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Be a classic: if you want to live well, put your face in your crotch.

0 1, never spoil yourself by bring disgrace to oneself. Don't make a mess of your life because of a slander or a blow from others, and you can only be really hurt. Life is empty and real, and there is real and empty. This is not true, you will regret it all your life; This is not empty, you will regret it all your life. This is a survival skill, and no one will teach you.

If you want to live well, stick your face in your crotch. You can despise it in your eyes, but you can't underestimate its gold content.

Don't care what others think of you. It's not you. Of course, they don't know your life or your past. Don't tell others about your past easily. Maybe in the eyes of others, this is just a joke, it doesn't matter. Everyone has the right to forget, life is real, and then there will be love and hate. Happy every day is the best reward for yourself!

04. Summer vacation can change many things: for example, the relationship between people, academic performance and body shape. After the start of school, you will find that some people are alienated, some people are close, some people's grades are advancing by leaps and bounds, some people have plummeted, some people have turned from fat to thin, some people have long hair tied up, and some people don't know who to cut their hair for, so you never know what others have done in places you can't see.

05. It's not that I can't meet someone better, but because I already have you, and I don't want to meet anyone better ... It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I already have you, I don't think it's necessary to be tempted by others ... It's not that I won't fall in love with others, but that I know how to cherish you better. It's not easy to be together, don't let go of those who have been chosen ... There are countless good people in the world, but I have already met you.

06, you can be wronged and cry, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability. In life, many things are fleeting, just like saying goodbye at the station, just hugging each other and going their separate ways in the blink of an eye. Most of the time, you don't understand, and neither do I. That's it. When you talk, you change. Listening is tiring. I'm tired of watching it. You will slow down when you follow. When you walk, you spread out. When you love, you fade. I forget it when I think about it.

Some people always live in the past time. They are sad for the passage of time, for the glory of the past, and for the unfinished business. However, the past has passed, and no matter how long we lament, it will not change. Some things, contrary to your wishes, have nothing to do with your interests, and are contrary to your specialty, but you still have to do it. That is the reality.

09. Truly happy people, in fact, most of their lives are not "addition", but "subtraction". They deeply realize that the more they get rid of those external carvings and show their pure nature, the more they can get peace of mind and body.

10, life is actually a big stage. Exaggerated age, how much youth we wasted. What are the good things in life? Such as health, wisdom, reputation, status and so on. However, the wise finally told them that they neglected the most important item, that is, peace, true inner peace.

Love should be devoted to love. Say it simply.

An isolated solitary grave brings a long yearning. As dusk still falls, I try to hide in a quiet corner and wait for the sunrise tomorrow to find a spiritual comfort for my deep soul.

I love you, and I will show you the whole world in my heart, showing all the joys and sorrows, just to guard against you; I love you, so I can play a little temper with you and stay away from you for no reason. In fact, I just want to walk into your fiery arms and listen to your heartbeat. I love you, actually giving you the right to hurt me. As long as I can bear it, I will always be with you. You can't hurt me too much If I am cold, I will be indifferent, I will suffer, and I will let go.

Fearless, hopeful, hungry, a person still lies in front of you. It's embarrassing that he lied to your face when you already knew the truth.

Love a person, you don't have to be together forever. There are many ways to love. You may not have happiness. Some love is only suitable for deep hiding in the heart. It is wrong to say it. Some people are only suitable for watching from a distance. If they pass by, they will lose it. If they have already left, don't pester them. Love should be devoted, simply put.

Bit by bit, from small to large, from weak to strong, and finally unable to suppress, as bitter as water, Pentium. Roaring, as turbulent as the tide, go to the other side of the sea, follow her footsteps, and pursue the fragrance left in the air.

The real perfection of man lies not in what he has, but in what he deeply understands. Optimists see opportunities in suffering, while pessimists see suffering in opportunities. The key is to see what mentality they hold. If we think from another angle, the failures and setbacks encountered on the road of life will be a rare wealth. If we think of this when complaining, then our hearts will be suddenly enlightened and our lives will be full of sunshine.

Happiness is always mixed with pain, and human beings can't enjoy pure and perfect things. In this case, I advise readers that it is not good to be too simple and keen in heart and too observant in seeing problems. When dealing with human affairs, it is enough to be bold, not too much. Everything in the world, there are always too many contradictory aspects and different forms, too much consideration, but confused.

If life has always been as faint as a gentleman's feelings to face everyone, then the first sight has always been hazy. Avoid many misunderstandings, guesses and confusions in communication. Just like facing a net friend, you never know each other until you meet them. You two are a mystery to each other and have always maintained the feelings between gentlemen. You don't have to worry about betrayal, loss and disappearance, things you never had, you never know sadness and nostalgia.

