradictions and frictions, a force that can bring peace and happiness, and a force that can make the world better and better.
Cherish today, cherish now, who knows which comes first: tomorrow and accident. There are many unfairness in life, so don't complain, because it's useless. You don't have to prove anything to anyone in this life except yourself. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile; Pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are; No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to persist; Take care of yourself no matter how tired you are.
To admit one's greatness is to admit one's ignorance.
Eight, the best, life can be like this: the house doesn't need to be too big, there are grass and flowers on the balcony, and you fall asleep in the sun at noon. Occasionally angry, I cry, you coax, you anger, I am deaf. We all have a bad memory, so we forget it after a quarrel. If only we walked through the sunset, talking and laughing all the way, with half a watermelon in our hands!
Nine, men always want to put the red flag at home, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside, but they are most afraid of women having an affair.
Ten, whether reading or fitness, the body and soul must have one on the road.
Eleven, neither before you nor after you. Many failures are not because of limited ability, but because they did not persist in the end. How you want to live is entirely up to you.
Twelve, recalling the past shows that you are growing; Remember, you smiled, indicating that you have grown up; Crying when you remember shows that you are mature; When you remember, you are calm, which means you are old.
Love when you are ready, not when you are lonely.
Fourteen, everything is free, the world turns to the heart, the heart turns, the mind turns, the heart is connected, and the road is connected. The past is like a paper clip, which freezes the pages of youth and then becomes an unpublished book.
15. Don't ask me how I'm doing. I am afraid that when I open my mouth, my mouth is full of loneliness.
I don't need to please anyone, and I will never do anything that makes me smile when you slap me. My paranoia, my stubbornness, whether you like it or not, this is me. I hate walking on thin ice and don't like working step by step. It is better to live a good life and live a free life than to waste one's life. I will also be tolerant and tolerant, and I can also lower my posture when appropriate. However, as for my bottom line, I can't afford a misdemeanor. carp
Seventeen, pain this thing, born should be used to hide in the bottom of my heart. Sadness is born to be controlled, and injuries and deception must be forgiven. Careless people are not heartless people. The quietest and loneliest growth can also make people practical, confident, strong and kind. If it's a big deal, spit out your tongue.
Eighteen, the world is really small, as if turning around, you don't know who you will meet; The world is really big, as if turning around and not knowing who will disappear.
I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out!
Twenty, you walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter, casually wearing a red sweatshirt, so beautiful, so enthusiastic, so simple, an unspeakable love suddenly rose in your heart.
At the age of twenty-one, I used to be a beauty, gentle and quiet, with deep eyes like a pool of clear water.
Twenty-two, time will pass, let time flow away your troubles!
23. Life is like running a marathon. On the way to running, cowards stop because of fatigue, while the strong struggle with all kinds of pressures and difficulties with strong will, reach the finish line and succeed.
The biggest regret is not that I missed the best person, but that I met the best person and exhausted my best self.
Twenty-five, do anything, be sure to finish it, and stick to it. Don't give up easily, if you give up, you will never succeed. If there are setbacks, tell yourself repeatedly: stick to it.
26. When you meet other people's problems, first reflect on yourself and find the answer. Laziness, like rust, consumes the body more than labor; Frequently used keys are always shining. Not afraid of poverty, but afraid of diligence.
Twenty-seven, in life, there is a person to miss, this is fate; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.
28. Don't make excuses for failure, but find ways for success. If you try something that is hopeless, you can often succeed. The saddest thing about people is that they can't beat themselves. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
Thirty, I thought about becoming excellent and then appearing in front of you to annoy you and make you regret not cherishing me at the beginning, but when you really started to become excellent, I think this idea is so naive. The meaning of persistence is to make yourself better and meet better people. The better person is not you.
I gave up crying, but don't forget that you once had it.
1, people will change. Don't be too nostalgic. Don't give up just because it's not worth it.
Forgetting you is to prove that I can forget you.
3. Quietly wait for the ups and downs of reality. My world is not short of people. I never need anyone to come into my life.
4, hiding in the bottom of my heart is not intended to hide, but not all the pain can be shouted out.
Everyone tells his sadness in words, but the more he writes, the more it hurts.
Although I know we have no good result, I still love you hopelessly.
7. When a story is written on paper, there is always an ending. When the story is written in the heart, no one knows the ending.
8. What the past left me was a gentle smile, and the covered dust had already died.
9. Everyone has confession, anxiety, but full of sincerity and courage.
10, life has no past and no past. No matter what has passed, it will gradually fade away.
