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How to post on WeChat Moments when pregnant? Creative sentences to announce pregnancy on WeChat

1. I have been very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight and you are busy growing up.

2. The enemy troops will arrive in seven months

3. I am going to be a father/mother!

4. Welcome new members.

5. One body, two heartbeats, the little happiness of a family of three~

6. Looking forward to your appearance, looking forward to your arrival.

7. The future is wonderful because of you.

8. In this world, there must be some small happiness waiting for us

9. Carrying you is really a hard and happy process!

10. The whole family boasted that I was pregnant, but I was actually pregnant. I don’t know if it’s a tragedy or a comedy.

11. If you don’t practice your front legs quickly, you will no longer be able to practice after the first three months of pregnancy.

12. If you are pregnant, you have to work hard for the sake of the child. Feeling better. Looking forward to your arrival

13. I used to be neurotic, and it got even worse after I was pregnant. Now I am very neurotic. Is it my problem?

14. I went to the hospital today to check that I am pregnant with Byun Baekhyun’s child

15. When old people see me now, they think I am pregnant with twins, so fat How much you don’t recognize me. Sentences used by expectant mothers to announce their pregnancy in WeChat Moments

Sentences used by expectant mothers to announce their pregnancy in WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. Looking forward to our new The family model 1?1=3! ?

2. I have a bad appetite recently, and I can eat enough for two people by myself. ?

3. You are growing up and I am not old yet. This is the happiest state of life! ?

4. I have been very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight and you are busy growing up. ?

5. Pregnancy in ten months is hard and happy, but it is all worth it. I look forward to your arrival?

6. There is a new member in the family! ?

7. With you, I feel very satisfied. ?

8. You are a baby for the first time, and I am a mommy for the first time. ?

9. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company! ?

10. My armor and my weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival. ?

11. In the next nine months, I have to eat for two people?

12. I have survived the most difficult times and met the happiest people. You are my weakness and me. The armor is my favorite?

13. Our two-person world finally has a "mistress"! ?

14. The light and shadow are romantic and beautiful. The joy of pregnancy is worthy of the grandest commemorative ceremony?

15. In this world, there must be some small things. Happiness is waiting for us?

16. Show off your belly. How many times can you have this form in your life? Although it is hard, it is very happy. Cherish the last 30 days of mother and child together?

< p> 17. Your little one is online. ?

18. I am alone, but I have two heartbeats. How wonderful! ?

19. The family ranking will be updated. ?

20. Although this is a hard time, it is a happy and wonderful time worth recording. Sentences for expectant mothers to announce their pregnancy in their circle of friends (Part 2)

1. I have been very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up. ?

2. The enemy will arrive in seven months. ?

3. I’m going to be a father/mother! ?

4. Welcome new members. ?

5. One body, two heartbeats, the little happiness of a family of three. ?

6. Looking forward to your appearance, looking forward to your arrival. ?

7. The future is wonderful because of you. ?

8. In this world, there must be some small happiness waiting for us. ?

9. Taking you with me is really a hard and happy process! ?

10. My whole family urged me to give birth, but I actually got pregnant. I don't know if it's a tragedy or a comedy.

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11. If you don’t practice your front legs, you will start to show your pregnancy after the first three months, and you won’t be able to practice anymore. ?

12. When you are pregnant, you have to work hard to feel better for the sake of the child. Looking forward to your arrival. ?

13. I used to be neurotic, but it got worse after I was pregnant. Now I am getting neurotic very quickly. Is it my problem? ?

14. Pregnancy is a good opportunity for nature to make women feel proud of being "fat" and feel at ease with being "fat". ?

