Twenty excerpts from inspirational humorous copywriting in friends circle

1. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

2. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

Don't please anyone, please everyone will be involved, only please yourself.

My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly to make me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

When the king goes to war, nothing grows.

6. Laughing to death, we are not allowed to hang bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the opposite shops in the dormitory and secretly roll them to death.

7. I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

8. I want to cook secretly, so that my roommates have no food to eat and roll them to death.

9. Before I could get involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

10. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't want to learn.

1 1. My roommates are all asleep, so I'm going to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

12. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face to grab the small one.

13. May every self with firm goals be fearless and confident in the future!

14. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

15. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks thousands of volumes.

16. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

17. They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

19. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

20. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.

Twenty humorous excerpts from the sentence "Looking for a job after graduation"

1. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

2. As long as you can't die, you will die.

Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit better than them. Roll them to death.

When the king goes to war, nothing grows.

6. A person is a master only if he rolls in the middle.

7. In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

8. The concert is about to start grabbing tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and roll them to death.

9. I have already started my own mental internal friction before I have time to intervene.

10. Everyone else is working. I pretended that I couldn't find a job, but in fact I was studying full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

1 1. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

12. Roommates are playing lol. I secretly review and roll them to death.

13. involution is a systematic mistake, and hard work is a personal choice.

14. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks thousands of volumes.

15. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill their bald princess.

16. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't want to learn.

17. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

18. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

19. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

20. I'm going to exercise quietly, get a good figure and roll them to death.

Twenty excerpts from obscure and funny sentences of Tucao Company.

1. Double Eleven recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money and ended up richer than them, killing them.

2. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

I'm going to exercise quietly, get a good figure and crush them to death.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

6. When you draw, you listen to songs with headphones on. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

7. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.

8. You can go up, I want to lie down.

9. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

10. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

1 1. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

12. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

13. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. Invite roommates to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

16. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

17. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

19. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

20. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

Twenty humorous sentences with serious involution extracted from friends circle

1. Laughing to death, we are not allowed to hang bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory and secretly roll to death.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

6. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

7. Pretending to play while playing the game is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it, and rolling to death.

8. First place in the dormitory!

9. Not an involution, but a quiet study, and then surprise everyone!

10. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

1 1. I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but it is already in the volume when I listen again.

12. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

13. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

14. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

15. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

18. In fact, we even participated in love.

19. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

20. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn, and I will live better than them when I die, and roll them to death.

The humor of super involution is very funny. Tell me twenty sentences.

1. I'd rather kill myself than run over others.

2. My roommates have gone to dinner with their boyfriends. I'm going to study silently to become better, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

3. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

5. I wish everyone who has a firm goal can be fearless and confident in the future!

6. Before I had time to get involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

7. The concert is about to start grabbing tickets. Practice hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and roll them to death.

8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

9. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

10. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

1 1. You can go up. I want to lie down.

12. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

13. My roommates are asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

14. Involution is the process of entropy increase. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

15. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

16. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

17. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

18. My roommates are all sleeping. I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

19. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

20. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.