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Talk about dressing up as an animal.

I am a grass.

I am a grass, without colorful clothes and colorful hats on my head. When Miss Chun came quietly, she gave me a green skirt to enjoy the warmth of spring in this mythical environment.

I am a grass. When Grandpa Sun first appeared from the East, I was hung with sparkling pearls. At this time, the industrious little bee hummed and flew to my side and said, "Hello, Grass!" " "After a pause, the beautiful little butterfly danced and flew to my side, saying," Grass! Hello. "

I am a grass. When the heavy rain comes, I close my eyes and wait patiently for the heavy rain to give me a good bath. After the heavy rain, my body is spotless, how relaxed and comfortable! At this moment, a group of naughty children came and stepped on me, but I didn't care at all. Only one child said, "How beautiful it is to walk on this grass!" Hearing this sentence, I want to laugh with joy.

One day, a farmer's uncle was driving a flock of sheep. When the sheep saw me, they scrambled to eat. At first, I felt very painful, and I thought, this is over. But another thought, grass is for cattle and sheep, why are you still afraid of pain? So I was eaten. After a few days, I suddenly felt a little taller. I couldn't believe my eyes when I looked at it. I have grown up again, taller than before. I just know that as long as my roots are still there, I can still live. Suddenly, I saw the farmer's uncle driving the sheep. Those sheep seem to be fatter than before.

I am a grass. After several autumn winds, the leaves slowly fall and I gradually turn yellow. An old woman gathered me and my companions to bask in the sun in the yard. A few days later, grandma put me in a laundry basket and poured me into the kitchen. I know my last moment is coming, and I wait quietly. ...

I am a grass, but how happy I am! Sacrifice yourself and bring benefits to others. I am proud of my ability to serve the public and contribute to the people.