Funny sentences praising handsome guys and beautiful women

handsome

Very handsome

Handsome, so fucking handsome.

Rare handsome.

Handsome once in a thousand years.

I can't be more handsome.

Let the computer operate illegally.

A handsome guy who never forgets anything after reading it.

Handsome convulsions, foaming at the mouth.

Let people tell each other that they can't be more handsome.

Xiao Zhu saw it and decided to quit. Very handsome.

Let people see the curse in various forums.

It's no use eating 20 viagra after reading it. handsome

After reading it, people will die and step on it handsomely.

When people meet, they ask if you have ever called a person ugly or handsome.

People can't stop shivering when they turn off their browsers after reading them.

People are afraid of being scared to death when they walk, eat, sleep and do anything.

People make up hundreds of times, and even the wretched man thinks he is handsome.

Let people sing one after another until there are plenty of fish in the sea, and see the handsome guy who is not looking for it.

Let the police send him as a negotiator. It's awesome to wait for the criminal to take a look and surrender.

Let people meet a handsome guy who can't pee in the public toilet and has impotence and a penis.

It makes all criminals want to pretend to rob the national bank, and even agents are afraid to catch it.

Let the murderer claim to have seen his eyes, and the judge will release his handsome.

Let everyone see it and ask him for plastic surgery, but the plastic surgeon will go to a mental hospital after seeing it.

Let him be the goalkeeper of the national team, so that all the players in Real Madrid can repay the handsome guy who shot hard.

Let him ask the magic mirror who is the most handsome in the world, but the magic mirror is the handsome one who committed suicide in tears.

Let Arafat send a special plane to pick him up to resist the siege of the Israeli army. Just a minute later, the Israeli army retreated.

You can apply for QQ online chat when you are bored. Unfortunately, the system prompts that your face is disgusting and you can't provide your handsome number.

Shouting at the sky, my god, am I handsome? Suddenly, the heavy rain fell on me, and I touched it, and it was all vomit.

If the world can't tolerate you, you will commit suicide sadly, but the ghost king gave you Amnesty to return to this world and continue your life.

When he was born, the doctor just pulled him out of the womb and fainted. The nurse closed her eyes and stuffed him back. Very handsome.

There are nine suns in the world. If you look at them, eight of them will fall, and the other one will turn into a handsome plant sun. The national leaders sent you to travel abroad, but you haven't traveled around the world, and the world economy has regressed for 55 years.

All countries in the world want to kill you. The United States fired an intercontinental missile at you, and when it was 2000 kilometers away from you, it turned back and blew itself up.

After watching the computer, it will be seriously distorted, the keyboard will drop, the mouse will climb up the tree and get up 99 times, and it will only enter the DOS state.