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Want to learn martial arts?
People who are 20 years old and have no foundation should not learn martial arts for self-defense. First, martial arts should be displayed at any time. Really need a foundation. Without long-term practice and muscle memory, it's really just a show. Secondly, even if there is a basic martial arts, whether it can win in street fighting is inconclusive, because now martial arts has been improved, and most martial arts routines without the guidance of famous teachers are really showy, and the actual combat type is full of doubts. Therefore, as a long-term martial arts practitioner who has survived various group fights since childhood, I would like to make a few suggestions: First, if you must learn martial arts for self-defense, joint skills are the fastest and most practical, that is, grasping, you need to find someone to cooperate and practice more, and you can start your career in a month or two. The biggest advantage is that the arrest can subdue the opponent, without causing fatal injury to the other party, and there is no need to worry about taking legal responsibility; Second, don't be superstitious about martial arts. Not everyone can become Huang Feihong after practicing martial arts. This is also talented. Learning martial arts depends on understanding. The gaudy movements in the routine are not necessarily more practical than inserting eyes and licking anus; Third, the public security force in China is very strong now, and patrolmen can be seen in almost every street. It only takes a few minutes to call the police. Fourth, in an unhelpful crisis, please give up the idea of fighting each other with martial arts and greet each other with anything. Girls can pack anti-wolf spray in their bags, which is much more powerful than martial arts. Male compatriots can bring their own blunt objects and meet each other's knees in times of crisis, which can make them lose their ability to act and is not fatal; In the case of one-to-many, please don't believe everyone's corner kick, which will only make you fall into an embarrassing situation of no retreat and no ability to fight back. The correct way is to move to an open area and beat them all with your steps, or escape to an alley with a retreat, so that the other side can only fight you one-on-one. I hope it helps you.
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