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What was the most unhygienic college roommate you met in college?

User 1:

My former roommate had a girl, simply! Well, I can hardly see her taking a big bath. I always see her washing her face and feet, but I seldom see her washing her ass, let alone taking a good bath. She has constipation, too. She only defecates once a week, with thin limbs and a big belly. I think it's constipation. She's covered with pimples. She always likes to sit on the bed and scratch hard with her hands. Every day when she goes back to the dormitory, she goes straight to bed, sometimes with her face and face. Once, she was not in the dormitory, and we were curious about the smell of her pajamas. Hardly had she put it on the chair when we girls smelled it. It is sour and refreshing, and we will never forget it.

Her pajamas are white with broken flowers, and she has worn black and can't see the flowers. Most importantly, she has a handsome and clean boyfriend. Then we always secretly said that when her boyfriend did something bad with her, what was it like to touch her pimple skin, and then she never washed it below, which was not smelly or disgusting? I also took it. Fortunately, I only lived with this girl for half a semester, then I was divided into classes and didn't live in a dormitory. God opened my eyes!

Netizen 2:

My roommate noticed from freshman year that there was only one bottle of shampoo in his washbasin. There is no toothbrush, toothpaste or facial cleanser. I wash the sheets once every half semester, but I have never seen my underwear changed. I remember most clearly that I took a bath before the National Day holiday, and the second time I took a bath until New Year's Day. I haven't brushed my teeth for three years, which is what I have ever seen. Guess you never brushed your teeth in high school and junior high school? Never brushed it in your life? I haven't seen my own cup in college for three years, and I've been using someone else's.

Netizen 3:

When I was studying in America, I shared a dormitory with an Indian woman. I am really speechless. Every Monday, the dormitory manager will check the dormitory. If she fails, she will be fined 50 dollars. When I helped her make the bed, I found her booger all over the sheets! My underwear is thrown directly on the floor of the shower after taking a shower, and I want to throw up after taking a shower! Once in the dormitory, I immediately walked barefoot, never mopping the floor, my feet were dirty, and I went to bed without taking a shower! Underwear is thrown everywhere. Really, I don't want to talk about it. It makes me sick to think about it.

Netizen 4:

In our girls' dormitory, there is a great roommate, whose athlete's foot stinks. Taking off her shoes will kill people. Once she fell asleep and came back in slippers, which woke us alive. Her armpits stink, too Once I pulled out my armpit hair in the dormitory and smoked everyone in our dormitory all night, afraid to go back to the dormitory. These main reasons are not because she was rejected, but because she didn't pay attention to hygiene!

We are in the south, and we don't take a bath in summer, let alone in peacetime. No matter how dirty and smelly the clothes are, they have to be piled up in two piles before they can be washed (the underwear is moldy). That doesn't count. I don't wash my hands in the toilet. The most annoying thing is that I don't flush the toilet regardless of size! Obviously beriberi is very serious, but I don't like hygiene every day. Don't wash your hands and grab something to eat after the deduction. Now I want to throw up.

Netizen 5:

I went to college in Xinjiang, and most of the famous classmates were fine. Just one classmate from Henan made me feel terrible. I just started school, and it was there. Finally exposed. I cleaned it at noon. After that, his slippers disappeared. He searched my closet. A few days later, my new pair of Jordan shoes disappeared. I really can't figure it out. I didn't steal his shoes, but why did he steal mine?

The second thing, I bought a computer and the system was broken by me. As a result, one day he said that your broken computer was not as good as my two thousand dollars! The third thing, let me know him more firmly. He only has two pairs of socks, and he hasn't washed them for more than 20 days. The dormitory has long been smelly by him, and the whole dormitory can't stand him.

Netizen 6:

There was a fat man in my university who didn't wash his luggage once from leaving to graduation for four years. That smell, if you want to open the window in summer, you can't stand it if you don't open it. He is fat, loves meat, only washes his face, doesn't brush his teeth and doesn't like taking a bath. One night he slept in the second bunk, and I saw that the inside of his thigh was particularly white. How do you think? Some busybodies find that they never take a bath, and other places are dirty. The inner thigh is ground back and forth by walking, so that piece is very white. I can't wear socks when I never wash them, so I put them under the bed and bought ten pieces of seven pairs. Wash only when the bed can't hold it, one big basin at a time. Then they tied their socks, strung them into a rope, hung them on the bed, and began to cycle again.

I snored all night. The dormitory was open in summer, but it was really noisy once. At 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, I plan to move a small stool in the corridor to play with my mobile phone. You go out from the next door, and several people in the dormitory opposite are sitting there smoking. I said how to sleep, but how to sleep? This snoring makes the house almost noisy. How can people sleep?