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Ugly sentences about men

If you are ugly, you dare not use your real photo as your avatar. If you are ugly, you don't want to be photographed in a circle of friends. Ugly, you don't want to go out. The following are the sentences I compiled to describe men's ugliness. Welcome to refer to them!

The sentence 1 1 describes the ugliness of men. Eyes should be closer, ears should be tilted back, nose should be upturned, mouth should be symmetrical, and hair should be quiet-that's their territory!

2, the face that is difficult to dream (it is difficult to dream in a dream).

3. Where were those lost times before me? Behind me, where are the future generations? ; Reading the faint of heaven and earth, I am lonely and tearful!

4, you look very Harley (comet name, once in a lifetime is enough).

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

6. Look at what you eat and buy from the back, and I won't let you buy the front.

7, your five senses organization discipline is too bad!

8. Why can a person's face look so incredible?

9. Frankly speaking, you are poor.

10, you look great. You smell like western food.

1 1, I said that you are handsome and I am really sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth!

12, you look like a historical celebrity-the man on the first page of the first volume of junior high school history textbook (Beijinger).

13. When I saw you, I really lamented the ingenuity of nature.

14, you will make the aesthetes despair, brother.

15, who chewed you up and spit it out?

16, you really challenge aesthetics!

Brother, if Mr. Zhu Guangqian sees you, he will definitely give up aesthetic research!

18, you look like a family in need.

19, at first glance, you are not so good. If you look closely, you might as well take a look.

20. You are unscrupulous and fearless!

2 1, I want to open a slimming hall and hang your portrait in the most conspicuous position.

22. Which kind person gave birth to you?

2 1, a long adventure …

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like the scene of a car accident.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed!

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't call your parents by their favorite names! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

24. You are a fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

27. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the garden and see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29. The long flying sand is great.

30, not bad, can distinguish the five senses.