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Excerpts from the original text of humanoid activities

So he canceled his desire to drink tea, and he moved to a cane chair. Sit down, turn your back on the overturned door, and continue to suck the uneven tobacco particles of "Big Baby". Cigarettes have a bitter and smelly musty smell. He raised his eyelids and saw a banner hanging high on the wall: it's hard to be confused. The fine print is: it is difficult to be smart, it is difficult to be confused, and it is even more difficult to change from smart to confused. Let go, take a step back, and feel at ease now, not for good luck in the future. This is what Zheng Banqiao said. He bought it for a while. He tried to understand the essence of this chaotic philosophy. When he is in a good mood, he feels that this confused philosophy is rational, useful, wonderful and can stabilize people's hearts. Reading and smelling over and over again, he really has a sense of calmness and lacks nothing. He appreciates this subtle and popular generalization. You can masturbate, but you still show ridicule. Compared with Zheng Banqiao, he admitted that he was too shallow and impetuous.

However, when he was in a bad mood, now these four words are completely invisible to him. Lift your head, lift your eyelids, and lift your head from the couch. "It's hard to be confused." He wants to use Zheng Banqiao to soothe his bad mental state. Who knows, the more he looks, the more out of place. The more you look at it, the angrier it gets. What a rare confusion! Live in a muddled way, die in a muddled way, get married in a muddled way, have children in a muddled way, love in a muddled way, hate in a muddled way, harm others in a muddled way, and die in a muddled way ... What is life, philosophy, culture and history? Why should I come, live and go in such a muddle? If I had known I was so confused, why should I be reincarnated as a human being and walk in a daze this time!

Meowed, how can this person be so bad, so cruel, so cunning! Keep a cat and a dog. Needless to say, how close it is to you! Is to keep the bird that was born in the Woods and has been used to the wild for generations at home, feed it every day and it will follow you! Growing up in the temple fair, she has seen the yellow bird holding money: you put a copper coin in your hand, and the yellow bird flies around and sends it to its owner. People asked bird people curiously, how do you train birds? Why doesn't it fly? The bird tamer replied, nothing, just a handful of rice.

Jing Yi didn't dedicate a handful of rice to Ni Wucheng. It's the whole body, the whole mind, the whole self. After more than ten years of marriage, did she do anything sorry for Ni Wucheng? Can Ni Wucheng leave her and her home today? How much love, how much grace, he doesn't take it to heart at all? Not to mention, what a shameful thing he did just last year 1 1 month! Use it as an invalid stamp to deceive her, tease her and embarrass her. He didn't go home for three days in a row and went out to play. She and the children are poor and hungry. How is he? He is a delicacy. She and her children are poor roommates, flowers in a cold kiln. How is he? He is a rich young man in Sun's palace. It's funny, the wine stinks, and the family is frozen! In this way, a bandit, a heartless, treacherous, unfilial and unloving rogue, got the end he deserved. God has eyes, and disaster comes from his mouth. He is very ill, out of physical experience and dying. His life is at stake, separated from the palace of hades by a layer of paper! At that time, I really wanted to leave him alone, let him rot there, die there, roll up a broken mat and carry him out … but on second thought, it was my married husband, the father of my children. People's hearts are fleshy, speak from the heart, talk from heart to heart, talk from heart to heart. It is said that as long as kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle. Niwucheng Niwucheng, you are still alone. What kind of person are you born in? You are talking to people! You don't know anything about my kindness, my kindness, my bodhisattva heart, my self-help heart? I saved your life! I sold my last money to buy you medicine and cook dried noodles with eggs. Or was it born? You should eat well, and we girls should watch. I paid you back with my personal money! You run amok, lose your career, and let a woman who has no job, no income and the youngest three children support you. Aren't you ashamed? Don't you know anything about it? You don't know, okay? Don't you know this is love? You open your mouth to love and close your mouth to feel. You are disgusting and smelly. Which girl who spent your money and loved you came to see you? Where are all your shoes and socks? To tell the truth, this time I didn't expect that I could be so kind and sacrifice everything for a worthless thing. Maybe I really owe you the love of my life in my last life. I will use this kindness and love to feed wolves and raise tigers. Is it time for this wolf and this tiger to kiss me? And you, you are not a person, you are not as good as wolves and tigers as animals! You are eating, smashing pots, killing donkeys and kicking bridges! Kill us girls as soon as you find the reason! You are more poisonous than scorpions and more cunning than foxes! You lied to me so much ... you lied to me that I was pregnant again! Isn't it appropriate for you to say "despicable, dirty, barbaric and shameless" all day? Have you really never done the meanest, meanest, dirtiest, most barbaric and shameless thing? Don't you miss the yin of your Nijia ancestors for eight generations and want to get rid of harm and black heart? How can this thing be so bad, so insidious, so poisonous and so cruel! I really regret it, I really regret being so stupid! I thought my kindness could influence you! I thought you could be on the right track from now on! I thought you would pity yourself and us! This is what I am looking for, this is what I deserve, and this is what I am suffering! I deserve it! People, don't pity people! Man, you pity him, but he doesn't pity you! Man, if you are poor, whether it is new flesh and blood, husband and wife, father and son, if you are kind, you will lose your head and don't know what to do!