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Guiguzi or Zhuge Liang, who is better?

How can Zhuge Liang compare with Guiguzi? Guiguzi is dozens of times smarter than Zhuge Liang!

Let's talk about the vertical and horizontal:

Let's see which students of Guiguzi don't need Kong Mingqiang, Su Qin and Zhang Yi, the best strategists in history. One person is angry and the whole world is afraid, while the other is at peace. They are men of courage.

Isn't Zhuge Liang just a prime minister of Shu? Zhang Yi, a student of Guiguzi, helped Qin unify the whole country, while Su Qin wore the seal of six countries, and Zhuge Liang was much weaker.

On the Art of War:

Zhuge Liang is an armchair strategist, even saying that he can't fight at all. Zhuge Liang still has a way of fighting. For example, he has many tactical tricks, but unfortunately, his strategy is completely wrong and his military system is in a mess. How can he win the battle? Take a good look at Sun Tzu's Art of War. Shu has been in war for years, and the treasury is empty. He has to do face-saving projects, and he will expedition to the Na people for a while, and then explore the Central Plains for a while, and he will take dozens of soldiers with him Alas!

Guiguzi's students: great military strategists include Sun Bin, Pang Juan and Wei Liao. Note that Sun Bin's Sun Bin's Art of War and Wei Liao's Wei Liao's are among the top ten military books in China.

Then let's talk about lobbying:

The students of Guiguzi won more than a dozen cities with one mouth, but Zhuge Liang's so-called verbal warfare against Confucianism and cursing Wang Lang to death are all fictitious. Everyone has heard the story of volunteering, and Mao Sui is also a student of Guiguzi. Isn't it amazing?

Xu Fu, as you know, is also a student of Guiguzi. He asked Qin Shihuang for virgins, went to the East China Sea to find the so-called longevity medicine, and finally founded the bird country of "Japan" in the barbarian land. The Japanese called him Emperor Zhenwu and said that he was the ancestor of the Japanese.

Let's talk about health preservation:

Guiguzi invented bionic kung fu, and now the Wuqinxi practiced by the elderly is extracted from bionic kung fu.

Comrade Zhuge Liang, on the other hand, ruined his health, alas.

On the aspects of vertical and horizontal, yin and yang, education, art of war, health preservation and lobbying, Guiguzi was defeated by Zhuge Liang.

As for governing the country, I believe Guiguzi is not inferior to him. Although Zhuge Liang is also very clever, he has been fighting for years, bringing the country across the capital.

Oh, by the way, Guiguzi has another student, that is, Tao Zhugong, who helped the State of Yue destroy the State of Wu with 3, soldiers, and finally became the richest man in the world in business, and then dissipated all his wealth. Then he became the richest man in the world in business, and dissipated all his wealth, and became the richest man in the world for the third time, which was called Shang Sheng.