Looking back, I suddenly found that all my efforts in this life were just to satisfy the people around me. In order to win the praise and smile of others, I put myself into all the shackles of all patterns with trepidation. On the road, I suddenly found myself with only a vague face, a road that I can't turn back.

Sometimes the question is complicated and the answer is simple. -Sometimes, the question is complicated, but the answer is simple.

I said I would be your shoulder, but you stood farthest from me. I love your heart and have always chosen to forgive you. How many excuses are there besides lying? If I'm not where you can park, we don't have to stop now. It's different from now on. You don't have to pretend to pass by like a passerby. I will forget and stop lying.

The body is tired, and speaking sentences is very depressing.

The body is very tired, and that sentence is very depressing:

1, perhaps, there are always some objects that will stay in the deepest part of life, and those deep and shallow traces will no longer feel pain after careful brushing. There is only one kind of numbness. Drinking coffee, the bitter taste, makes me slowly bitter to death.

I don't know what to say today. Now I only know that my heart is cold. I am no longer the person who was full of romantic feelings about love before yesterday. I am disheartened about love.

When you received this short message, you also received a girl with no worries and clover from me. No sad girl can make you forget your troubles, and clover can bring you luck and happiness. Smile knowingly, okay?

4, finally can't hold back, finally say it, I am tired, my heart is tired, I dare not think about the future, I don't want to look at the past, everything is expected, but I can't help but slowly destroy it!

When you are tired, you will replace everything with silence. I, I won't ask, I won't mention, I'm sad, my heart is broken, I continue to walk alone, and silence replaces everything. I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

6. Meeting the right person at the right time is a kind of happiness. Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a kind of sadness. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a sigh. Meeting the wrong person at the wrong time is a kind of helplessness.

7. I won't cry or laugh. When I am tired, I will disappear. I, I won't ask, I won't mention, I'm sad, my heart is broken, I continue to walk alone, and silence replaces everything.

8, the heart is so tired, how can the scars of the soul be healed, and how can the tears in the corners of the eyes be dried? If you have more injuries and enough pain, your heart will not hurt, because you are numb; It's late at night, in the dark night, I always secretly wipe away the tears in my eyes.

9. I want to have a rest because my heart is tired. Better never wake up. There are not many reasons and explanations for never falling asleep, just because I am tired, not because I am tired, but because I am tired. I am really tired.

10, sometimes, inexplicably in a bad mood, don't want to talk to anyone, just want to be alone. Sometimes I feel that waiting is not bitter, what is bitter is waiting without results, and finally I am injured.

1 1. The lovelorn volcano erupts in your life. You should relax mentally, and then relax. Actually, it's no big deal to be lovelorn. You can't be together anymore. Of course, you should be proud of your decision.

12, he is tired, but this situation will never end. He really wants to sit on the ground and have a rest, cry and sleep. Sweating and exhausted, he seems to have had a fight with five drunks.

13, when you can't change everything, do what you want, or have what you want, how depressed you are, especially the person closest to you, how anxious you are, and everything is so helpless.

14, when you are sad, a word of comfort is enough; When difficulties are frustrated, a smile is enough; When you are happy for success, a round of applause is enough; When one misses, a blessing is enough. Friends wish you all the best!

15, I'm sorry, too. what can I do for you? If you ever need me, just call me, okay? I will accompany you and give you a shoulder to cry on.

16, I seem to have experienced a baptism of life recently, and I feel very depressed, and I feel that the whole person is about to collapse! At home, emotionally and at work, there is an invisible and deteriorating pressure that makes it difficult for me to breathe. .....

17, some say it's for love, others say it's for love. In my opinion, people live to live, but I don't want to live. I want to die, but I'm afraid of pain, sleeping pills and nightmares. I won't wake up if I go on.

18, the tears that have been suppressed for a long time finally flow down. I don't remember what it was like, but I remember that the tears shed are saltier than the sea water, and the sea water is colder than the tears. At that moment, I finally understood: the sea is tears in the sky, and tears are the blood of the heart.

19, some pain, some fatigue, only oneself can understand. I like to turn over the past on such a lonely night. Those memories buried deep in my heart, what I got, what I owned and what I lost, have a feeling of suddenly dreaming.

20, tired heart, sometimes more terrible than physical fatigue, physical fatigue, you can rest, tired heart, you need more energy to adjust, perhaps, you need to grind people's time, just like practicing Qigong, it takes a long time to see the effect.

2 1, make yourself optimistic and happy as soon as possible. As long as your mind changes, so will your body and mind. In that way, you will always get an upward force to make you healthy and full of vitality!

