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My brother went to see a Chinese doctor and talked about it.
So it lasted for ten days. My uncle's brother came back from other places. This brother was almost raised by my mother. When he came back, he cried. He said to me, "I know there is a Chinese doctor hundreds of miles away." He's amazing. We'll get the number early tomorrow morning. He only sees 30 people a day. "
At eight o'clock the next day, we went to the clinic behind our mother's back. The doctor said, "Can you stand up and take two steps?"
Mom worked hard and took two steps. The doctor asked us to help mother to the hospital bed and said, "Do you know what's wrong?"
"Disc herniation." We say.
"no! It was the micro-dislocation that was not reset ten years ago, plus sprains these days. " The doctor said.
After that, the doctor grabbed his mother's foot and turned a foot to the left. Then turn right to the corresponding angle, and the left leg is actually shorter than the right leg. At that time, we were all shocked!
"Doctor, is it easy to cure?" I asked anxiously.
The doctor said, "it's not a problem to come to me!" " "
The doctor told his mother to turn right and lie on her side, then nodded her waist and said, "Cough." Mom has finished coughing. The doctor said, "Come down and stand facing the wall."
We were about to help when the doctor said, "No, let her come down by herself!" " "
My mother, who dared not move for ten days, turned out of bed by herself. Go to the wall and stand against it. The doctor asked his mother to hold the wall with both hands. Then I pushed my mother's ass and said, "Cough." Mother coughed.
The doctor said, "Well, go home!" Take some painkillers for ten days. "
We're going to help mom on the stretcher. The doctor said, "No, let her go out by herself."
Mom limped to the front of the car, with no painful expression, just eating a little more.
This is amazing! But why does such a good Chinese doctor only see 30 people every day? Fortunately, my brother knows, otherwise my mother really doesn't know how much she will be offended and suffer!
I've never seen such a sloppy doctor. When I was a child, I had a sore on my calf. My father took me to his old classmates for treatment. The beard of TCM is messy, and it is said that it specializes in treating various abscesses, hemorrhoids and otitis media.
There are many bottles and jars at home, which I thought were good medicine. Later, I learned that crickets were all raised there. He didn't sign up for medical practice either, and the patients were introduced by relatives and friends. I remember the first time I went, all he gave me was a detox cream, so I could go the next day.
The sore on my leg was swollen and painful all day, and I went to the doctor's house at night. The doctor uncovered the toxic plaster covered with pus and blood on my leg and took out a small medicine box while talking to my father. Then, he tore off a small piece of toilet paper, spit a little saliva on it and twisted it into a piece of paper.
Seeing the doctor's miraculous operation made me so sick that I forgot the pain. The doctor screwed wet paper into the bottle and stuck a lot of pink powder on it. Then I clamped it with tweezers and stuck it in the sore on my leg.
During the whole process, I didn't see a doctor wash my hands or disinfect me with alcohol. On the other hand, when the medicine is put into the sore, it immediately feels cool and really painless. When I went again the next day, I found that the original wound was gone and swollen. The doctor twisted the medicine into a ball with saliva and inserted it into the wound.
Later, the doctor took out a small glass bottle, poured some red powder into it, and gave it to my dad, saying that he wouldn't have to come tomorrow, so he could just apply the medicine himself. If it's not good, look again. This powder is a family heirloom of the doctor. He wouldn't give up easily if it weren't for his old classmates.
This bottle of powder is rarely used. After taking the medicine for three or four times, my sore was cured, but there was still some powder in the bottle. Two years later, another patient used this powder. He is my cat.
The big male cat at home went out every night and once disappeared 15. I don't know why there is a small hole in the fur on his neck, and pus and blood have formed a big scab, which still smells bad.
The old cat came home to beg for our help. My father and I put the old cat on the table, cut off the hair on its neck and found the hole. The old cat was surprisingly obedient this time and was at our mercy. I found a small medicine bottle and poured some pink powder on the small hole in the cat skin. Then, I wrapped the old cat in a bandage.
The old cat is naturally unhappy because of the bandage. He stood up and scratched with his claws. I raised my hand and patted its paw twice. Maybe the old cat understood and stopped scratching. In this way, change the medicine once a day, and after five days, the old cat's wound will be fine.
That was a long time ago. The doctor has passed away. It is said that his medical skills were passed on to his son. I only know that they still live in their hometown, but it's hard to find them again. But now that I think about it, his powder powder and the unique treatment method of old Chinese medicine still feel amazing.
Yes, we have an old man here who specializes in lymphoma, a refractory papule. More than 60 years. He didn't go to school either. When I was young, I went to the northeast to hatch chickens and exchanged skills with my boss.
At that time, there was no concept of practicing medicine at all, and the skills of eating were exchanged.
In our village, there are great people who treat burns and scalds. A man stepped into the iron basin and had to amputate after going to several hospitals. Finally, it was cured in our village and saved a leg.
