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What is the complete line of eating noodles?

Chen: Director. Are you looking for an actor? Director, director, do you think I can? You see ...

Zhu: OK, OK, I'll let you try.

Chen: Hey!

Zhu: Here it is-eating noodles.

Chen: (slightly surprised) Eat noodles!

Zhu: Look, this is a bowl of noodles.

Chen: Hey! I didn't eat today.

Zhu: What did you say?

Chen: Ah-I said I would work hard today. Hehe, I have to work hard.

Zhu: Come on, let's get ready first. Ok, all our departments are paying attention. Makeup, costumes and props are all ready.

Chen: (looking at the bowl and talking to himself happily) Noodles with gravy!

Zhu: Hey. The location of the camera, let's get closer. Hey, okay.

Chen: (eating noodles secretly makes a noise)

Zhu: Hey, hey! What sound! (Pause for a moment) Quiet! Ah!

Chen: Shh-be quiet.

Zhu: Hey. The lighting room, our actor's performance area is here, right here. (Backstage: OK, OK)

Chen: (continuing to steal noodles)

Zhu: What's that noise? Be quiet!

Chen: Shh-[Audience Laughter] (Whispering) Don't laugh!

Zhu: All departments are stepping up preparations. (walking towards Chen) Ah, the actor's play is (finding him eating noodles)-hey! Why did you eat it?

Chen: To tell the truth, I didn't have breakfast today. I'll make a mat first.

Zhu: We haven't started shooting yet!

Chen: (pointing to the surface of the barrel) Never mind, I think there is another barrel over there!

Zhu: (Helpless) Eh, this scene is like this.

Chen: Ah.

Zhu: You have an appointment with your girlfriend to go to the movies at 8 o'clock tonight. ...

Chen: Ah! Love drama. (excited) Ouch ~ ~ This-

Zhu: (looking at his watch) Er-now it's …

Chen: Hey, director, I like watching romantic movies since I was a child.

Zhu: Don't bother, it's already 8 o'clock.

Chen: Hey, it's eight o'clock.

Zhu: You are eating noodles, and your girlfriend calls you. After eating noodles, put down the bowl and run out.

Chen: Oh … put down the bowl and run out. That's all for fun.

Zhu: One word * * *.

Chen: Two words.

Zhu: Hey, what's your hurry?

Chen: I'm in no hurry.

Zhu: Let me say a few words. What's your hurry? ...

Chen: Yes, I'm in no hurry.

Zhu: No, I said a few lines. What's your hurry?

Chen: Yes, I'm really in no hurry to direct.

Zhu: (impatiently) I said a few lines. What are you talking about? ...

Chen: (grabbing words and showing helpless expression) It's two lines. I'm in no hurry. ...

Zhu: (loudly) OK! Stop it!

Chen: Hey. Yes

Zhu: Stop it!

Chen: Ah, I won't talk about it.

Zhu: One * * * two lines, you are right.

Chen: (a little understood) What I said.

Zhu: What's your hurry? Give me a minute.

Chen: Oh, I seem to understand. I told you.

Zhu: Hey, tell me what you said.

Chen: Eh (I haven't recovered yet).

Zhu: You said.

Chen: (glancing at the director) Hmm. That's it?

Zhu: Why do you say that? Of course, you have to be emotional.

Chen: Oh, be emotional. (impatient) Hi! Why are you in such a hurry? Give me a minute!

Zhu: Alas, you are already late. Please apologize.

Chen: Oh, I'm sorry.

Zhu: Ah, yes!

Chen: Sorry ~ ~ ~ Hey! What's the hurry? I said, give me a minute.

Zhu: Stop ... You have to talk while eating!

Chen: Talk when you eat. It's not easy (talking while eating). What's your hurry? ...

Zhu: Stop, stop, stop. You really filled this bowl of noodles. Find some of this feeling of eating noodles.

Chen: (delighted, unbelievable) Really, let me have a bowl ————————— Oh, it's full.

Zhu: All our departments are paying attention. Let's take a look at the actors' play first, and start shooting immediately. All right, come on. I'm ready.

Chen: (hands over the bowl) Why don't you eat first?

Zhu: (Helpless. Use your hand to signal him to eat)

Chen: Then I-I'm welcome.

Zhu: Get ready. Here we go. —————— Say. Hey, stop, stop, stop eating!

Chen: Oh, be busy. All right! No problem. (stuttering)

Zhu: Ah, right, right, right, right. Go ahead, tell me what's your hurry.

Chen: (Ignore him and continue to eat)

Zhu: Say the lines! What's your hurry!

Chen: (chatting while eating) What's your hurry? Give me a minute.

Zhu: Yes, yes, busy, don't stop! The more intense this is, the more it can show the character ... Hey, turn the bowl over! Turn it over! Okay, okay, okay. Put the bowl down!

Chen: (reluctantly)

Zhu: Put it down! Put the gun down. Run out! Run, run, run.

Chen: (a little tired, I can't run)

Zhu: Good! Come back. Come back.

Chen: (Touching his mouth while walking)

Zhu: Hey ~ ~ How do you feel?

Chen: Hey ~ ~ It tastes good!

Zhu: What's delicious?

Chen: Noodles. Salty!

Zhu: That's not what I asked you. (Hands on his shoulders) Let me ask you this-how does it feel?

Chen: (touching his stomach) I'm full!

Zhu: (Helpless) It's all twisted. Look at that.

Chen: No!

Zhu: I asked you how you felt about that scene just now. The feeling of this play.

Chen: Drama-nothing.

Zhu: How can you not feel it? This play-

Chen: Oh, no, it just feels good, that's all.

Zhu: Well, I can't ask too much of you. Come on, come on. ...

Chen: Hello, Director. Let's just say. You must be strict with me. Ah. Look what's wrong with me-you can criticize me, scold me or hit me. As long as I can be famous, I'll ... er, right-I, I slipped up again. As long as we're all working, right? You said this. ...

Zhu: OK, OK, here, you serve noodles.

Chen: Raw noodles.

Zhu: Raw noodles. (Repeat several times)

Chen: Hey. This is the only bowl.

Zhu: Come on, serve the noodles quickly.

Chen: Hey!

Zhu: OK, let's pay attention to all departments. We're officially shooting.

Chen: (I can't squat. I can't eat any more.

Zhu: Sheng Man. That's right. All right, all right. Get down! Get down! Get down a little, okay. Official shooting!

Chen: (I can't squat. Half squat. Yes, it's official.

Zhu: Get ready!

Chen: (I have to squat down)

Zhu: OK. Cheer up. Cheer up. Okay. Be natural.

Chen: Hey, do you think this is natural?

Zhu: Hey, hey, relax. Relax, relax, relax.

Chen: (Falling slowly along the trend)

Zhu: How did you-

Chen: I am too loose.

Zhu: You mainly want to relax and find the feeling of relaxation.

Chen: (going down again)

Zhu: (loudly) Are you ready? That's it.

Chen: That's it?

Zhu: Just remember, and don't feel like acting intentionally.

Chen: I just want to-don't feel it?

Zhu: (Nothing to say) Well, I don't feel anything. Come on!

Chen: (I always say "no feeling")

Zhu: Get ready! Eat noodles! Busy eating! Say! Tell me! Tell me!

Chen: Er-no feeling!

Zhu: Stop!

Chen: (still eating)

Zhu: Stop! What? I don't feel anything!

Chen: Nothing.

Zhu: Why don't you feel anything?

Chen: What you said doesn't feel anything.

Zhu: What line?

Chen: The line is "What's your hurry?"

Zhu: You ...

Chen: Hey, Director, don't criticize me either. I'll have another bowl.

Zhu: OK. Let's go Get ready.

Chen: Hey (weak answer).

Zhu: OK. Eat! Official shooting! Get ready! Cheer up and be natural. Action!

Chen: (Eat noodles quickly)

Zhu: Say it! Go ahead!

Chen: Words!

Zhu: Say your lines!

Chen: lines!

Zhu: Wrong! Stop.

Chen: (Put down the bowl after eating)

Zhu: You ... (Prediction stops)

Chen: I-what's wrong with me?

Zhu: (Helpless)-Face the reality!

Chen: Still. Still eating!

Zhu: Noodles, noodles, noodles!

Chen: I feel fine (I can't even reach the bowl on the floor). The face is not full).

Zhu: Sheng Man. Full! You have to eat a bowl full of noodles.

Chen: OK-

Zhu: (Zhu picks up the bucket and pours it into the bowl)

Chen: Hey, Director, I, I, I eat, I ...

Zhu: OK, very good.

Chen: This-this is not edible.

Zhu: Don't panic, don't panic. Get down. Get down.

Chen: (Squatting down and getting up again)

Zhu: Get down!

Chen: I can't squat down here.

Zhu: Oh dear-props, get a stool. Come on, sit down, sit down.

Chen: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Zhu: OK, the camera is ready. Official shooting. I'm ready. Here we go.

Chen: (Pick the noodles to your mouth and put them down, so you can't eat)

Zhu: Eat noodles, you have to be busy! Busy eating! Busy eating! -Say something!

Chen: What's your hurry (burping)?

Zhu: Stop! Can you ... ...

Chen: (burps)

Zhu: OK?

Chen: (burps)

Zhu: Come back ~

Chen: What are you doing? I' m''''''''''.

Zhu: The curtain call is over.

Chen: Oh ~ That's still ~ ~