Forty-five classic funny quotes about bald men

One of the classic funny sayings about baldness

1. I couldn’t sleep all night long, and I was losing a lot of hair. About to collapse.

2. I really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair

3. The rising hairline, the hair falling out... Nowadays, young people When we are young, we also start to have the trouble of "baldness".

4. As you get older, your hair becomes less and less.

5. I haven’t taken good care of myself recently. I am anxious, stressed, losing my hair, overworked and fat. I just want to lie down and shed tears.

6. Young people always stay up late, old people are bald

7. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair

8. I found that I have not wavered at all in the past few years. The only thing I persisted on, apart from eating and sleeping, was probably the only thing I could do to stop my hair from falling out.

9. There is another friend who, although not completely bald, has thin hair. Once he was wearing a wig and sitting in the office. I opened the door and looked at him a few times. Doubt: Why does this person look so familiar?

10. I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly told me that I was bald.

11. I have never used a comb again

12. My hair is falling out so much that I am considering whether to cut it shorter.

13. The pressure is so great that I can’t breathe. I only sleep two or three hours a day for a month. My hair is falling out in handfuls. I can’t tell anyone. Are you tired? I’m tired!

14. Because my hair is thin, each hair of mine has a name.

15. In order to save the hair gap that is as wide as a reclaimed plain, the only choice is to expose the hairline that is moving up day by day. The last resort of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

16. Every time I tidy up the fallen hair on the bed, I am amazed at the volume of my hair and how so much hair has fallen out.

17. Every time I wash my hair, I am worried about hair loss, but every time I stay up late, I get so high that I forget about it.

18. Can I stop my hair from falling out? If it continues to fall out, I will be bald. Can I stop growing hair in other places except my hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes? I really can’t shave it off.

19. My hair is getting thinner and my hairline is moving up. What have the years left for me?

20. Hair loss is very annoying. I feel that if I keep losing hair like this, I will be bald in a few years.

21. Hair loss is more terrifying for girls than for boys.

22. I have been in a state recently, with a lot of stress, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, and easy temper. Is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

23. Just grab it before taking a shower and you will get such a perfect bun. You can’t even get your hair bald! Classic Funny Sentences about Baldness Part 2

24. One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If the parents lose their hair early, most of their sons will also lose their hair early.

25. If you are unhappy, your hair will fall out, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

26. I lose my hair so much that I feel like I was a dandelion in my previous life.

27. In the past few days, I have been recalling my journey from associate degree to bachelor degree. I feel very emotional. I have turned to my check-in card several times and cried. Of course, I have witnessed the increasing progress of my career. boundary line.

28. It must be said that wearing a hat and cutting bangs are all to cover up the rising hairline.

29. I dreamed that I had lost a lot of hair.

30. Du Fu had a poem in his later years that said, "The white hair is scratched shorter, and the lust is too much." This means that the white hair on the head is getting thinner and thinner, and the hairpin that holds the bun in place can no longer be inserted.

31. Beautiful women in ancient times must have beautiful hair, called "dark clouds", so that they can wear various hairstyles to make themselves more beautiful. There are many prescriptions for treating hair loss, nourishing hair, and beautifying hair in the ancient prescriptions.

32. Even if you stay in a happy mood every day. Still can't stop my rising hairline.

33. I have seen this cartoon many years ago. The publication that published this work and the author have no memory of it, but the painting has not been forgotten to this day, which shows the deep impression of it.

34. I’m so bald. I burst into tears. Is the black sesame paste useful? Start growing your hair. Do you have any good suggestions? I started to take care of my hair after my exams during the day.

35. I have been losing a lot of hair recently. My mother said that my hair is thinner and dries faster after washing. This may really be my mother.

36. If he hadn’t taken the initiative to say hello, I wouldn’t have dared to recognize him. A colleague in the workplace is several years younger than me, but his hair fell out early, and the shiny forehead had to be covered up with a few strands of hair around it. Later, he went for a replantation, and he looked much more confident. .

37. Once, when I saw a photo a friend took of me, I discovered that the scalp was clearly visible under the hair on the top of my head. I couldn’t help but be secretly surprised that my hair had become so thin without knowing it. reached the point.

38. Things that seemed very simple before have become so complicated now. Such as long hair.

39. Although you look smart if you stay up late, your hair will fall out like a dandelion

40. I have been so busy these days that I started to lose my hair. My friend comforted me and said it was the change of seasons. , I always feel that it is likely to be discontinued.

41. Staying up late makes children who don’t have rich hair become even more bald and have long hair! Long hair! Long hair!

42. Only hair loss can persist for so many years

43. The hair I lost in the shower today broke the record again... Don't lose it again.

44. Adult life is not easy except for gaining weight and losing hair.

45. When I sweep the floor every day, I find a lot of hair, and I also comb my hair. Fortunately, I have a lot of hair, but I still lose a lot every day. Forty-five collections of funny copywriting for coworkers drinking together on WeChat Moments

Funny copywriting for coworkers drinking together and posting on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. Bold words and wine strengthen the courage of heroes. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

2. Feeling weak and unable to drink.

3. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

4. No one understands your frown, no one can accompany you when you get drunk, blame me for asking for trouble, I want to understand You feel bad.

5. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so why not drink one less cup?

6. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You talk nonsense and walk with your legs crossed. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it in the morning.

8. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

9. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

10. The theoretical basis of the winery battle is that small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, and it can take a long time to do it. Good thing, nothing can be done without wine.

11. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

12. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

13. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me not to drink because my stomach would hurt. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

15. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

16. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

17. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks and four houses will be ruined, and six drinks will enlighten you to the temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

20. Being able to drink two taels and five taels is a comrade that should be cultivated!

21. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

22. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, drinking ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

23. Lift your butt and drink again. Colleagues drink together and post funny copy to Moments (Part 2)

24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

25. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

26. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

27. Wine is the magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

29. Grassroots cadres who don’t drink have no expectations at all.

30. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

31. One drink for you, one for me, and we’ll dance together after drinking.

32. When there is no rain in the sky and drought on the ground, it does not matter if you use tea instead of wine. I will blame you for drinking so hard.

33. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

34. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

35. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

36. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

38. The sound of the thousand-year-old crane rests on the pillow, and the shadow falls on the Wulaofeng in the cup.

39. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I just hold on to the wall.

40. He who can drink without losing is a leader secretary.

41. One word lasts a lifetime, and one love lasts a lifetime with a glass of wine.

42. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future; if you can drink a pound of alcohol, focus on training; if you only drink drinks, the leaders will not want them; if you can drink, the leaders and secretaries will collapse as soon as they drink, and the official position will be difficult to maintain; if you drink too much for a long time, you will be a talent. Hard to find.

43. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time!

44. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow will make a spring.

45. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but I, a good drinker, stop drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart. Forty-five of those particularly funny and humorous homophonic memes

One of those particularly funny and humorous homophonic memes

1. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns , numb next door.

2. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" and he said: "Catch the vine of love?"

3. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is like the crab boiling the dragon's kindness.

4. We are all hamburgers, why are you all babies, and I am the fool!

5. I said I don’t drink. But you go around telling others that I won’t live long...

6. You don’t even want me, so what do you want, food?

7. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

8. The little duck said to the chicken: "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: You don't have to, duck.

9. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

10. I haven’t washed my hair in four days at home. It turns out that I have sexy oil.

11. The doctor prescribed pills for me. I dropped them to the ground and kept ringing. After a closer look, I found out.

12. I said I can’t drink, but you keep saying I won’t live long?

13. I seem to have gained weight. I’ll help you lose weight. We abstain from sex.

14. Did you know that Doraemon has no neck? Because of "blue neck mud". 15. Sun Wukong. The golden hoop was missing, so he went to ask the land father-in-law, Sun Wukong: "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great. It matches your hairstyle perfectly."

16. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It's funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go. I am willing to persuade the rich!

17. A sheep migrates.

18. Oh my god! I couldn’t hold back my excitement and replied: Then you pull first, then talk after you finish. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished pulling?

19. If you don’t even taste me, what do you think?

20. I asked my mother, why can’t the candle flames stop for a while? My mother said it’s because he is a spirited boy.”

21. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

22. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had kidney stones. His wife was stunned: To see the sea?

23. Guoba, Mianba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba asked Guoba: What are we going to do? Guo Ba said: Let’s meet Ba! Part 2 of those particularly funny and humorous homophonic memes

24. Aladdin made a mistake and was punished by God and was put in a pot. He asked with confusion on his face where this was? So God: You are in the pot and don’t know the pot.

25. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.

26. Lu Su: "You are drunk, and you will die if you drink again." Zhou Yu: "I am not drunk." Lu Su: "Speak up, Governor." Zhou Yu: "Dudududududu"

27. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where my books were. Where did I lose?

28. Beautiful women’s rooms are usually messy. After all, they are beautiful women in messy rooms.

29. There is a can of tea at home that has been there for who knows how long. I just put it in the cup to make tea, and when I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! oh! It turns out it’s so loud to drink milk tea!

30. I understand the truth that ugly people should study more. People used to say that I was not good at studying, but they were actually praising me for being beautiful.

31. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

32. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.

33. Our country has invented drone technology in the Tang Dynasty. Du Mu’s "Passing Through the Huaqing Palace" has a record: "The concubine riding on the red dust is laughing, and the drone is tied to the lychee."

34. One day the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book, close it, make up, did you hear it?

35. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing me, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

36. I said I was making ceramics, but you go around saying that I touch porcelain on the street?

37. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

38. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

39. Question: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it!

40. "What should I do if the white balloon pops the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"

41. Tell those who used to look down on me that I have a house. It's not rented, but it was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

42. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."

43. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

44. The little bear planted a fruit tree and took care of it carefully every day. Until autumn, the fruit tree did not bear any fruit. The little bear said in disappointment: "No fruit, no fruit."

