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Chapter 33: Lu Ma Shao endured humiliation and made a fortune, and Lu Zilin regained his family style.

? Lu Zilin is more urgent than ever to revitalize this house. Under Tian Fuxian's instructions, he became the real imperial envoy without a crown in the couplet. The skin that had been emptied in prison began to fill up, his forehead glowed with light, and his cheeks took on a moist complexion. He quickly saw through the changes in the current situation and the mysteries involved, and drew strict boundaries for himself. He only urged the chief in the name of Tian Fuxian. After eating and drinking, he showed his authority to the chief and then returned to the couplet. The errands of harming people in rope binding are completed by the guardians. If you don't serve as an official, you will only receive a salary, which is very spiritual. He hired Liu Mou'er back and hired a young long-term worker, and redeemed the land sold by the woman piece by piece. The house and livestock shed were full of life again, and began to show a steaming and joyful atmosphere with people and horses bleating. atmosphere.

? Lu Zilin shuddered when he thought of the kind of sun and moon he had just returned home from prison. From morning to night, the courtyard is as silent and decaying as an empty temple. The unexpected arrival of his little grandson injects vitality into the house. He finally understands that the most precious thing is not money or land, but people. When there are people, there is hope, and when there are people, there is excitement. Hire a young long-term worker who is willing to create a bit of excitement. This little long-term worker actually picked it up one night. This kid is from the Weibei Plateau, and his strange pronunciation fills the courtyard with a joyful atmosphere. The only thing he is dissatisfied with is that this little guy fawns over him, making him feel inferior to himself. Lu Zilin listened to flattery and flirtatious words all day long, and his ears felt like they were full of pig hair. He just wanted to hear someone scold him in person, slap him twice, or even take out a penis and pee on his face. Because his ancestors were beaten and criticized, he wanted to experience what it was like to be beaten, scolded and criticized.

? Counting five generations up from Lu Zilin, the Lu family has reached an unsustainable bottom. Two of the three brothers have gone out to work for Caidong. They were just fifteen or sixteen years old. The third child grew up begging for food and drink. He wore an iron horse spoon on his trousers to receive alms. People didn't remember his name, so they called him Horse Spoon Baby or Shao'er Baby. One night, Ma Shaowa listened to her father, who had been lying on the kang all year round, saying that he could earn a living by himself. The next day, he went out at Weiming and never returned home.

? Ma Shaowa avoided the familiar village and went down the northern slope, begging all the way to the city. He was then hired by a restaurant to burn the fire, pull the bellows, and wash the dishes. One day, he suddenly had an enlightenment and finally understood why the stove was hitting his newly raised head with a small iron spoon while cooking. It turned out to be to prevent him from raising his head and looking at all kinds of things. The cooking process.

? Understanding this secret only fueled his ambition. He became very attentive to the stove, providing water for washing his face and feet, emptying the urinal, washing clothes, catching lice, beating his back, and rubbing his thighs. Although he had served for free for more than a year, his cooking skills were still zero. One night, Luo Tou told him that if he wanted to learn a craft, it would not work in a flirtatious manner. It takes a lot of money to learn the art. I don’t want money, but I need to agree to three things. Come one piece at a time. The first is not only not to retaliate but also to respond. So the stove was renovated, and he would curse whenever and wherever he opened his mouth. Only when he could no longer come up with any new ways to curse did he ask the spoon boy for the second thing. The tricks of beating the spoon doll on the stovetop are also changing with great thought, including slapping, beating on the chest, kicking the butt, tearing off the ears, pinching the nose, twisting the face, all of which are commonplace and exciting, so that the face and body are covered with blue scars. , even the shopkeeper can’t stand it. Finally, the last thing left was to go through his back door and fuck his cock. Cao Wuhui teaches you how to stir-fry a dish. The two bargained and reached a deal on "Three Times".

? Five years later, Luma Shao became a real stove, and his cooking skills surpassed that of the master. He turned down high-paying offers from two or three large restaurants in the city and promised to stay there for another five years without paying a penny. He left his master behind. Ma Shao really comes when the spring breeze brings success. A senior official of the Qing Dynasty inspected Guanzhong and marveled at the delicacy of the dishes, saying they were "the best spoon in the world" and wrote an inscription on the spot. The shopkeeper spent a lot of money to hang a gold signboard on the lintel saying "the best spoon in the world", and the business was booming. Lu Ma Shao became famous in the ancient city, and was regarded as a distinguished guest by high-ranking officials and wealthy businessmen. He finally had a chance to vent his anger and revenge.

