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Tell me the best.

1. Is there such a person who has given up countless times, but still can't bear it?

When a drunk man calls you, his words may not be credible, but he definitely has you in his heart.

Don't take the man who loves you seriously. One day, another woman will thank you for not knowing his goodness.

4. Girls grow up because they love someone, while boys grow up because they lose someone.

5. "I want to talk to you when you come out." "About what?" Falling in love

6. Not afraid of radiation, tired eyes and being woken up in the middle of the night. I'm afraid I'll miss your news.

7. I must find someone with the same surname as you as my husband, and the children born must call you by your name. Since you can't be a partner, be my son.

8. No matter how far you go, you will never leave my heart, just like the shadows of trees at dusk will never leave the roots.

9. Later, I heard a lot of people mention your news, and my fingers never tightened, and my brow never wrinkled.

10. Too active is often too indifferent, and too indifferent often leads to unlimited initiative.

1 1. Love is not attachment, love is independence and strength, and then try to come together.

12. Don't give up the opportunity to find true love because of an immature relationship, and don't deny the person who really loves you because of a wrong person.

13. Everyone has a past that they don't want to talk about.

14. There is a name, even if you lie to me a hundred times, I will turn back.

15. If you miss something, you will meet something new.

16. If my name is the reason why you refuse others, then I am willing to give up everything for you.

17. Although I like you very much, I didn't give you the right to hurt me.

18. "If an important person deleted you, would you add it back?" "If he deleted me, he would no longer be an important person."

20. Do we all learn to love others too early and finally forget to love ourselves?

Even if it's over, don't disappoint the meeting. ....

1, distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

2. The things I like will always disappear, just like the discontinued sneakers, retired Kobe Bryant, Eason Chan who sealed his throat, and the old you. I am trying to grow up.

3. Once the possessiveness is excessive, it will be like a pair of warm and soft hands, but it will suddenly hold your throat, and you will suffocate if you struggle to breathe.

4. I can be ambiguous, endlessly cool, and presumptuous, but I just don't want to be responsible for love anymore, and I don't want to touch this thing again.

Don't buy things you don't need because of discounts, and don't love inappropriate people because of emptiness.

I want to buy an invisible pen and write your name on the wall of my room. When I miss you at night, turn on the light behind the invisible pen. Your name surrounds me just as you surround me. That feeling must be very thrilling.

7. The most terrible thing is that two people who like each other are guessing who the other likes.

8. Probably because I am not good at words, I don't know how to express it. When I get along, I always turn my love into a quarrel.

9. Like can be your desperate struggle, but love can be your lifelong grievance. Love is a digital photo that you can get at your fingertips, but love is an old photo that has been mottled and yellowed in your wallet.

10, you are angry because of his words and have been sulking for a long time, waiting for him to coax you. Maybe in the end, he didn't even know what he said wrong. So now I understand that communication must be the most important. You are angry, you ignore him, and you cry, which will only make him feel unreasonable. You think he can understand, you think he can understand, but in their eyes, they will only feel ignorant. If you don't say something, they will never know.

1 1. How much I like you is to give me a bunch of things I like to eat and you can only choose from them. After thinking for two seconds, I cried and chose you.

12, I like you not because of how good you are, but because I like you and I know how good you are.

13, I really hope you are getting uglier and worse. I'm the only one who wants you.

14, bless you is false, bless you is true.

15, I've played all the pretenses, but I still can't hide my love for you.

16, liking you is like an old love letter, which means a lot.

17, she didn't do anything wrong, just because she loves you, is despised by you, is despised by you, and is cherished by you, so she is humbler and smaller than you.

18, I like old things, just like I liked you before, I like you now and I will like you in the future.

19, only to find out later that the person you love the most often doesn't choose you, and the person you love the most often isn't your favorite, but the person who loves you the longest is not your favorite, nor the person who loves you the most appears at the most appropriate time.

20. Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

Zhao Benshan is classic and funny. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

1, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

2, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

If you fall, get up and cry again.

4, low-key! It's the best b show! !

