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I graduated in 2007 and have no work experience. What should I do?

Landlord, first of all, I didn't mean to hurt you I hope you can finish reading this. I tell you, nothing is impossible, as long as you believe in yourself! If you are willing to work hard, wait for the autumn harvest in the field with a big snakeskin bag.

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I hate two things about men.

1. die for a woman and live for a woman (you can do your best for love and be sincere. I can understand drinking for a woman for a few days and nights, and I will support you. But if any friend around me stands on the balcony for a woman and tells me that I don't think I can die without her, I will immediately give him a sentence, go to hell! )

I don't consider my family, only myself. It's boring. I want to die if I live. Is it easy for your parents to support you for 20 years?

Who was born awesome? It is the result of environmental change, life experience and hard work. Maybe you don't believe it. If you cite examples and others, you may say that I am talking nonsense, but I am talking about myself.

I graduated in 2007 and got good grades in high school. In my friend's words, you have a good family, a good first girlfriend, good friends to accompany you, and good academic performance. You are so fucking jealous. In 2002, I was admitted to our No.1 Middle School. I hear it's awesome. Every year, more than 10 students are admitted to the national 10 universities, and even one or two. My old man is very happy, and I smile very moist. I fell in love very early in my freshman year (in fact, I admire myself, and I can pick up girls while reading). I used it in my sophomore year.

Father's company went bankrupt and the family quarreled every day. Father and mother divorced, and later my father went to other places and stopped contacting his family. My mother is not at home every day and comes back once a month. My house is sold and paid off. My little sister and I went to grandma's house, and no one cared about us anymore. At that time, I said I was not sensible, I knew something, and I knew nothing.

I said to myself, if you leave me alone, I'll smash the jar! Seeing this, I know what ignorance means. That year, I skipped class for a year, and I stayed in my class for less than two classes a week. I transferred from No.1 to No.3 middle school, a famous rascal school in the county. I fight, surf the Internet, chop people, and become a qualified campus gangster. My first girlfriend kicked me out. I haven't found a girlfriend for two years. I was so drunk that I thought of her worst moment, and then I drank and drank.

On the day of the college entrance examination, I said you might not believe it, and now I don't believe I can do it.

In the days of the college entrance examination, I took the admission ticket and surfed the Internet in the Internet cafe next to the examination room for several days. On the last day, my father came to meet me. He asked me where I was. I said I was in the Internet cafe next to the school gate. He came to ask me how the exam was. I calmly told him that I didn't pass the exam and spent several days surfing the Internet here. Now I want to strangle myself alive! ), he listened, didn't scold me, didn't hit me, looked at me, then turned and stood for a while and said to me, "Get in the car and I'll take you back." In the car, he only said, I don't blame you, I blame myself ... At that moment, I began to regret for the first time (knock here and light a cigarette ...)

After graduation, my family is not going to let me continue my studies. I don't think I can learn anything at school either. I entered a big enterprise through my family connections. I went abroad for training for one year, then came back with an annual salary of 6W, and then gradually increased. I met a man who trained with me during the Spring Festival last year. He now drives 8W cars every year. Although it is not a good car, he married a beautiful wife. 2 months after I went to the training place, a friend called me to go to Xinhua to study computer, and said that I would introduce my girlfriend after I went there ... I ran back and told my dad that I was going to study computer, but my family didn't agree, so I locked me at home, but they weren't at home, so I took some clothes, jumped down from the second floor, ran away by car, and didn't go home until half a year later, forcing my family to agree. Introduce a girlfriend? Funny, I really wanted to find it at that time. It's not that I can't find it. Isn't the outside world wonderful? Rebellion? I don't know ...)

The two years in that school were wonderful and very popular in the school. MM said that the propaganda minister of the society, facing the stage of thousands of people, engaged in programs, performances and planning, and cheated several small MM, which was wonderful and missed. .....

After that, I was looking for a job. Two months after I graduated, I submitted more than 1000 resumes and interviewed countless times, but I failed. At the first interview, I didn't dare to lift my head, my hands and feet trembled ... my speech was vibrato ... now I feel funny after the first interview. At that time, I was actually disheartened, decadent and full of stubble. Anyway, I can't pass the interview. A friend of mine said it's no fun to go with him anyway. After the interview, I went out for a walk and went with him in shorts and slippers. I went to the company, he went in for an interview, and I just wandered around. After a while, he came out, and then the interviewer came out. Seeing me, I was a little confused and asked, so are you. I'm a little overwhelmed. Be in a hurry to talk before you come. He said, come for an interview, too. I was still a little confused, so I followed.

After going in, he first looked at my image and then smiled. Is that how you came to the interview? I said, I'm not here for an interview. I'm here with my friends. He asked me, did you work? I said I had interviewed many times and no one wanted me ... It doesn't matter now, and then he asked, "Are you afraid of failure?" I said, "I have failed many times, and now I need to adjust myself. I used to be confident, but now I don't know how to write confidence, but I will stand up. I am not afraid of failure, so I don't believe it! " Then he said to me, "I'm looking forward to your performance." I will come to work next Monday, but remember to take care of your image first. " I fainted. Can I pass? I couldn't find anyone who left, so I called everyone I knew on the way. There was only one sentence on the phone: "I passed the interview, wow, hahahaha, I'm going to work." My friend failed in that interview, but I passed. What a fun world?

This is my first interview. Now think about my life these years.

Sweet and sour, tried heaven and earth.

Be a good student and a bad student.

Participated in the math contest on behalf of the school and was chased by 10 for 500 meters with a knife.

I used to be a graphic model, but I was almost cheated to death when I wanted to work in a bar. My brother, who has known me for 6.7 years, sold to Inner Mongolia, lost his job and money.

One person and one bag traveled all over Beijing, Shanghai, Changsha and Hefei, alas.

I have no 1 yuan on me. I came home from work, and it rained heavily. I don't have the money to take a bus. I walked home for four and a half hours singing "How can I see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain".

I've been dumped and hurt others.

Now in the evening, take a bag of peanuts, carry a few bottles of wine, sit on the balcony, watch the lights in Shanghai, people come and go, and occasionally pretend to be depressed ... and say, "Why are people so tired when they are alive?"

When I say this, I want to say that nothing is impossible. As long as you face bravely, work hard and say "I can" to yourself confidently, then I congratulate you, and so can you!

You can also comfort yourself so feebly that "life is like a bow." If you can't resist, then close your eyes and learn to enjoy it slowly. "

We live not for ourselves, but for our relatives and friends.

What you should consider is not your job, but changing your personality, which will eventually change the problem. Your diploma is not low. As long as you are willing to try bravely, face it and work hard, you will succeed. Come on!