15. When old people see me now, they think I am pregnant with twins. They are so fat that they don’t recognize me. Sentences used by expectant mothers to announce their pregnancy in WeChat Moments (Part 3)

1. I have gained a lot of weight recently, but all of it has gone to the person in my belly. ?

2. This "irritating little goblin" in your belly will reach the battlefield in 6 months! ?

3. My partner and I are going to “upgrade”! Congratulations to us! ?

4. There is a new member in the family. Is it a little brother or a little sister? ?

5. One body, two heartbeats, a family of three, this kind of happiness is enough! ?

6. Well...I became "Kangaroo Mother"/"Penguin Father"! ?

7. I will show my pregnancy in a few months, so don’t call me fat! ?

8. During today’s physical examination, I found out that I was pregnant with this gentleman’s child, and this gentleman was already crazy with joy! ?

9. My armor and weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival! ?

10. I have rented myself out for more than 9 months, and I am not considering renewing the lease for the time being. ?

11. I have a good appetite recently. After all, I have to eat for two people. ?

12. I’ve been eating sour food lately, you know...?

13. Every time you kick me in the stomach, the kind of feeling that comes to my heart spontaneously The feeling is called true "happiness". ?

14. My aunt will run away from home for nearly ten months from now on. ?

15. Ask a parenting expert for advice on how to do prenatal education. Wait online! ?

16. I kept dreaming about having a baby some time ago, but I didn’t expect it to actually come true! ?

17. Well...I have to give up coffee for more than 9 months...For you, I endure it! ?

18. The workload of cooking will become larger in the future. After all, the meal will be enough for three people! ?

19. From now on, there will be more drinking water containers at home---baby bottles, small clothes, shoes, and beds, all ready! ?

20. Our family’s Maggie (pet dog) is ready to be a sister! Sentences suitable for announcing pregnancy. Happy classic sentences for announcing pregnancy

1. I have a bad appetite recently, and I can eat enough for two people by myself.

2. There is a new member in the family!

3. I have been very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight and you are busy growing up.

4. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!

5. Your little one is online.

6. My armor and my weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival.

7. Our world of two finally has a mistress!

8. One body, two heartbeats I have never met, but I love you deeply.

9. You have me in your heart, and I have him in my belly!

10. Starting today, my aunt will run away from home for nine months!

11. You are a baby for the first time, and I am a mommy for the first time.

12. With you, I feel very satisfied.

13. Dear baby, the whole family is waiting for you.

14. Looking forward to our new family model 1?1=3!

15. The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in nine months

16. In the next nine months, I will have to eat for two people

17. Quite The hardest life, the happiest life, you are my weakness, my armor, and my heart

18. In this world, there must be some small happiness waiting for you. We

19. Family ranking is about to be updated.

20. Although this is a hard time, it is a happy and wonderful time, and it is worth recording

21. I am alone, but I have two heartbeats, how good it is!

22. You are growing up and I am not old yet. This is the happiest state of life!

23. The light and shadow are romantic and beautiful, and the joy of pregnancy is worthy of the grandest commemorative ceremony.

24. Pregnancy in ten months is full of hardships and happiness, but everything is It's worth it and I look forward to your arrival

25. Show off your belly. You can have this shape several times in your life. Although it is hard, it is very happy ~ Cherish the last 30 days of mother and child together

26. Every bit, it’s all about love and happiness

27. The little happiness that will grow up finally comes to us. Humorous and funny sentences on social media for gaining weight during pregnancy

Humorous and funny sentences on social media for gaining weight during pregnancy

1. Xiao Da Zhen who says that he is not fat, only his face is fat It's so cute, I want to take a bite of the cute bread face.

2. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I am helping them complete their unfinished business.

3. Gaining weight at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. Every time I go out to eat, my grandma always tells me that I am fat. It is so difficult.

4. You are fat and delicate, growing where you should, and you are good-looking and beautiful.

5. Don’t call others rude when you see them getting fatter!

6. Eat for me, eat hard, no one will want you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.

8. Don’t be discouraged. Although you don’t have an easy trip, you still have a body that keeps gaining weight!

9. I stand on your left side, but it seems like there is a Milky Way across you.

10. A fat man cannot beat others or run away from them, so he naturally has a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, affable, and leisurely are all words that describe us fat people.