22, because they are flesh and blood relatives. So many words have become taboo. Communication is a shame, and closeness is a shame. It is only natural to express your love for each other by demanding and slandering each other. What a sad fact this is.

23. Hurry up and make your mood better. You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!

24, people in the journey, everyone will inevitably encounter some unpleasant things, you have to learn to adjust, have time to climb mountains in the suburbs, walk in the fields! Look at the vast and distant sky; Feel the clarity and brightness of the mountain.

25, the heart is tired, the body is tired, the hand is loosened, and all love and hate are like the Yellow River water in the cup. Pure is the tenderness in the depths of memory, and sinking is the deep and humiliating regret.

26. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't help but leave like this, and I dare not be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.

27, love is tired, the heart is tired, a person with tired loneliness, to another quiet place to slowly repair the broken heart, careful care, don't let it worry about anyone, anything. ....

28. When your heart is tired, you should learn to sort out your thoughts, listen to your inner voice, don't be tired of fame and fortune, understand what your heart needs and doesn't need, and how to protect your heart from being hurt again.

29, many times, I feel very tired; There are also many times when I really want to close my eyes and never open them again. Maybe, then I won't feel tired, and I won't have the pressure of life.

30, happy things can not be forgotten, sad things to think less; Cherish happy days and work hard when you are in pain; The situation tomorrow is unknown, but at this time today, I wish you happiness.

3 1, if you like someone very much, it is enough to keep your friends at arm's length, which can last a lifetime. Don't expect to get close. Once people have greed, they are doomed to lose it.

32. Knowing that some ideals will never be realized, some questions will never be answered, some stories will never have an ending, and some people will always be familiar strangers, but they will still pursue, wait and fantasize.

33, tired, sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you. You cried, tears are your own; No one can feel your pain, so you can only smile with tears.

34. What makes me so confused? What makes me want to cry? The object that I don't need to listen to has lost the impulse to speak, only the sad heart is broken, and all my energy is quietly exhausted with time.

35. Everyone is pursuing a high-quality life. Everyone wants what they want. Everyone is busy all day, struggling, getting it, being happy for a while, not getting it, and suffering for a lifetime.

36. If you are tired, have a rest. Busy life, like clockwork, is imminent and has to be made; Hiding in an imaginary paradise, I was invited to see the changes in the world, and I just watched! I'm just running away!

37. Don't tire yourself out! You should learn to be optimistic, learn to look down, learn not to force, and learn to hide. Don't tire yourself out! Relax yourself in time, find an outlet, and decompress the tired mind.

38. Thinking about your retreat, your cowardice and failure, you never know what you are living for. I always feel guilty when I look at their hopes and disappointments again and again.

39. There are some barriers that I thought would be diluted by time, but I have worked hard for a long time, really for a long time, only to find that two people are still two parallel lines that will not meet at the end. So my heart is so tired that I really want to let go, regardless of the fetters of my children.

40. I often feel tired, not physically tired, but from the heart. A sincere person is easily hurt by feelings; Kind people are easily deceived by others. I think the more real a person is, the more tired he will live.

4 1, forget it, forget it, and replace your lament with silence. Don't cry or laugh, stop your weakness with strength. Don't think about it, don't look for it, and carry your loneliness with peace.

42. Always give yourself a vacation and learn to find a happy mood. Give yourself a little confidence, give yourself a little happiness and give yourself a smile. Why worry about unhappy life?

43. No matter what stage you are in, no matter how you adjust your mood, no matter how good your mentality is, when you are tired, you feel tired, painful and helpless.

44, the heart is tired, then give your heart a holiday! Some people may say, I have heard of giving people a holiday, but I have never heard of giving my heart a holiday. In fact, by the same token, my heart needs rest, comfort and relaxation.

He doesn't feel sad, but he doesn't know what it's like in his heart. However, he suddenly understood: his heart has long been numb now! He chewed the food in his mouth, as if it were made of mud, but if it was really made of mud, it should smell like mud!

46. People are always the subject of contradictions. They often fall into a secular one-way street in the confusion of hesitation and longing. They can't go far and can't go back. Man is really an elusive creature, and the only one who knows himself best is himself forever.

47. Most of the time, you don't understand, and neither do I. In this way, when you speak, you change. Listening is tiring. I'm tired of watching it. You will slow down when you follow. When you walk, you spread out. When you love, you fade. I forget it when I think about it.

48. My heart is very tired, so let it run aground on this beach. Although the night is long, there is always a sprint at dawn, and although the waves are dangerous, there is always a stop.