1 1, the body is cold and the heart is colder. Twenty years of loneliness, I always thought I could accompany you forever this time. The broken memories left for such a long time also ended in Zita Law.
12, hurt it. After the injury, at least I know how to miss it.
13. If you feel unhappy, you must be on the road to happiness.
14. In this life, people only have one true love, and then even if there is romantic love, it will not hurt the bones again.
15, let me stand in the heartbreaking place, gently tie a knot and sew to prevent the pain from flowing out again.
16, after you left, I kept saying to myself: I will find something better. Actually, I just told myself not to cry.
17, I locked my heart and then lost my key with all my strength.
18, I turned the ringtone to the maximum, and I took my mobile phone in my hand for the first time to read your message.
19, everyone wants to have an everlasting life, but sometimes it doesn't come as soon as a smile.
20. My hand holds your hand tightly, fearing that you will disappear from the crowd.
2 1, I don't want to leave any regrets in my youth. I will cherish what belongs to me.
22. Whose eye corner touches whose eyebrow; Whose smile is worth whose tears; Whose heart can hold who's reincarnation; Whose palm print can redeem who's sin.
Even the most familiar stranger would rather pass by than say hello when they meet.
24. The person who knows himself best is himself, and the person who knows himself least is himself.
Being tortured by life is a kind of enjoyment and happiness, but more is a kind of helplessness.
26. When people are crowded, there is only breathing space.
27. Couples who are supposed to know each other are strangers. I know that time will destroy happiness.
28. The people and things you miss will be met by others, and you will have the chance if others miss them.
29. No matter how many choices there are, there is actually only one ending.
Many years later, I realized that it was not that you didn't come, but that you went to another intersection.
3 1, when tears came down, I knew that separation was another understanding.
32. Commitment is a struggle between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases, both sides lose.
33. I have also experienced the chaos of clear skies and cloudy days.
34. Don't suffer to keep someone who doesn't love you.
No matter how strong a person is, there is always a soft place in his heart that cannot be touched.
Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.
37. The wind is blowing, the clouds are floating and the rain is falling; Are you wind, cloud or rain? I am waiting for you in the distant horizon, my love!
38. Everyone has a love affair, which is difficult, moving and sentimental.
39. I gave up in tears, but don't forget that you once had it.
40. Laugh at others and laugh at yourself. Obviously unhappy, but inexplicably dragged.
4 1, even if your heart is broken, there is still that person in your heart. This is eternal love.
If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.
43. Memory is like a person's ghost. Saying I don't hate you is duplicity.
44. Why use dignity to retain a person who has changed his mind? Talking about mood phrases
45. Thank you for walking away dismissively after changing me, and making me so strong now.
No matter how annoying you are, don't forget the space for smiling.
Do you feel redundant for a moment?
I will remember you and love others. "
My boyfriend broke up with me the other day and hooked up with my best sister the next day. what can I say? Haha, I'm blind.
I know it's just a joke, but I lied to myself that I loved it. Knowing that your love is like fire, I am willing to turn into a moth.
Go up q and down q again and again, enter space again and again, and exit again and again. What am I looking for?
We had nothing to say, and now we have nothing to say.
A person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love in return will naturally make love simple.
Tears found their own vulnerability, intoxicated by the lies of vows, unable to extricate themselves.
Happiness is a quiet heart smiling at the world at a happy moment.
If you can't change the length of life, try to change the concentration of life.
Even if the whole world doesn't admit it, I will stay with you.
If there is no love, then I don't care what you do.
If you are happy now, I hope you will be happy forever. If you are unhappy, remember that it is the beginning of the next happiness.
We are loyal to each other's love, but sometimes there will be a little episode. Isn't this a test of our love?
Who will accompany me out for a walk until I am old?
Sometimes no one understands you, because each of us stands from a different angle.
You can't afford what I want, and I don't want what you can! !
I am habitually selfish, I can't change my pride, I don't understand, I don't understand.
How I want to die. Will you be happy to see me lying in a pool of blood?
Why are you angry with me when I mention her?
You call me "honey", why do I listen to it more and more falsely?
Write to yourself of 20xx: "Don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are; No matter how painful it is, we must try to hold back; No matter how far it is, we must stick to it.
Yiyi. Stop crying for him. He doesn't love you anymore
Missing is no longer a distance. Eternal love is the true meaning. You will be there every day.
Some things are really not as good as you think, so I was silent. ﹏。 You told me to be happy after I left. What qualifications do you have to make me happy? My happiness is ruined by you.
Tell you, I really love you very much, and I will remember it every time.
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