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

6. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

I can resist everything except temptation. ...

8. I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

9. Light a cigarette. Smoking is lonely. ...

10, it's not that you don't laugh, you lose your powder when you laugh!

1 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

12, don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

13, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

15, please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

16, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

17, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something!

18, I believe there is a lie hidden in the middle!

19, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

20. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

2 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

22. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

23. Holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

24. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

25. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

26. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

27. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

28. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

29. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

30. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

3 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

33. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

35, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

36. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and all the mixed things are finally reunited.

37. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

38. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, fearing that he will not come and that he will mess around.

39. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

4 1, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

42. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

43. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, it's full

44, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

45. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" in Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from the "state" in Metamorphosis.

46. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, all of which were burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

47, 2008 is so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

48. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

49. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

Aestheticism says: Even if it is over, don't live up to the encounter.

I will cry all the way and say goodbye to my sadness.

There are 1000 me in the eyes of 1000 people. You are willing to trust others but not the truest me in front of you.

Love is broken, can't be tied, try to give up, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand.

Once loved, do you still like me now?

Some people are shadows that they can't reach with all their life's efforts.

It is a great injustice to hide some things in your heart, but when you say it, you feel that it is not worth mentioning.

I heard that he met a new lover, didn't he? How interesting it is that you are still living in that dream.

Really, feel at ease; Fake, welcome. Really? We are responsible for ourselves.

"Then why don't you cry?" "Because tears can't bring me back to him."

It's not that I don't want to love, but that I won't love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt.

Approaching brings expectation, and expectation brings disappointment.

You said I was arrogant as if I were invulnerable, but you didn't see me. I screamed softly and didn't go.

I'm afraid to watch you get old, but there's nothing I can do. -to mother.

You never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to ignore you cares about you.

Why do we choose to leave each other when we are in love?

If you love someone, you will hate her even more. This hatred is far stronger than all human feelings.

I am here with you, and you will remember me no matter whether the road is good or not.

No matter what hard shape you grow into, what you love most in your heart are gentle stories.

I like you. I have been waiting for you there. I bless you every day. I miss you all the time. Did you get it? I don't know if I can have you or who you like. In other words, fallen leaves are my reincarnation!

Only by working hard can you become the person you want and take the road you want to go.

Even if it's over, don't disappoint the meeting.

I'd rather not meet you, at least I won't sigh who you will be with in the future.

There is nothing to say to you. All the sweet words you want to hear are persistent. If you can see them, you will understand them.

I don't know if the loneliness for many years makes you long for someone to say good morning to you in the morning.

You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

Some disappearance is doomed, and some fate will never take effect. Love a person, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, you must love her.

I have a story, the beginning is impossible, and the end is regrettable. The content is that he doesn't love me and there is no follow-up.

How many women now have husbands they loved when they were young?

I see. In his mind, I am just a substitute.

Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

What is happiness? Happiness is watching cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman tries to hit little monsters. ...

You will never see my sadness, because I am the saddest only when you are not here.

Are things beautiful? Does it hurt to shoot an arrow through the heart? Are you invincible? Will it be cold if you drown in the deep sea for a long time? She doesn't love you, okay?

Maybe someone didn't tell me my life at the funeral after my death and begged you to kiss my epitaph, which read: She loved the wrong person all her life.

At the age when I don't know love, I know the harm it brings.

The best love story is to fall in love with the most unexpected person when you least expect it.

I alienated everyone for you, and finally, when you left, they all left.

I feel like a gambler with you. I lost everything and refused to leave.

Yes, how could I forget the person who said he would give me warmth but took it away.

I'm like broken glass. I can't put it together anymore.

I really want to give up, because there is no more youth to waste on you.

My love for you is exhausted.

Having sexual desire for her doesn't necessarily mean liking her, but liking her will definitely have sexual desire for her.

He went behind her back and she asked him, "am I heavy?" He said, "The whole world is on my back. Do you feel heavy? "

There is a joke called love, which makes you laugh and cry, but still refuses to let go.