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If I want to scold the Chinese teacher, the more poisonous the better. It should be a novel.

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Life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.

The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.

A slap on the wall can't even button it! ! !

You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap.

Living is a waste of air, and home is a waste of land and RMB.

Look at you, handsome, charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and animals, and according to my observation, you must have been short of calcium since childhood, but when you grew up, your grandmother didn't hurt, and your uncle didn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! You said you, uncle, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, you practiced sword, and you practiced bitch! There are so many swordsmanships, you'd rather learn drunken swords, and Jin Jian will practice drunken silver swords if he doesn't practice! Finally, I became a drunken silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "