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What is the complete line of eating noodles?
Zhu: OK, OK, I'll let you try.
Chen: Hey!
Zhu: Here it is-eating noodles.
Chen: (slightly surprised) Eat noodles!
Zhu: Look, this is a bowl of noodles.
Chen: Hey! I didn't eat today.
Zhu: What did you say?
Chen: Ah-I said I would work hard today. Hehe, I have to work hard.
Zhu: Come on, let's get ready first. Ok, all our departments are paying attention. Makeup, costumes and props are all ready.
Chen: (looking at the bowl and talking to himself happily) Noodles with gravy!
Zhu: Hey. The location of the camera, let's get closer. Hey, okay.
Chen: (eating noodles secretly makes a noise)
Zhu: Hey, hey! What sound! (Pause for a moment) Quiet! Ah!
Chen: Shh-be quiet.
Zhu: Hey. The lighting room, our actor's performance area is here, right here. (Backstage: OK, OK)
Chen: (continuing to steal noodles)
Zhu: What's that noise? Be quiet!
Chen: Shh-[Audience Laughter] (Whispering) Don't laugh!
Zhu: All departments are stepping up preparations. (walking towards Chen) Ah, the actor's play is (finding him eating noodles)-hey! Why did you eat it?
Chen: To tell the truth, I didn't have breakfast today. I'll make a mat first.
Zhu: We haven't started shooting yet!
Chen: (pointing to the surface of the barrel) Never mind, I think there is another barrel over there!
Zhu: (Helpless) Eh, this scene is like this.
Chen: Ah.
Zhu: You have an appointment with your girlfriend to go to the movies at 8 o'clock tonight. ...
Chen: Ah! Love drama. (excited) Ouch ~ ~ This-
Zhu: (looking at his watch) Er-now it's …
Chen: Hey, director, I like watching romantic movies since I was a child.
Zhu: Don't bother, it's already 8 o'clock.
Chen: Hey, it's eight o'clock.
Zhu: You are eating noodles, and your girlfriend calls you. After eating noodles, put down the bowl and run out.
Chen: Oh … put down the bowl and run out. That's all for fun.
Zhu: One word * * *.
Chen: Two words.
Zhu: Hey, what's your hurry?
Chen: I'm in no hurry.
Zhu: Let me say a few words. What's your hurry? ...
Chen: Yes, I'm in no hurry.
Zhu: No, I said a few lines. What's your hurry?
Chen: Yes, I'm really in no hurry to direct.
Zhu: (impatiently) I said a few lines. What are you talking about? ...
Chen: (grabbing words and showing helpless expression) It's two lines. I'm in no hurry. ...
Zhu: (loudly) OK! Stop it!
Chen: Hey. Yes
Zhu: Stop it!
Chen: Ah, I won't talk about it.
Zhu: One * * * two lines, you are right.
Chen: (a little understood) What I said.
Zhu: What's your hurry? Give me a minute.
Chen: Oh, I seem to understand. I told you.
Zhu: Hey, tell me what you said.
Chen: Eh (I haven't recovered yet).
Zhu: You said.
Chen: (glancing at the director) Hmm. That's it?
Zhu: Why do you say that? Of course, you have to be emotional.
Chen: Oh, be emotional. (impatient) Hi! Why are you in such a hurry? Give me a minute!
Zhu: Alas, you are already late. Please apologize.
Chen: Oh, I'm sorry.
Zhu: Ah, yes!
Chen: Sorry ~ ~ ~ Hey! What's the hurry? I said, give me a minute.
Zhu: Stop ... You have to talk while eating!
Chen: Talk when you eat. It's not easy (talking while eating). What's your hurry? ...
Zhu: Stop, stop, stop. You really filled this bowl of noodles. Find some of this feeling of eating noodles.
Chen: (delighted, unbelievable) Really, let me have a bowl ————————— Oh, it's full.
Zhu: All our departments are paying attention. Let's take a look at the actors' play first, and start shooting immediately. All right, come on. I'm ready.
Chen: (hands over the bowl) Why don't you eat first?
Zhu: (Helpless. Use your hand to signal him to eat)
Chen: Then I-I'm welcome.
Zhu: Get ready. Here we go. —————— Say. Hey, stop, stop, stop eating!
Chen: Oh, be busy. All right! No problem. (stuttering)
Zhu: Ah, right, right, right, right. Go ahead, tell me what's your hurry.
Chen: (Ignore him and continue to eat)
Zhu: Say the lines! What's your hurry!
Chen: (chatting while eating) What's your hurry? Give me a minute.
Zhu: Yes, yes, busy, don't stop! The more intense this is, the more it can show the character ... Hey, turn the bowl over! Turn it over! Okay, okay, okay. Put the bowl down!
Chen: (reluctantly)
Zhu: Put it down! Put the gun down. Run out! Run, run, run.
Chen: (a little tired, I can't run)
Zhu: Good! Come back. Come back.
Chen: (Touching his mouth while walking)
Zhu: Hey ~ ~ How do you feel?
Chen: Hey ~ ~ It tastes good!
Zhu: What's delicious?
Chen: Noodles. Salty!
Zhu: That's not what I asked you. (Hands on his shoulders) Let me ask you this-how does it feel?
Chen: (touching his stomach) I'm full!
Zhu: (Helpless) It's all twisted. Look at that.
Chen: No!
Zhu: I asked you how you felt about that scene just now. The feeling of this play.
Chen: Drama-nothing.
Zhu: How can you not feel it? This play-
Chen: Oh, no, it just feels good, that's all.
Zhu: Well, I can't ask too much of you. Come on, come on. ...
Chen: Hello, Director. Let's just say. You must be strict with me. Ah. Look what's wrong with me-you can criticize me, scold me or hit me. As long as I can be famous, I'll ... er, right-I, I slipped up again. As long as we're all working, right? You said this. ...
Zhu: OK, OK, here, you serve noodles.
Chen: Raw noodles.
Zhu: Raw noodles. (Repeat several times)
Chen: Hey. This is the only bowl.
Zhu: Come on, serve the noodles quickly.
Chen: Hey!
Zhu: OK, let's pay attention to all departments. We're officially shooting.
Chen: (I can't squat. I can't eat any more.
Zhu: Sheng Man. That's right. All right, all right. Get down! Get down! Get down a little, okay. Official shooting!
Chen: (I can't squat. Half squat. Yes, it's official.
Zhu: Get ready!
Chen: (I have to squat down)
Zhu: OK. Cheer up. Cheer up. Okay. Be natural.
Chen: Hey, do you think this is natural?
Zhu: Hey, hey, relax. Relax, relax, relax.
Chen: (Falling slowly along the trend)
Zhu: How did you-
Chen: I am too loose.
Zhu: You mainly want to relax and find the feeling of relaxation.
Chen: (going down again)
Zhu: (loudly) Are you ready? That's it.
Chen: That's it?
Zhu: Just remember, and don't feel like acting intentionally.
Chen: I just want to-don't feel it?
Zhu: (Nothing to say) Well, I don't feel anything. Come on!
Chen: (I always say "no feeling")
Zhu: Get ready! Eat noodles! Busy eating! Say! Tell me! Tell me!
Chen: Er-no feeling!
Zhu: Stop!
Chen: (still eating)
Zhu: Stop! What? I don't feel anything!
Chen: Nothing.
Zhu: Why don't you feel anything?
Chen: What you said doesn't feel anything.
Zhu: What line?
Chen: The line is "What's your hurry?"
Zhu: You ...
Chen: Hey, Director, don't criticize me either. I'll have another bowl.
Zhu: OK. Let's go Get ready.
Chen: Hey (weak answer).
Zhu: OK. Eat! Official shooting! Get ready! Cheer up and be natural. Action!
Chen: (Eat noodles quickly)
Zhu: Say it! Go ahead!
Chen: Words!
Zhu: Say your lines!
Chen: lines!
Zhu: Wrong! Stop.
Chen: (Put down the bowl after eating)
Zhu: You ... (Prediction stops)
Chen: I-what's wrong with me?
Zhu: (Helpless)-Face the reality!
Chen: Still. Still eating!
Zhu: Noodles, noodles, noodles!
Chen: I feel fine (I can't even reach the bowl on the floor). The face is not full).
Zhu: Sheng Man. Full! You have to eat a bowl full of noodles.
Chen: OK-
Zhu: (Zhu picks up the bucket and pours it into the bowl)
Chen: Hey, Director, I, I, I eat, I ...
Zhu: OK, very good.
Chen: This-this is not edible.
Zhu: Don't panic, don't panic. Get down. Get down.
Chen: (Squatting down and getting up again)
Zhu: Get down!
Chen: I can't squat down here.
Zhu: Oh dear-props, get a stool. Come on, sit down, sit down.
Chen: Oh, thank you, thank you.
Zhu: OK, the camera is ready. Official shooting. I'm ready. Here we go.
Chen: (Pick the noodles to your mouth and put them down, so you can't eat)
Zhu: Eat noodles, you have to be busy! Busy eating! Busy eating! -Say something!
Chen: What's your hurry (burping)?
Zhu: Stop! Can you ... ...
Chen: (burps)
Zhu: OK?
Chen: (burps)
Zhu: Come back ~
Chen: What are you doing? I' m''''''''''.
Zhu: The curtain call is over.
Chen: Oh ~ That's still ~ ~
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