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Why are people on Peach Blossom Island all dumb?

According to Jin Yong's novels, Dong Xie is eccentric, and he doesn't like adulterers, traitors, people who bully the good and are afraid of the evil.

So when he met these people, he grabbed the Peach Blossom Island without killing them, cut off their tongues, deaf their ears and trapped them as servants.

The reason is that they are afraid to reveal the martial arts of Peach Blossom Island and overhear the secrets of Peach Blossom Island.

the first kind of people: flower pickers. Such people include Wu Caihua such as Tian Boguang and Yun Zhonghe, and Wen Caihua such as Ximen Qing. At the level of these people, it should be a big rape. Will Huang Yaoshi have a crush on such a person? No. Because, Peach Blossom Island is Huang Yaoshi's home, besides where he lives, which of the ladies such as Mrs. Huang, Huang Rong, Guo Fu, Guo Xiang and Cheng Ying is not a beauty? How can so many perverts look around to reassure Dong Xie? It's not good for a silly aunt to lose her virginity. Plus Huang Yaoshi's own sexual psychology is not very healthy (this is the textual research of Mao's 17th eldest brother). A simple love between Chen Mei and blood shed makes the Jianghu, and it is estimated that a few experts around him have long been trained by Huang Dage.

the second kind of person: the person who poisons and enchants. These people are evil enough, for example, a leader in Huashan is despised; The mere mention of Lan Fenghuang's name makes people's scalp tingle. Will Huang Yaoshi have a crush on such a person? No, for the same reason, can these people not resent being caught and disabled? Of course, it is difficult for them to succeed in poisoning Huang Yaoshi, but there is always a chance to poison his family. Isn't it depressing to be poisoned every day?

Furthermore, Ouyang Feng, the western poison, was the ancestor of poison. "Who are you going to show a group of poison experts by saying that they are wicked?" Who are you trying to satirize? Even if there is no irony, we have established a system of security and mutual trust. What are you doing with these people? Are you trying to get some weapons of mass destruction against me? Do you want to learn from a country as a rogue country? " -it is inevitable that Ouyang Feng will think so. Why should East Evil ask for trouble?

the third kind: Jiang Yang thieves and bandits and bullies. But these people say that they are black and evil forces when they are big, and they say that they are gangsters when they are small. If Huang Yaoshi catches a few slappers to make up the numbers, he will certainly be laughed at. Catch some real thieves. Can a man of high quality let you be dumb? Can they not hold grudges? E-day, Yin several office directors are Jiang Yang thieves, but their status is high, at least Yin Susu dare not dismiss them. They should be friends as well as servants with the Yin family. By the same token, it's unrealistic to kill a happy person like Huang Yaoshi.

even so, they have another serious injury-they are not elegant enough. Looking at Jin Yong's novels, there are few all-rounders in the Jiang Yang Thief, and most of them are the masters of the knife edge. A petty bourgeoisie man like Huang Yaoshi can speak the same language as these louts? When you talk to him about literature, they don't know many words; Talk to him about history, and he will know who his grandfather is; Talk to him about math. He's 36 cents a catty of cabbage, and it's unclear how much it costs to get along with such people. Isn't Huang Yaoshi depressed to death? Therefore, the chances of such people are very small.

the fourth kind: corrupt officials. Finally got to the point. I think that's the kind of people that Huang Yaoshi mainly catches.

People all over the country hate such people, and there is no doubt about the nature of these people committing heinous crimes. Moreover, they all deserve to die, and they will not be regarded as cruel by others if they catch one and kill it. More importantly, they are all intellectuals, and they all passed the civil service examination (sorry, the imperial examination). In those days, they were not ministers, directors or managers, or heads of scientific research institutes. There is still quite some ink in each belly. Huang Yaoshi took out a painting, and they knew whose handwriting it was. Huang Yaoshi that a word, they know which everyone's original; Huang Yaoshi's interest came to fill in a song "Like a Dream", with a few dumb servants next to him, or clapping and admiring his mouth; Or slightly shake your head and gently twist your long beard to make a chant; A little more expert thoughtfully, immediately and a song "Bodhisattva Man", "Nian Nu Jiao", Huang Yaoshi from the side to appreciate while pointing out a thing or two, and attracted all the servants to praise the sigh, isn't it quick!