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What did you say to live apart?

In order to live separately, let's talk about:

1, Fahai provoked the White Snake and Jinshan Temple was flooded; Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was sent down to earth. Cowherd angered the queen mother and was separated from her. Don't mess with women, whether it's your weaver girl or your mother-in-law.

2. Short-term separation is a short-term outing or separation between two places, which may be the need of work and career.

3. Come on, Dad, for the sake of an early reunion, end the "separation"! The baby said: Dad digs crabs when he is not busy.

4, a kind of acacia, two kinds of leisure. Separate from your wife, cook two bowls of noodles and eat them alone.

5, Chopin of Niu B, can't play the sadness of Lao Zi! God, let me cross this magpie bridge and don't separate us again, okay?