? Two standard soldiers bravely brought the stove to the barracks. Shaowa told him to scold him as much as he wanted to scold him and beat him as much as he wanted. Shaowa looked at the cigarette. I stood on the back of my chair and watched this monster beating and cursing himself, until the stove couldn't move his arms and cursed, and collapsed on the brick floor like a dead pig. After he regained his composure, he got up and performed again. He continued to perform repeatedly until late at night. He was beaten and tortured until his face turned red, green and purple, and his ears were bleeding. He collapsed on the ground and could not get up. Then came the third thing. He asked people to strip off the stove's clothes, called five strong young men who were begging, and asked them to fuck his dick one by one. He gave him a piece of ocean for each fuck, which he cashed in on the spot. After a long time, the stove was lying motionless on the ground like a dead pig, with a pile of smelly blood under his crotch. Shaowa asked them to divide the silver coins among them, then carried them out and dropped them at the base of the city wall.

? Luma Shao then returned to where he came from, and took charge of his own hands to repay all the people who had been kind to him, and also took revenge on those who had hurt him. Then he began to buy land, build houses, and suddenly became a The richest man in Bailu Village. Then he called his two brothers back, and he went to the city to continue playing with the spoon, returning the silver coins to the original place, expanding the cultivated land, and building houses. Luma Shao's success became a powerful motivation for future generations to endure hardships and humiliation in order to get ahead. People began to respect Lu Ma Shao, who pioneered this new way of life, as Master Shao Shao, and those who continued to join the industry were called Shao Shao Ke.

? Lu Ma Shao has undoubtedly become a person with great influence in the Lu family. He not only revived the family business that was on the verge of collapse, but more importantly, he has his own thoughts and ideas. The theory has deeply influenced generations of descendants of the Lu family, showing family traditions and habits that are very different from the Bai family. The constant repetition of life experiences and the deeper and deeper impressions finally condensed into a conclusion: to provide children with education, pass the imperial examination and enter the upper class society to sit on a chair and occupy a seat, that is the true glory of the family. Lu Ma Shao summarized himself in one sentence, personalizing Gou Jian, the king of Yue, who lived on firewood and tasted gall in order to restore his country, which has been passed down through the ages. He was Gou Jian who restored the kingdom to King Lingchi of Wu. This personalized construction spirit has been passed down from generation to generation and has become the spiritual wealth of the Lu family in Bailuyuan.

? What Lu Zilin did when he picked up Xiao Changgong was a demonstration of the ancestral spirit, an experience, a kind of venting or a kind of telepathy.

Lu Zilin is now tired of things between men and women. The key to this change of heart is the death of his eldest daughter-in-law and the indifferent relationship with Mr. Leng. An accidental encounter with an old lover gave him an important revelation. Lu Zilin began to search for godchildren in Yuanshang villages one by one, and recognized all the children born to his old sweetheart as godson relatives. They could almost sit in three or four seats. The godchildren came to his home to pay him New Year's greetings and birthday wishes, and they themselves were absolutely protected and escaped from the adults. Lu Zilin was very happy. All of these babies were beautiful, because the women he fell in love with were all pretty girls from the original villages. Lu Zilin looked at the Lu family breeds marked by their deep eyes and long eyelashes, and couldn't help but sigh, we both There is no son, but there are dozens of godchildren, but it is a pity that the word "gan" cannot be revealed. When his godsons often come to the house for a walk, he no longer feels lonely and is content.

? The Bailu Joint Security Office suffered a heavy robbery. All the donations stored in Lian Shang were robbed before they could be handed in. Five people died and three people were injured in Baoding. Tian Fuxian survived through three holes. Due to various powerful relationships and weighing the gains and losses of all parties, Bai Xiaowen reported to Yue Weishan that it was the bandits who did it to calm people's hearts and avoid publicity for the Kuomintang. Tian Fuxian fully accepted Bai Xiaowen's conclusion, but he still had doubts in his heart. His feeling was correct. This was done by the son of a relative of Bai Jiaxuan who had no contact with him anymore. He was a bottom line member of the guerrillas. He was injured because he had no fighting experience. Therefore, Bai Jiaxuan asked Mr. Leng for knives, arrows and medicine. , and told Mr. Leng that even such a peasant is a Communist Party. I am afraid that the Communist Party in this land cannot be estimated at all. If one day it becomes a thing and takes over the world, and it suddenly pops up, it can kill you and me. Startled. The two then turned the topic to Lu Zilin. Bai Jiaxuan said that he was the one who had the most prosperous life in the world. He was Tian Fuxian's official and earned Tian Fuxian's salary, but he didn't worry about him. He only cared about marrying his daughter. Mr. Leng was disgusted and said that this man had been scratched out of his eyes, and his addiction to officialdom was harder to quit than his addiction to cigarettes. His Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles are not worth talking about. Bai Jiaxuan said that this is a family tradition passed down from generation to generation.

Our ancestors used to save money for one copper and hemp coins, but people got rich overnight by selling rice coins!

? To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter "The shadow of the sword, the light of the sword, the unjust death of Heiwa, the treacherous clouds and the vicissitudes of fate"

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1. The characters and plots of this book are all derived from "White Deer Plain" by Mr. Chen Zhongshi, and the copyright belongs to Mr. Chen. The author's abbreviation is only out of love, and this book is only used for communication and learning between fans and does not involve any commercial use.