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Spend a lot of money this month. I knew it.

1, from frugality to luxury, from luxury to frugality, what if you can't help but want to chop your hands?

I have never been lucky enough to win the prize. I want to pick my hand but I can't stop.

After entering the makeup pit, I can't help but want to pick my hands when I see beautiful lipstick and eye shadow.

You regard money as your life. After the Double Eleven, you will not only want to chop your hands, but also want to hang yourself.

5. It's really too expensive to have a baby. I can't help but want to pick up those cute little clothes.

6. I didn't intend to buy anything for the Double Eleven, but I wanted to get it when I picked a gift. I don't buy such a big discount, and I feel that I have suffered a loss.

7. I want to pick up my hand after the Double Eleven every year, and it is very enjoyable to dismantle the courier.

8. When I visit Taobao at night, I especially want to pick a few pieces when I see beautiful yoga clothes. I can't see things in a blur while walking.

9. I want to eat spicy food, but I will die if I can't eat any more. I want to drink milk tea, but I can't. I will be bald and want to chop my hands, but I can't chop my hands and eat dirt.

10, I will be super happy every day in the future. In addition, the double eleven will come quickly, and I can't wait to pick up my hand.

1 1, I really like explosions. As soon as I heard the word explosion, I couldn't help but want to chop my hands.

12. Enjoy the newly added collections in recent days! I can't help but want to chop my hands, so there is a reason why I can't save money!