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Talk about deer rice

Lu Han is a pure Beijinger;

Lu Han will do radio exercises with Lay;

Lu Han likes the nickname "Beijing Deer" very much;

Lu Han often reads messages from Weibo fans until late;

Every time Lu Han calls Shixun, he calls seriously, and the members will laugh.

Lu Han has a good relationship with Shixun because Lu Han has a great sense of existence in front of Shixun;

Lu Han's stubble is the joke of the members;

Both the layman and Lu Han like fangs;

The dialogue between Ray and Lu Han is super naive;

One of the great joys of Lu Han's life is to shake his arm when Lay plays TR and shake the role of Lay to death.

Lu Han is not a liar;

Lu Han has the spirit of getting up;

Lu Han wants to try flip-flops at the airport;

Lu Han likes Shi Xun's feeling of sticking to himself;

With Lu Han around, Shixun will basically stick to it;

Shixun couldn't help liking Lu Han and taking Lu Han as his brother.

Shixun often said in front of members that Lu Han was his long-lost brother;

When amateurs are funny, Lu Han is at a loss. When it hurts the most, he will smile and kneel down with a stomachache.

Shi Xun Lu Han spent more time together, and Shi Xun would also say that eggs hurt;

Lu Han is a little allergic to wine;

Lu Han's high school science scores are better than liberal arts scores;

Lu Han likes all kinds of sugar and very spicy food.

Grandpa Lu Han's generation is a soldier, and both parents are businessmen, which is a military family;

Lu Han was called Lubao in high school;

Lu Han seldom gets angry. The only time he was angry was during the school basketball game. The opposing player intentionally bumped into a buddy of the Lu Han team after jumping up and shooting. The buddy hit the ground face down and didn't get up for a long time. Lu Han wanted to hit him at that time, but a teacher was held back by others.

Lu Han is a man at a critical moment. He usually plays football and shakes his arms. "Brother ~ bring me a bottle of water ~ bring me a bottle of water ~";

Lu Han is absolutely afraid of strangers, and he will play tricks when he is ripe;

During the Sichuan earthquake, Lu Han will call a friend to help him donate 1000 yuan.

Lu Han was very good at math in high school, and once he did badly in the exam. Then he said "hate, hate, hate" and wrote "hate" all over the paper.

Lu Han almonds are allergic to eating too much, but when they are greedy, they can't care so much;

An anecdote in Lu Han: Lu Han once went to the suburbs to play. He and a buddy went to play on the ridge first. Soon they all came back. This guy is covered in mud. It turned out that he accidentally fell into the ditch. Lu Han and his friends continue to play on the ridge. Lu Han especially showed off to his friend how he fell and was still dancing and imitating. This is where he fell when he stepped on the air! "Then he really fell down.