Tik Tok's most popular humorous sentence "Humor" can make people talk about it crazily.

1, the so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have sex with you in this life.

2. Regret never seeing me, regret never seeing me.

No one is right or wrong in love, only you live and die.

When talent can't support ambition, you should read more books, read more and read more, and your ambition will be gone.

5, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

6. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has its own name.

7. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

8. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

9. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

10, my love world is a slum, and yours is a tall building.

1 1, mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

12, the boss who talks to you about money is a good man, and he doesn't want to give you money when he talks to you about his ideal!

13, salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

14, the technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

15, there are two egos in the world, one is intermittent, and the other is persistent degeneration and indulgence.

16. Today, I suddenly found that junior high school love died of changing seats, senior high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

17, the sweetness is three points and five points. Only when I miss you, the sweetness is just right.

18. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it, and if you can't catch it, it's gone.

19, I'm so angry, Logger Vick, it's not negotiable to hit you.

Whenever you meet me, it's your blessing anyway.

2 1, ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing.

I don't think so when someone says I'm ugly. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I realize that there are more and more liars now.

23. Let's fall in love when we have time, and I will continue to have a crush on you when we don't.

24. Take your advice and leave me ten books.

25. I used to be a schoolmaster, but I was curious about the world of slag. I went in to have a look and got lost.

26. I may not be able to carry a hundred Jin of stones, but if it's a hundred Jin of money, I promise to pick it up and run.

27, others pretend, I have to install experience.

28, people can't hang on a tree, try to die several times in a few nearby trees.

29. Besides asking for it, there are other people's sufferings waiting for you.

30. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

3 1. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

Although giving up won't kill you, you won't give up even if you die.

Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

34. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.

If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself.

36. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

37. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

38, you go, I won't send you; Come on, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.

39. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

40. Recently, I have been using high-altitude drugs, and the effect is quite obvious. It's two or three centimeters taller, which means it's a bit embarrassing to put one in your shoe.

4 1, the most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty and grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

42. My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

44. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

45. At the beginning, it was agreed that I would not suffer any injustice, and indeed more than a little.

46. It's very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

47. Everyone else spends money before and after, and only I will spend money next month.

48. Don't call for activities, just pick me up. Fast and handsome.

49. People living in some areas are so pitiful that it rains almost every day.

50. The ups and downs of love gradually dissipate.

5 1, now a man, what qualifications and elder sister said to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.

52. Why did you scold me for playing the game badly? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.

53. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

54. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

55, you stay there and I'll run over!

56. A real warrior dares to be greedy when he is fat, stay up late when he is sleepy, stay up late when he is poor, and stay up late when he is idolized. Don't stay up because he is ugly.

You drink your chicken soup and I cook my mala Tang, which is not very tonic, but very hot.

58. After half an hour in the hot sun, I was sweating like a pig, and finally I waited for the goddess to appear. After going up to tell her, she said to calm down. She must like me, otherwise she would be so considerate.

59. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.

60. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, while negative thinking leads to a negative life.

6 1, we want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

62. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, with one class longer than six.