49. I have been feeling, and there is a trace of vicissitudes in my smile. Is it dull? Still eager? It's still a circle that goes on and on, but I struggle in the middle, but I can't get to the end.

50. Can people have a rest to refresh themselves when they are tired? The heart is tired, can you let the heart rest and restore the spirit? But I just want to keep it awake, so that I don't have to think so many things and I won't be so tired.

The body is very tired and the sentence is very depressed. 2:

1, exhausted, actually want to embrace tenderness.

2, now I am so tired, so tired, I want to cry but I have no strength.

Sugar is my life. When it is sweet, life is very happy. Life is very tired when it is not sweet.

It's tiring to miss you, but it's easier than loving you.

Being a man sometimes feels really tired, and sometimes I don't want to be a man.

6. Now I'm a little tired, as tired as a wild flower broken by the wind.

7, this road, too far, too long, will be tired.

8. I'm sorry, I'm tired of kneeling alone and crying, and I don't want to hear any more comfort.

9. We are too far apart and love is too tired.

10, I love you so tired, can you give me some time to catch my breath?

1 1. Wait until one day, you love someone as much as I love you, and you will know how tired I am.

12, my heart is so tired. I wish I could find a hand that can make me trust and reassure me to calm my heart, but there is no, I am not a cowardly person, strong and sensible.

13, I won't cry. I don't know how to cry. I can't cry. My heart is tired. I threw it away.

14, oh, I see. By the way, I'm still injured. I disappear.

15, I am finally tired, so tired, so tired, so I fell in love with silence.

16, deleted all memories.

17, have you been pretending for too long, and you are tired?

18, don't be surprised when I am silent. I'm just so tired.

19, not love, but love is tired.

20, escape is just an excuse, because my heart is still hurting.

2 1, I would rather never wake up.

22. I stopped expecting, waited quietly, and finally there was only a blank.

23, like a black cat, tired of the intrigue in the world.

24. I need enthusiasm every time, and any relationship I actively maintain makes me feel particularly tired.

25. Some things should be put aside.

26. I am really tired. Who can understand me? A smile is just a disguise.

27. Dead-set people live by a sense of pride.

28. If you can't touch happiness, it's futile to try again.

29. If your heart is tired, your tears will dry up. Ok, let's break up!

The world is so dark that I'm really tired.

Talking about love: love should be put into it and said simply.

1. Love is always more beautiful than reality, so is meeting and farewell. We thought we loved each other deeply. The years to come will let you know that it is only shallow. The deepest and heaviest love must grow with time. Love is so heavy, the same two people say when they break up, I think you are getting more and more strange.

2. Love can't meet all your requirements, including all your defects. No one will naturally let who should always prevail. You used to get these because the other person can get happiness in the process of giving, but if you keep demanding high standards, don't let the other person have a chance to relax, and don't accept the other person's true self, then such a harsh string will break if it is stretched too tightly.

3. To love someone, you don't have to be together forever. There are many ways to love. You may not have happiness. Some love is only suitable for deep hiding in the heart. It is wrong to say it. Some people are only suitable for watching from a distance. If they pass by, they will lose it. If they have already left, don't pester them. Love should be devoted, simply put.

4. Love itself is a book. I have read it countless times, but I don't know what its meaning is. Perhaps because of carelessness, perhaps the true meaning has been summed up. People are still people, just people. When they meet, know each other and fall in love, they will always draw different arcs in a delicate time and space stage.

5. Love is patient and kind; Love is not jealousy; Love is not boasting, not puffed up, and not doing shy things. I don't seek my own benefits, I don't get angry easily, I don't count others' evil, I don't like injustice, I just like truth. Everything is tolerant, everything is believed, everything is expected, and everything is patient. Love never stops.

When he doesn't love you, your love becomes his burden. Please don't calculate your own efforts, and don't expect any return. Love a person who doesn't love himself, so there is no return in itself. Never mind right or wrong. Will be happier.

7. Love is very simple, because everyone will say: I love you and will give everything for you! Love is difficult because not many people have made his promise. If you really love someone, you will love without commitment; If you don't love someone, you will betray your promise.

8. Love is always more beautiful than reality, both when we meet and when we say goodbye. We think love is deep, deep, and the years to come will let you know that it is only shallow, very shallow. The deepest and heaviest love must also grow with time.

9. Being disappointed and regretful because of expectation is also a kind of happiness. Because there are things you regret. To pursue love, and then find that love is always a thousand times. The most romantic love is not available. We can expect.

10. It often hurts not only one love, two human feelings, but also a relationship that lasts for many years and two passions to pursue true love. People who have been hurt in love are afraid of being hurt again. Once beaten, twice shy.