Address: Shahe, Laizhou, Shandong, I know all about it.
Yes, when the child was born, the fetal poison, the head sore was thick and rotten, and all kinds of medicines were ineffective, which was very pitiful. Later, I found an old Chinese doctor, fried one medicine into powder, and added sesame oil. The stool became a bubble stool that day, and it was fine on the third day.
There are many Chinese medicine practitioners who have such medical skills and are not well-known. Such Chinese medicine practitioners are not college graduates, have no professional titles or certificates, and can't get on a justified platform. They can only survive in the cracks. They treat diseases that big hospitals can't cure, and patients are all passed on from mouth to mouth. Most of these doctors have certain medical skills. Otherwise, how can they survive in their homes, pharmacies and remote places? It is said that it is so. Some doctors can earn 20 thousand to 30 thousand a month. Can you say that he has no medical skills?
I met an old Chinese doctor who went to the Central News, specializing in treating patients with advanced cancer who were no longer accepted by the hospital. It doesn't matter what kind of cancer! Over the years, I don't know how many such terminally ill patients have been cured, and then two of them died. The second one died, but the family still insisted and sued the old Chinese doctor!
This is terrible. He has no medical license and qualification, and has been killed. All sorts of messy charges were laid on him, and then he went to prison. After sitting for two years, I got bladder cancer and cured myself! It was a sensation, and CCTV came to do an exclusive report, but unfortunately, he told the camera that he decided to wash his hands of it and stop practicing medicine. The secret recipe is in his mind, and no one will pass it on, and it will be cut off with his later death. ...
Isn't it a pity? Do you regret the pain? Do you want to hit your face?
Reminds me of a program that questioned the old Chinese doctor. On the program, the old Chinese doctor was not good at words and was speechless by the so-called experts. The old Chinese doctor specializes in acupuncture, and then the climax came. A polio patient who was cured by an old Chinese doctor came to the stage and said a word.
In the eyes of our patients, both experts and Chinese medicine practitioners who are not qualified to practice medicine are good doctors as long as they can cure their own diseases.
Yes After my mother's fracture operation, she didn't notice bedsore on her coccyx when she came home. It is as big and deep as a palm. She covered it with bedsore cream (a time-honored Chinese brand) bought in an alley in Luoyang. There is no need for debridement and washing, and the gauze covered with oil paper is tightly wrapped. Dressing every day stinks like pus [covering your face]. We also turn over two or three hours a day and magically recover for more than ten days. It's amazing to watch the red granulation grow every day.
Besides, because my mother didn't know the pain, she ground a big hole in her foot and kept running. When she went to the hospital to debride the bone, all the dregs were taken out. The hospital had to amputate [cover your face]. Because of an old problem, her legs and feet are numb and inconvenient. Besides, she was old and we wanted to treat her conservatively, so we took her home. We also use this bedsore cream to change her dressing every day. The magic thing is that the hole in the thumb has become bigger [like] [like].
Tell the truth! I am so grateful to Chinese medicine! Saved my husband's life! I cured my husband's liver cirrhosis with Chinese medicine! Maybe I said that people don't believe me! Indeed, even I can't believe it. I ate the Chinese medicine powder I prescribed! Although Chinese medicine powder is a little expensive!
2065438+March 2007, I found a red spot on my husband's neck. Some netizens asked me to press it with a toothpick and then release it to see if I pressed anything, but after releasing it, red appeared as quickly as a spider mole. I tried to press it several times, and it appeared soon after I released it, confirming that it was a spider mole. The netizens in the group suggested going to the hospital for examination. He refused to go, saying that he had nothing uncomfortable and could eat and sleep. He said he was not ill. I scared him! I said I couldn't go back to my hometown to see it. He said that everything would start at once. Going back to my hometown in winter, I said, can your illness wait until I go back to my hometown? What if the delay is serious! He said no, and if so, there was nothing he could do. I begged him for the simplest blood test, and he promised to go to the hospital for a blood test the next day. The virus is in the range, and the blood and liver function are normal! He looked at the list and said, look! I said I was fine, but you scared me every day that I had cirrhosis. Believe in science! Look at his checklist. I said I don't believe in B-ultrasound. He said he would do nothing. Seriously, even the third-class hospitals in Xinjiang may not be able to find out his cirrhosis.
I observe his neck every day and find that the spider mole is getting bigger and bigger, and his face is red and black. I said too much. He doesn't care if he has a spider mole on his neck. If I say too much, he will say I hope he dies soon! Later, I dare not say more, even if I see more and more spider moles, I dare not say more. If I say more, he will say I hope he dies soon! From June 2065438 to June 2008, we went back to our hometown and found an acquaintance doctor in the Affiliated Hospital of Luzhou, Sichuan. We asked him to check his blood, and the results of magnetic resonance vibration showed cirrhosis and shadows on his liver. The doctor suggested strengthening MRI, and the next day he said there was hemangioma on the liver! The doctor said that many people have hemangioma. At present, there are only antiviral drugs and Biejia Ruangan tablets for liver cirrhosis. The doctor said that even if you take a tortoise shell soft liver tablet for three to five years at your age, it may not be reversed. Moreover, tortoise shell soft liver tablets are unaffordable for ordinary families, and then his parents and daughters will be fine to go home. I can't worry for a day, and people still pretend that nothing happened! What a big heart this family has! What a good attitude!
