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A perverted boyfriend doesn't care what he says.

1, love is to fall in love with each other's everything, whether it is advantages or disadvantages, everything about you can be tolerated in his eyes, and some small shortcomings will be interpreted as another kind of cuteness in his eyes.

I try very hard to forget you, but no matter how hard I try, I can't forget you. What should I do?

I don't want to say what I think, but I don't want to tear my heart out again.

The facts are in front of you, but you only see your own point of view.

5. See how well you can pretend. Do you know what it means to paint old cucumbers green?

6. You are not the steering wheel, why should I turn around you?

I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that "you are the only person I want to see."

8. When there is no sun, even the shadow can't accompany me.

9. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

10, fortunately, you are lazy. ~ Let me have a quiet high school.

1 1, may all your tears in the future be tears of joy.

My sick boyfriend doesn't care about me.

12, alternating day and night, I miss you so much, the past is clear, and you are vague. Because I love you, I forgot myself. When winter goes and spring comes, sadness climbs on my face and devours my soul, but I still insist on an obsession.

13, you don't have to say sorry, because I have completely forgotten the past.

14, children love right and wrong, adults only look at pros and cons.

15, fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat fish-the law of the jungle

16. In these years, I think the only person I ever loved was him. His name is QQ.

17, in addition to marrying you, transferring money to say that I like you, thinking that you are all fake, it is better to be caring and attentive and earn huge sums of money.

18, watching the autumn rain fall, my heart is astringent; Looking at the gray-blue sky makes me feel sad; Listening to the quiet talk of autumn rain makes me slightly sad.

19, maybe this time, there is really no turning back.

20. Some people like to take advantage. As soon as they heard that there was a discount on painless abortion, they wanted to have a baby at once.

2 1, the saddest thing is to meet the right person and realize that you can never be together and give up sooner or later.

22. The relationship between cultures should be absorption and integration, not plunder and conquest.

23. On a quiet night, with faint candlelight, listening to light music and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you!

24, winter is coming, say hello and have a good weekend. May the warm sunshine drive away your cold, may the cold current freeze your troubles, and may time stay here and bring you joy and encouragement.

25. It is a well-known truth that the bait should meet the appetite of the fish, not the appetite of the fisherman, but many people make mistakes repeatedly.

26, watching ghost movies in the living room, scared to death, afraid to watch alone, ran to the bedroom to let my daughter-in-law accompany me to watch, saw the tense lens, put on horror music, and the male ghost came out ... The daughter-in-law calmly said, what's so terrible about this, this male ghost is quite handsome ...