11. A pair of trousers I bought last year turned out to be too short when I put them on this year. Then my dad said it was because I gained weight, so the trousers were stretched and became shorter.

12. Such a small distance, I can roll across it quickly.

13. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too much space, so I can never appear in your heart.

14. People who can’t control their mouths should stop making troubles about losing weight! Deserve it! Damn fat man!

15. There are only two ways for a fat man, either to die of obesity or to die of hunger. Fat people have only two ways out, either to get in better shape or to get a better mentality. Which sentence do you agree with?

16. When losing weight, sometimes it’s not that you can’t control your mouth, but that you don’t have a scale in your heart.

17. Did you accidentally gain weight again? Try to squeeze out the double chin! Run fast for 40 minutes straight today!

18. I still haven’t gained weight this winter, but I have gained three pounds compared to October.

19. When people reach middle age and become fat, they get all excited when it comes to losing weight!

20. I found that I seemed to be a little fatter, so I bought a slim-fitting skirt to encourage myself to lose weight. Part 2 of humorous and funny sentences in the circle of friends about gaining weight during pregnancy

21. It would be great if the weight could reach 100 and lose 20.

22. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. I worked hard to lose weight for half a year, but before I succeeded, I celebrated the New Year again.

23. Summer is here! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, fruits should not make me gain weight.

24. What’s missing? Neither of us knew clearly. People were stunned because they were fat, while I was angry because I was thin.

25. Fat people want to lose weight so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much. Let’s make their dreams come true, okay?

26. If I am still eating this thing at this point, I may think that I am gaining weight too slowly.

27. If you are fat, you are fat. Changing your hairstyle is all in vain.

28. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.

29. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

30. One day, I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

31. It’s better to let go of the hand you can’t hold as soon as possible, it’s too fat.

32. Summer is here again, it’s time to work hard to lose weight! Do you have any like-minded friends?

33. Easy to grow, it seems that fat girls can grow fat even if they drink water;

34. In such a cold weather this year, I actually feel okay, maybe it’s I gained weight and gained fat, hahahaha.

35. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".

36. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you two can sit on this board. cold? How could I be cold. I'm covered in fat.

37. Others say that I am very thin, but I am just not too fat.

38. People are stunned because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

39. I cried, my face is getting fatter and fatter, my limbs are still too thin, is this what weight gain looks like?

40. I am fat because there are many things in my mind that make it difficult to lose weight. Part 3 of humorous and funny sentences about gaining weight during pregnancy

41. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

42. The Chinese New Year is terrible! A few years ago, they were as light as a swallow and their posture was strong, but after this year, everyone has gained weight.

43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not exercising! ! ! So now I have gained weight again!

44. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "You have lost weight".

45. After walking a thousand steps, I didn’t even consume the energy of a bowl of rice, and I felt fat again.

46. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

47. Obesity is a breathing pain. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts if you regret not losing weight. It hurts if you hate not dieting. It hurts the most if you want to lose weight but cannot.

48. I was very thin before and I will be very thin in the future, so I have to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

49. Gain weight every day and never come back! I drank milk tea again today and had a date with Lu Chuan in the evening!

50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

51. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly stuffed sausage, the meat all over her body was tight. At this moment, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

52. Although you have a desire to lose weight, you end up with a fat life.

53. The most dedicated thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how much you neglect it, it will still never leave you!

54. I’m fat again, so drink beer and eat a piece of twice-cooked pork to calm down the shock.

55. If time is like killing a pig, then obesity is like killing a dragon!

56. After soaking in the hot springs, it’s time to go to Xiaguan for late-night snacks. I’m speeding on the road to gaining weight and will never return.

57. I accidentally gained another kilogram and started eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

58. The angle of taking a photo is really important. If you are not careful, you will make yourself look shorter and fatter.

59. I have been living a very happy life recently. It’s great to have a carefree life. Even though I’m fat, I’m also a Scorpion girl. Come on, keep fit!

60. If you are fatter than me, you will be recognized for your abilities.