45. At home, I accidentally hit the corner of the table and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out I am Bu Neng when I go out. Forty-five sentences with high EQ for seeking a date.

Sentences with high EQ for seeking a date. Copywriting (Part 1)

1. Once upon a time, I first fell in love. , and then the temples turned white.

2. Become a person who is not lonely at all on the street.

3. Asking for a date on Chinese Valentine's Day, I drive a Buick, you bring the chickens and ducks, the rear engine has a pair of turbocharged ducks, I make a date with you, you bring the money, and step on the accelerator as hard as you can.

4. I’m asking for a date on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I’m driving a Porsche. You take the seat cushion and go on a self-driving trip. I’ll make a date with you. You bring money. Only one person. I can't pedal anymore.

5. It’s been overhauled, please date, please take us away, please take us to the climax: We slowly learned to tolerate it and be bad! That's how people are. I feel happy for a while...I don’t feel sad anymore: I feel better. Painful for a while! In the self-knowledge of warmth and coldness.

6. I can’t even keep my own hair, so how can I expect to keep you?

7. Every day when I was disappointed and singled out in the past.

8. Loving someone requires courage and luck.

9. Spend a good time.

10. May you always be my armor. Whether I am stable or wandering, I will feel at ease with you.

11. The evening breeze in early summer is romantic and gentle. I want to embrace you into the embrace of my world, and I want to write you into the tenderness of my life.

12. Take things as they come, and the future with you will be long.

13. Distance is scary because you don’t know whether he is thinking of you or forgetting you.

14. Qianli Shanye, you are the romance I have encountered in the world.

15. I want to give you everything, but I have nothing. I am willing to give up everything for you, but I have nothing to give up.

16. You have to know that if you don’t cherish me now, there won’t be this shop after you pass this village. But you also need to know that once you pass this village, I will go to the store below to wait for you.

17. Secret love has become a habit, humility has been rooted in the bones, scraping the bones and treating the poison is not clean. "Secret Love" in Chang'an in August.

18. The breeze is not dry, I will go out with you.

19. There is no way to objectively evaluate him, but I love him subjectively.

20. I miss you, I love you, hahahaha, I will take care of you all my life.

21. Regret is also a kind of happiness. Because there are still things that make you regretful.

22. If loving you is a wrong statement, then I would rather make more mistakes, even for the rest of my life.

23. It’s not that you have all the ways I like you, but I like all the ways you look.

Sentences with high emotional intelligence for dating (Part 2)

24. Love itself is a book. I have read it countless times but don’t know what its deep meaning is. Maybe it is due to carelessness, maybe I have summarized the true meaning. People or people are just people. When they meet, know and love each other, they always draw different arcs in a subtle stage of time and space.

25. Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in water.

26. Every time I buy a drink, I say thank you for your patronage. One day when I was taking an exam, I suddenly couldn’t write the word “hui”, so I opened the drink next to me. I went crazy and asked for another bottle!

27. At night, you are in my dreams; during the day, you are in my heart; when we are together, you are in my eyes; when we are separated, you are in my thoughts. My dear, I have you every day, and I will never forget you.

28. From a general point of view, before I have a stable job, I cannot heal my wounds with a whole family meal. I really envy dating experts to have such a wise audience as me.

29. My heart is made of glass. Although it does not have the dignity of crystal, my love for you is just as transparent and as easy to break. So, I hold it in both hands and hope you can accept it; I don't expect you to take good care of it, even if you just put it in your pocket, as long as I can feel your body temperature.

30. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes, but you forced me to do this.

31. Every day when I don’t need to get up early, I wake up extra early.

32. You are the starlight so close at hand. When you smile, I think of being with my children.

33. I miss you day after day. When will beautiful dreams appear? My dear: I really want to see you again.

34. Surprises in ordinary life.

35. Witty words are prey, hemming and hawing is liking.

36. People’s ideas will change. I wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

37. The spring water is your love, the summer clouds around the peak are your lingering, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and the winter plum blossoms and snow are your love.

38. The meaning of "I love you" is: I will never leave you regardless of poverty, wealth, birth or old age, illness or death, natural disasters or man-made disasters.

39. I really envy those people who have stories. Unlike me, one word "handsome" can last a lifetime.

40. In the world of mortals, an unintentional passing by may be destined to lead to a blossoming encounter. Meeting may be just the beginning. Only by understanding each other can we stay together for a lifetime. Although this affection is very elegant and simple, it seems so precious.

41. You are the only one in the world, how can I not cherish you.

42. I like you, the kind of love that can be liked for a long time, the kind of love that can last for a long time after summer has passed, and the kind of love that still has enthusiasm after the freshness has passed.

43. All good things should be experienced with you.

44. I have been waiting for someone, someone who can put an end to my loneliness. I hope that person is you.

45. Whenever I go on a date with Mr. Winter Vacation, there is always a mistress named Winter Vacation Homework.