When I returned to Xinjiang after 20 18, I was so worried that I couldn't sleep day and night. Finally, I became anxious. He doesn't care about anything for a day. When he can't sleep every day, he checks his condition and reads medical books online. I don't know if other soft liver tablets can't afford more than 3 thousand a month. I made up my mind to prescribe Chinese medicine for him myself. Unexpectedly, although the medicine was a little expensive, it actually cured his cirrhosis! What a miracle!
After eating Chinese medicine powder, the spider moles on the neck, behind the neck and on the ears are slowly receding. 20 18, I didn't make any money and didn't go back to my hometown. He didn't check them in those two years. He said he was scared to death because he had too many tests! He forgot that he had cirrhosis. Oh, my God! What a big heart! All I remember is that he has cirrhosis. I often remind him that he actually asked me after half a year. He said I didn't have cirrhosis! Oh, my God, I'm in distress situation. I can forget that I got such a serious illness. Who is this and what is my heart? Who can tell me! On June 5438+ 10, 2020, we went to Luzhou Affiliated Hospital and asked the doctor to directly prescribe enhanced magnetic resonance imaging and blood tests. Blood tests are normal. The enhanced MRI didn't say liver cirrhosis, but it clearly said hepatitis! I laughed and cried happily when I got this inspection report! As soon as you entered the doctor's office, the doctor said that you had liver cirrhosis, and it took so long to check. He said he was working outside, so he told the doctor that I had cirrhosis! The doctor took the test results to see what medicine to take after liver cirrhosis was cured. He said antiviral drugs and traditional Chinese medicine. The doctor said to continue taking antiviral drugs and check them every three months.
He went to the hospital again. The doctor looked at the computer and said that he had cirrhosis. He whispered to the doctor that I had cirrhosis! The doctor looked at the computer again and said, Oh! Liver cirrhosis 20 17, liver cirrhosis was checked last year, and color Doppler ultrasound and blood test were checked this year. I'm glad to get the test results. Everything is all right! I cured my husband! My husband said that I gave him all the days after his liver cirrhosis was cured. He said that I saved his life! You will spend the rest of your life with me!
Let me talk about this doctor. It happened that he didn't give his name, and I didn't take a positive photo of him.
This was recommended by my mother's neighbor. The neighbor was diagnosed with breast cancer for 4 years, accompanied by decreased renal function. My husband has been away from diabetes for several years, and his family is financially tight. I had an operation after I found out my illness, but I didn't go to chemotherapy once. It's too far and expensive, so I dragged someone to find this doctor.
In recent years, neighbors have been taking his medicine and never go to the hospital again. Two children take care of four children. I am really convinced! It is said that people are thin now, but they are also energetic.
My mother has been diagnosed with cancer for more than 4 years, during which she metastasized twice. Two major events happened in the middle, which particularly affected her mood. The tumor grew very fierce. It is strongly recommended that patients must stay away from garbage people and objects and take care of themselves.
Chemotherapy 16 times, targeted drugs for more than half a year, three operations, colostomy, renaturation, nephrostomy, and various expensive traditional Chinese medicines and products that enhance immunity are all difficult to control. I admire my mother's tenacious vitality!
I have seen it before in Chinese medicine department of cancer hospital, provincial Chinese medicine department or Tongrentang. There are hundreds of medicines, and sometimes one more is needed. Listening to neighbors say that doctors are sitting at home, which sounds less formal and has never been there. This time, a dead horse is a living horse doctor.
The clinic is really simple. The basement of the community. He lives on the third floor. It is said that there are two other places to visit at home.
His diagnostic steps:
1. Check the report and medical record book and ask about the medical history.
2. Ask about the family children's situation, occupation, mood and sleep;
3. Pulse diagnosis and blood pressure measurement;
4. Keep talking and let my mother talk more.
5. Prescribe medicine, ask taboos and take medicine.
I am very moved by the irregularity of routine. As a psychological counselor, I know the high correlation between physical illness and psychological factors. This doctor does not just look at the condition, but makes a comprehensive judgment.
After all, diseases with the same symptoms may not have the same causes, so the right medicine is needed. This is why many patients say that the same medicine will have different results for people with the same disease.
I also appreciate giving my mother a chance to express herself. I didn't preach as a teacher, I just listened. Very good!
Dr. Jia is over 70 years old and is really serious and responsible!
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